Disclaimer: I don't own Mario.
"You! What are you doing in my castle?!"
Peach could hear Bowser's angry voice roar around the throne room. She could tell at once that somebody had just entered the evil King Koopa's castle. It was impossible for her to see who, however, due to the blindfold that was tied around her eyes.
The kidnapped princess smiled as she shifted in the chair she was bound to. She didn't need her eyes to know who had just arrived on the scene. She could easily tell who was there - and what they had come for.
It's my lovely Mario! Peach thought happily to herself. He's come to rescue me!
"Come to save your precious princess, have you?!" Bowser's voice was filled with smugness as he prepared to face Peach's rescuer. "Well you're gonna have to go through me first! I'm gonna squash you flat! That should help you lose some weight!"
Peach could hear some intense fighting between the two enemies going on inside the room. She was unable to witness a second of it due to the cloth that was covering her eyes. The young princess wasn't the least bit worried however. She was confident that in no time she would be taken into Mario's arms and ride off into the sunset, leaving the King Koopa who had dared to kidnap her bruised and defeated.
That's what you get for crossing my precious Mario, Bowser! Peach thought. How dare you make fun of his size!
In almost no time, Peach could hear the battle coming to an end. Her ears perked up to sea Bowser collapsing to the castle floor. The princess' smile brightened across her face. She could tell her kidnapper had lost to her hero.
"You win this round..." Boswer could be heard groaning in pain. "But this isn't the last you'll see of me! I'll get you - and your little princess too!"
Peach heard footsteps approaching her. She could tell now that her rescuer had defeated Bowser, he was coming to release her. She felt a pair of hands untying to ropes that had bound her wrists together behind her back. Now freed from the chair, the princess quickly stood up and pulled the blindfold off of herself, preparing to throw her arms around Mario and plant a kiss on his cute, round nose.
"Thank you for saving me - Mario?!"
Peach froze, her smile disappearing from her face as her eyes widened at the sight of her hero stood before her.
It wasn't Mario.
It was Wario.
"Wazzup?!" The overweight anti-hero grinned in a crude way at Peach as he prepared to take her into his arms. "Gimmie a kiss! Pucker up, Princess!"
"Eek! Get away from me"
Peach squealed in horror at the ugly sight of her lover's ugly rival - before delivering a brutal punch right onto his large nose.
Stopped from kissing the princess, Wario howled in agony. His large noise throbbed from the hard strike Peach had delivered to it. He staggered in a dazed manner for a few minutes before falling on his feet, collapsing on the floor near to where Bowser had fallen unconscious.
"Hmph!"
Turning away with an irritated frown, Peach left Wario and Bowser behind as she stropped huffily away. She slammed the door which she stormed out through shut behind her - just as a figure jumped through one of the throne room's windows. Having watched the entire battle and rescue, he made his way over to where Wario lay, gazing down at him with an amused sneer.
"So your attempt to save the princess didn't go as well as you hoped?" he teased.
"Shut up, Waluigi!" Wario muttered grumpily to his partner. "Just shut up!"
The end.
