Kageyama Tobio is not a jealous man. Now some might try to counter that and say he's an angry man.
Does he get angry? Sure, everyone does! Even Hitoka-san looked like she was ready to murder someone at one point in her life. Tadashi has legitimately taken out a knife when Kei was being too much of an asshole and Sugawara-san was a completely different thing altogether.
So Tobio is angry. Not jealous, thank you very much Kourai-san.
However, sometimes he can't help but feel the ugly monster of jealousy trying to break through and show its hideous self.
Such an instance in when the Alders had all decided to go out and get a drink together to celebrate a fabulous win.
Now, what happens when you give a bunch of adult men alcohol? Shot goes down. Or more precisely, the gremlins of the team decide to fuck around and start shit.
"So, Wakatoshi-kun!" said Kourai-san, the tone in his voice already spelling trouble.
"We just wanted your input on a little something - something." said Heiwajima-san.
If not for the influence of Alcohol Wakatoshi might have been a bit more on guard but due to being slightly tipsy Wakatoshi's caution was long gone.
"Of course." he said, always so polite that Tobio kinda just wanted to go home to see him be the beast he truly is later.
"We just wanted to see if you thought that this girl looked pretty." Tobio snapped to attention slightly, turning to state at what Toshi would say.
It seemed he wasn't the only one either, seeing how the entire team turned around to look at what Toshi would say.
Wakatoshi looked at the picture for a few seconds before declaring "She is quite pretty."
Tobio felt his heart break at his boyfriend's declaration.
Now, logically he knew that this was the smartest thing for Toshi to say. After all, those two still haven't announced their relationship and Tobio hasn't even come out yet. Not even Hinata knew he was gay.
However, knowing that his boyfriend thought someone other than him was attractive in his boyfriend's eyes made something deep within him boil.
Suddenly, an idea popped into his mind and it was without a doubt the stupidest thing he had ever thought of if he was sober but in his drunken jealous state it was the best idea he could ever think of.
Not even bothering to inform his team, he stealthily managed to get away from the table and out of the bar without them noticing, all their attention focused on Toshi.
However, if he had bothered to stay behind instead of exacting his stupid revenge then he would have seen that the girl on the phone looked exactly like him if he was a girl and that Toshi had finished off with "But I would not date her.".
Maybe if he had his stupidity could have taken a rain-check.He was a six foot tall man. He brought fear to grown ass adults. He has faced Miwa's glare head on. He spent the first year of his middle school life humiliating himself and asking Oikawa-san for tosses and spent his final year ruling over people. He has called the second best ace average to his face.
Yet standing in front of a lingerie shop makes all of that pale in comparison.
Deciding it was now or never and it was better to get this over with, lest someone spot him and cause a scene, he quickly entered the shop and his face increased in the shade 'tomato' quite rapidly.
"Hello there sir, shopping for your girlfriend or wife?" a sweet girl came to ask him, reaching to just about his chest.
Instantly, he relaxed near the girl, her sweet presence making him feel less judged and slightly less awkward.
"Umm, actually I came here to buy something I can wear." shock appeared on the girls face before a large grew on her face and she started clapping excitedly.
"Ooh! We rarely ever get male customers so this is a real treat! Come on! I think I have the thing just for you!" said the girl as she excitedly started pulling Tobio somewhere and Tobio allowed himself to get dragged off to god knows where.
Finally they reached to where Tobio realised was the back of the store whje the girl finally let go of his hand and began ruffling through the packages there before finally taking one out.
"Aha! This one will look amazing on you!" said the girl excitedly as she passed it to Tobio. "Look at it!" and her excitement must have been contagious because Tobio actually felt a spark of excitement spark within him. (Or maybe that was the alcohol)
However, when he took a peak at it he felt his face flush in both excitement and embarrassment. However, he was on a mission so he couldn't back down.
"I'll take it! How much is it!"
"5500 yen please!" she said and Tobio thanked the fact that he made a lot playing volleyball.
He quickly paid the girl, grabbed the bag and bolted out the shop just nearly hearing her "Thanks for coming here sir and make sure to come back again!".
If his plan works out, he will definitely be going back there again.He almost ended up chickening out when he got home and finally put on the lingerie suit. Don't get him wrong, it fit him perfectly and Tobio isn't vain but even he has to agree that he looked amazing. Now the question was would his boyfriend think so?
Eventually, the memory of his boyfriend complimenting some random chick was enough petty motivation for him to suck it up and take out his phone.
@kagstobio King of the Court
Felt cute, might delete later.
(Picture of Tobio in a black lingerie set with his middle finger in his mouth in front of a mirror sat on his bed in a sexual position)
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Ninja Shouyou @hinatashouyou
Ayo Bakayama what the fuck is this? Not complaining though
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The Great King @OikawaTooru
Holy fuck Tobio-chan
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Ew. Germs @SakusaKiyoomi
I forgive you for everything that happened at the youth camp
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Tweet after tweet people from other teams started to reply to his post. Even a couple from Karasuno and Tobio couldn't help but blush at a couple of the replies on the post.
Now he just needed for Ushijima to see it. Thankfully, Hinata had already tagged the Adlers. Now here was the final test."Ayo where's Tobio-kun?" asked Sokolov looking around tipsily for their setter.
"Oh yeah! Where is he?" asked Hoshiumi, finally realising that the setter had gone missing.
Suspiciously enough Ushijima jumped instantly when he realised Tobio had gone missing, already every bad scenario that could possibly happen going through his head.
"He probably just headed back to his apartment." reasoned Romero and the panic within everyone died down slightly. "He hardly drank and even for a lightweight like him I doubt it did much."
Wakatoshi would have relaxed at that news and continued drinking with his teammates but Kourai had to speak. He had to open up his mouth with the most evil cackle that Wakatoshi had heard from him to date and point at his phone.
"Oh I don't know, Nicholas buddy. I think that he might have drank a little too much." Kourai continued to cackle as he showed everyone the picture on his phone.
Toshi could have died right then and there and would have died a happy man. Because there sat his boyfriend in the sexyiest lingerie suit ever looking every little bit of the little mix he was.
"Damn." was a common phrase that was said within their team and Toshi felt a jealous flare within him heat up even more and the fire within him increased when he read the replies under the post.
"You know I never expected Tobio-kun to be the right to rock lingerie like this but I guess the world is full of surprises." commented Hoshiumi, eyes widening at how many likes, replies and retweets the tweet had garnered in such little time. "Right Wakat-" he turned to ask the other spiker but when he turned he only saw the back of the man who was already storming out of the bar like a man on a mission.
'Huh. Must be tired.' thought Hoshiumi as he turned back to the drinks on the table and stared competitively at his teammates.
It was time to show these boomers how you truly drank.When Tobio heard the door to his apartment complex slam open he couldn't help but jump slightly but relax once again.
Turns out his plan worked out just fine.
"You little fucking brat." snarled Toshi as he stormed into their room, slapping the door open.
"What are you talking about, Toshi~?" Tobio tried his best to act as innocent as possible but it was clear that his boyfriend was not fooled for even a second.
"Oh yeah? See 8f you can keep up that cocktail attitude when I fuck that bratty hole of yours." Growled Toshi as he made his way menacingly towards Tobio whilst the younger only looked up at him, elated that his plan worked.
"Okay senpai~""So why did you decide to be a brat?" Toshi asked hours later when they had both gotten it out of their system.
Despite engaging in various lewd acts with his boyfriend like half an hour prior Tobio still burned bright red and hid his face in his boyfriend's chest. He mumbled something so quietly that Toshi had to ask him to repeat it again.
"I was jealous!" He grumbled loudly, still refusing to look anywhere at his boyfriend. It was silent for a moment until Toshi started shaking and Tobio realised he was being laughed at. "Don't laugh, jerk!"
"I'm sorry but you are just too cute." Toshi gasped out before squeezing Tobio tightly in his arms "I love you so much."
"I love you too."
They both lay in each other's arms before Toshi asked another question. "What were you jealous of?"
"When you called that girl on Kourai-san's phone, pretty."
"Oh baby, of you had stuck around for a while you would have heard me say I wouldn't date her and you would have seen she looks exactly like you if you were a girl." Toshi Chuckled as his boyfriend made another embarrassed sound.
"Ugh, just kill me now please and end my suffering." Tobio Whined dramatically
"Look on the bright side, at least you have something else to publish tomorrow."
"True true. Now, time for bed."The next morning Tobio posted a picture of his body absolutely covered in bite marks and bruises before throwing his phone away and turning his notifications off.
"I'll tell the coach that you won't be able to attend practice for a bit." And now his boyfriend seemed to be a tiny bit ashamed of himself.
Tobio just gave his boyfriend a deadpan stare before laughing.
"Thank you Toshi."
Toshi smiled at his boyfriend and the two shared a deep kiss before pulling back and staring in the others eyes.
"I love you." They both said.
So okay, they get jealous. It's natural. Just as long as the other knew that the other loved them, there was no problem in being a little tease (don't try this at home kids)