Chapter two electric boogaloo! ~TheUltimateMystic


Chapter 2: Orientation


Satan City University Condo


"Rise and shine people!" Erasa chirped as she went around to everyone's room while banging on a pot.

"Erasa, come on we don't have to be up for at least another hour."

"I know but the fridge is stocked with so many fresh ingredients I decided to make everyone a nice breakfast."

"...You made breakfast." Videl gulped.


Flashback


A ten-year-old Videl sat at a dinner table at Erasa's house as the Erasa set a plate of what possibly appeared to be some sort of lasagna on it.

"Alrighty eat up." Erasa stated with a gleam in her eyes.

"Um...alright." Videl replied hesitantly as she brought a forkful of 'food' to her mouth.

The emotions Videl felt, as what appeared to be lasagna slid down her throat, were hard to describe but if one were to take a guess they were a mixture of disgust, fear, panic, and oddly enough calmness. While the dish appeared to resemble lasagna it tasted more like a mixture of pixie stix, ham, and raw sewage. Perhaps, the sense of calmness Videl felt was her readiness to accept death rather than take another bite of whatever the hell entered her body.

"So do you like it?"

"...Y...yeah..." Videl lied before subsequently passing out.


Present


"Videl. Videl, are you alright?" A slightly worried Gohan asked as he waved his hand in front of her face.

Videl snapped out her thoughts realizing she was now sitting at the breakfast table with everyone even Gar, who simply had a tall glass of water in front of him.

"Sorry..." Videl replied.

"What's the matter?" Sharpner inquired. "You looked like you saw a ghost if that ghost was also on fire."

"It's nothing..." Videl replied with a slight shudder.

A look of shock came over Videl as she laid eyes on the full spread of breakfast food ranging from Bacon, eggs, and ham to salmon, rice, miso soup and more that was in front of her. To her surprise, it all actually looked...

"Good."

"What was that?" Erasa inquired.

"The food looks good." Videl replied trying to hide her surprise.

"Thank you." Erasa cheerfully replied. "Now eat up."

Everyone quickly made a plate and proceeded to chow down. Videl, however, was still a bit hesitant but choked down her fears as she ate a bite of salmon. Videl's eyes lit up as the tender flaky salmon fell apart in her mouth releasing a burst of incredible flavor.

'Did Erasa really make this?' Videl thought. "Erasa this is incredible."

"A lot better than when we were kids, right."

"Well, I..."

"No need to be nice. I know my cooking was bad."

'Bad might be an understatement.'

"I've been practicing a lot lately. Took a lot of trial and error but I think I finally got the hang of this whole cooking thing. Sharpner's been helping by trying everything I made."

Sharpner let out a slight shudder at the thought of all the 'errors'.

"Now what are those two up to?" Videl wondered as Gohan and Trunks glared at each other their plates pilled with various breakfast foods.

Gohan and Trunks gave each other a nod before chowing down furiously on their food.

"Ah dang it! Even in this timeline, I can't beat you!" Trunks exclaimed after Gohan finished his food by several bites.

"Ah, that was delicious." Gohan stated as he patted his belly.

"Why aren't you eating anything, Gar?" Erasa inquired.

"Namekians only need water to survive." Gar replied.

"So you're kinda like the opposite of a Saiyan." Erasa joked.

"So why don't you tell us a little about yourself, green dude." Sharpner replied.

"Call me green dude again and you'll be a black and blue dude."

"Alright, note taken..."

"But I guess I could tell a few things. I was told I needed to 'Open up' more once I got here. I'm here as a part of a foreign exchange program with New Namek that Bulma helped set up."

"Foreign exchange, huh." Gohan replied. "So who was sent to New Namek?"


New Namek


"Ah, the rustic life. I've always wanted to experience this." Dr. Briefs stated with his bluish-gray mustache brimming with sweat as he helped some Namekians till the soil.

Ding

"Cookies are done!" The buxom blonde Mrs. Briefs exclaimed as she held a large tray full of chocolate chip cookies.

"Honey, I don't think they eat food."

"Aw phooey, and here I went through all this trouble."

"How did you even make those anyway? There aren't even any ovens on this planet."

"You know. I'm not really sure..."


Present


"Well, I hope they have a fun time there." Gohan stated.

"I know I didn't." Gar replied.

"You didn't like Namek?" Sharpner inquired.

"Oh no I loved it." Gar replied with a heavy dose of sarcasm. "We had so much to do up their from tilling the soil to watching out for potential threats to growing plants to watching out for potential threats. Oh yeah, it was loads of fun and not at all boring as shit."

"So you like pranks right?" Mai inquired.

"Love em. Pulling pranks was the only thing that kept me from losing my mind due to sheer boredom."

"So we have two classes today and two classes tomorrow right?" Sharpner inquired.

"Yeah." Erasa replied.

"Oh yeah, that reminds me what all classes do you have for the semester?" Trunks inquired as he looked up his class schedule on his Satan University issued tablet.

Everyone looked up their schedules and compared them.

"Looks we all have a lot of the same classes." Mai stated.

"Gohan and I managed to get all the same classes." Videl stated.

"So what are your guy's majors?" Trunks inquired.

"Haven't decided yet." Gohan replied.

"Me either." Videl replied. "We're gonna give it some time to think it over."

"Smart. Don't want to rush into things." Trunks replied. "Mai and I are doing the same."

"I'm majoring in T.V journalism." Erasa stated.

"I'm not really concerned about a major. I'm here on a sports scholarship." Sharpner stated as he 'casually' flexed his arms. "I'm looking to play pro ball. Taitans all the way baby."

"What about you, Gar?" Videl inquired.

"I'm majoring in business."

"Business, really?" Gohan replied.

"Yeah. Noneya business."

Suddenly everyone's tablets started beeping.

"Guess we better to class." Gohan stated.

"Oh wait almost forgot about you, Kan." Mai stated. "What's your major?"

"I have a dual major in architecture and electrical engineering." Kan replied.

"Well let's get going." Trunks stated.


World History 101


Gohan, Videl, Trunks, Mai, Gar, Erasa, Sharpner, and Kan found seats next to each other in the medium-sized classroom.

"Ah, perfect seats." Sharpner stated. "Not too far from the bottom but not too far from the top so it looks like we're actually trying to learn."

"Some of us are actually trying to learn, Sharpner." Videl replied.

"I wonder what our teacher's going to look like?" Erasa wondered. "I hope he's cute."

"Anyone know his name?" Mai inquired.

"No. His name wasn't on the schedule." Trunks replied.

"It's almost as if it was purposely left off for some sort of surprise reveal." Erasa replied.

"Don't be silly Erasa." Videl replied. "That kind of thing only happens in things like books and movies."

As soon as Videl finished her sentence the teacher walked in. He had curly grey hair with a large bushy gray mustache. He sported circular spectacles and wore a brown plaid shirt, with a matching tie, and waist-high khakis, with brown suspenders.

"Mr. Curry!?" Gohan exclaimed but quickly covered his mouth as people began to stare.

"Ah, Mr. Son. It's good to see you again." Mr. Curry replied as he stood behind his podium.

"And you too Miss Satan. And you as well Mr. Sharpner and Miss Erasa and the ones I don't quite recognize must be Mr. Mirai Briefs, Miss Mai, Mr. Gar. And Mr. Kanon Fotter. "

"You guys know him?" Trunks wondered.

"Yeah. He was our teacher at Orange Star High." Gohan replied. "He's also...Well, I'll probably go into that detail after class."

"Wait, did he just call you Mirai?" Videl wondered.

"Yeah, It's the name I enrolled under." Trunks replied. "Mom and I figured things could a little confusing with there being two Trunks around. So just refer to me by that name from now on. In public at least. You can still call me Trunks in private."

"If I may have your attention now class." Mr. Curry stated. "Since today is orientation. Meaning all classes are shortened. We're going to take things nice and slow. Now I want you to take out your tablets and open your virtual book to chapter four hundred and twenty and write me a five thousand chapter essay on the fall of the West Zing Dynasty."

Everyone's eyes lit up with panic as they quickly took out their tablets and rushed to find the page.

"I kid." Mr. Curry stated much to everyone's delight as everyone let out an audible sigh of relief. "Just a bit of teacher humor. You have the rest of the class to talk amongst yourselves."

"Good one, Mr. Curry." Videl replied.

"So we all have our athletic class coming up next right?" Videl inquired.

"Yeah." Gohan replied.

"I thought we didn't have to worry about athletic stuff after high school." Erasa moped.

"Nope. Satan University requires you to take at least one athletic course per year." Gohan replied.

"Well, at least they count cheerleading as an athletic activity." Erasa bubbly replied.

"So Brains, Videl, and me are all joining the Baseball team. Erasa's joining the cheerleading squad. Trunks is taking Kendo, Mai's taking target shooting, and Gar's taking up Golf. Oh, and what are you doing again, Kan?"

"Water Polo."

"Right."

"I'm gonna petition the school board to let us cheer at baseball games. I gotta cheer my sweetie on." Erasa stated. I don't know why you didn't join the cheerleading squad with me."

"Like I'd be caught dead in a skirt." Videl replied.

"I'm right there with ya." Mai stated.

Before they knew time had flown by as the bell rang signifying the end of class. Everyone left the room except for Gohan, Videl, Trunks, Mai, Gar, Erasa, and Sharpner as they approached Mr. Curry.

"Hello, Kibito." Gohan greeted. "What are you doing here?"

"Greetings, Mr. Son. I found I quite like teaching so I decided to take a position here."

"Kibito? You mean he's..."

"Yeah, Trunks. Mr. Curry is Kibito."

"I don't believe we've met Mr. Briefs."

"Not in this time no, but we've met in my timeline."

"Ah, I see. I urge caution with time travel Mr. Briefs. There are those in certain positions of power who frown upon that sort of thing. So try not to make a habit of it."

"Noted." Trunks replied.

"You all best be on your way now. Don't want to be late."

"Right." Gohan replied. "It was good seeing you again."

"Likewise. And I expect to see you bright in early for the next class."

"Got it."


Satan University Baseball Stadium


"Wow, this place is nicer than the Taitans pro stadium." Sharpner stated as he, Gohan, and Videl entered the large thirty thousand seat retractable roof stadium with cushioned heated, a holographic ceiling that projected a clear sunny sky combined with state of the art heating and air so it looked and felt like a nice spring day inside.

"I heard we have a field manager."

"Of course there's a new coach, Brains. It's a brand new school."

"No, Sharpner, I meant different from the one we were supposed to have."

"Yeah, that's right." Videl added. "Coach T had been offered the position. He was even there during the pre-semester tryouts but a bigger name was interested in the position."

"Who?" Sharpner inquired.

"Hey over here!" A familiar voice rang out

Off in the distance at the dugout, a man stood next to the rest of the baseball team wearing the Satan City University's baseball uniform. The man had his baseball cap tilted downward slightly obscuring his face except for a very recognizable x shaped scar on the lower left side of his face.

"Wait a minute...Yamcha?" Gohan stated as they got closer to him."

"The scars gave it away didn't it?" Yamcha replied as he tilted his hat up.

"Oh my god, Yamcha!" Sharpner squealed much to everyone's surprise. "I am your biggest fan. I've followed your career since your first game. I even your rookie card I keep it with me at all times. Can you sign it!?"

"Um sure..." Yamcha replied as Sharpner handed him the card.

"I think someone has a man crush." Videl whispered to Gohan.

"Yeah." Gohan whispered back.

"Here you go." Yamcha stated as he handed back the autographed card.

"Sweet."

"So Gohan, It's been awhile."

"Yeah haven't seen you since Bulma's party a couple of years ago."

"Yeah, baseball's had me pretty busy but I decided to enjoy a bit of retirement and take the coaching job here. It doesn't hurt that they actually pay me better too. It's good to see you again. You too, Videl."

"Same here." Videl replied.

"Well, why don't you three go change and meet me back here."

"Got it." Gohan, Videl, and Sharpner replied.

Locker Room

"Alright, Gohan you can look all you want but if I even catch one glance from you Sharpner."

"Yeah yeah I got it. So Brains, why didn't you tell me you know Yamcha?" Sharpner inquired as they changed into their uniforms.

"I never really thought to bring it up."

"He's the whole reason why I want to become a pro. How do you know him anyway?"

"He's a longtime family friend. He and my father used to train and travel together."

"You need to introduce me to your father someday. I'd like to pick his brain about fighting tips and maybe a few stories about Yamcha."

"Okay, Sharpner you're starting to worry me a bit."

"Why?"

"Hey, guys." Gar stated as he opened the doors to the locker room get an eyeful Videl was not currently wearing a top leaving her light blue bra exposed.

"Ah!" Videl exclaimed before she putting her hands in front of her face with her fingers spread apart and shouting "Solar flare!"

"Oh god, it's like seeing Lord Guru getting a sponge bath!" Gar exclaimed as he clenched his head in pain.

"Sorry!" Videl exclaimed.

After everything settled down and Gar's searing eye pain ceased everyone continued changing along with Gar.

"So what are doing here, Gar?" Gohan inquired.

"Yeah, what happened to golf?" Sharpner also asked.

"It took five minutes before I was ready to chew my own arms off. So I came here to see if I could get a late tryout and the coach took one look at me and said I was on the team."

"Well, it's great to have you with us." Gohan replied.

Baseball field

"Alright people!" A short balding barrel-chested man exclaimed before blowing a whistle. "As some of you already know I am coach T! I am your bench coach! Now please give your full attention to your manager Yamcha!"

"Thank you. Coach T." Yamcha replied. "I think that was a little unnecessary but thank you anyway. As Coach T said I am your manager. A lot of you probably recognize me as the Five-time MVP. Three-time all-star. rookie of the year, Taitans player Yamcha but please try not to think of me as a superstar athlete. Just think of me as your simply your manager."

'Humble as always, Yamcha.' Gohan thought.

"Now" Yamcha continued. "I want us to get in a lot of practice before the spring season starts but since our time is shortened today practice will be light. I just want to see what everyone has to offer but first I'd like to talk with Gohan, Videl, and Gar."

"So what's up?" Gohan inquired.

"Listen you guys try not to show off too much, alright."

"Trust us we know how to play it just right." Videl replied.

"Also Gar you do know how to play baseball right?"

"Not a clue."

"Alright well, I'll just make you an outfielder for now. That shouldn't be too hard. If you see the ball coming towards you catch it with your mitt and throw it to either the closest base to the runner or the teammate closest to you."

"Alright everyone, take your positions!" Coach T exclaimed.

First up to bat was Videl while random team member number one pitched. The pitcher threw a basic fastball while Videl swung and missed.

"Strike one!" The umpire exclaimed.

"Everybody gets one." Videl stated with a smirk.

The pitcher threw another fastball which Videl easily hit sending the ball up and away. What appeared to be an easy home run, however, was caught by Gar who leaped several feet into the air. Everyone except Gohan, Yamcha, Sharpner, and Videl, who was currently rounding the bases, jaws dropped as Gar hovered in the air for a brief moment before throwing the ball towards third base and quickly dropping down to the ground. Videl was running at a decent pace. Fast enough to outrun a standard throw but not so fast as to freaking everyone the hell out but as Gar's ball jettisoned towards third base Videl had to up her speed still being careful not to run faster than the eye could keep up. Videl and the ball both neared the base. Videl increased her speed a fraction more just before touching her foot to the plate as the ball entered the mitt of the third basemen.

"Safe!" The third base umpire exclaimed.

Random teammate number three stepped up to the plate as random teammate number one continued to pitch.

"Strike one!" The umpire exclaimed as RTM one's curveball whizzed passed RTM two.

"Strike two!"

RTM two managed to hit the ball on the third pitch making it to first base and allowing Videl to reach home plate.

"Alright time for a real pro to step up to the plate." Sharpner declared.

"Alright changers pitchers." Yamcha stated. "Gohan, I want to see what you got."

"Alright." Gohan replied.

"Ah man..." Sharpner pouted as Gohan stepped up to pitch.

"Strike one!"

"Strike two!"

"Strike three! You're out!"

Like Gohan's pitches, the rest of practice flew by in no time. Everyone changed back into their normal attire and called it a day.

"Alright everyone performed great." Yamcha stated. "Gohan, I'd like to have a quick word with you."

"What is it Yamcha?"

"Gohan, how are you not the starting pitcher? You could be pitching no-hitters easily."

"Didn't want to make it too unfair for the other team." Gohan replied.

"Ah come on that's nonsense man. You're a freaking ace. You're starting pitcher from now on no objections."

"If you say so."

"Now for you Gar."

"What about me?" Gar replied with a glare.

"Just um try to tone it down a bit." Yamcha replied in a slightly timid tone. "People aren't really used to things like flying."

"Wait flying freaks people out on Earth? Isn't the king of your planet a talking blue dog-man?"

"I don't see your point."

Satan University Campus Park

"That was fun." Videl said to Gohan, Sharpner, and Gar as they walked under the autumn colored trees of the quite spacious park.

"Yeah." Gohan replied. "It's too bad we didn't get to go against each other. I would have loved to see the look on your face when I struck you out."

"You wish."

"Hey, over here!" Trunks exclaimed as he, Mai, Erasa, and Kan sat on a large blanket underneath a nearby tree.

"Hey, Trunks." Gohan greeted. "Oh sorry. I mean Mirai."

"You guys picked a great spot." Videl stated as they sat down.

"Yeah, tried to pick a place that was relatively isolated."

"Alright, you guys know what time it is?" Videl inquired.

"Lunchtime!" Everyone but Gar exclaimed.

Mai, Sharpner, Erasa, and Kan each talk out a boxed lunch while Gohan, Videl, and Trunks each clicked a small capsule and tossed them on the ground each releasing a small mound of various types of food.

"Alright rematch time." Trunks declared.

"You're on." Gohan replied.

"Wait, I want in on this." Videl stated.

"Alright sure." Gohan replied.

"I'll do the officiating!" Erasa exclaimed. "Actually on second thought, Mai, would you like to do the honors?"

"Why not." Mai replied. "On your marks...get set...Go!"

Gohan, Trunks, and Videl were neck as they scarfed down their piles of lunch until...

"Winner by half a sandwich, Videl!" Mai exclaimed as Videl finished just before Gohan followed by Trunks.

"I lost it!?" Gohan exclaimed.

"I won!" Videl exclaimed.

"Man, you sure can eat." Trunks stated.

"So who's the only one who can beat you in an eating competition?" Videl mockingly inquired to Gohan.

"So how'd your guys day go?" Sharpner inquired to Mai, Trunks, Erasa, and Kan.


Indoor shooting range


Mai pretended to blow smoke off her rifle as everyone stared with a slightly puzzled look at her target which had only one hole in it.

"You only hit the target once?" A fellow shooter inquired.

"Nope." Mai replied.

In fact, she had hit it every time in the exact same spot.


Kendo Room


"Point, Mirai!" The official exclaimed. "Point Mirai! Winner once again Mirai, Briefs!"

"Anyone else? I'll promise I'll go a little easier on you this time."


Satan University Battleball Stadium


"Ready girls!?" Erasa exclaimed. "Shake your things!"

Erasa and the rest of the cheerleading squad proceeded to perform an intricately choreographed dance number filled with flipped, handstands, the cheerleader pyramid thing all topped off with pyrotechnics.


Water Polo


Kan played water Polo.

Satan University Park

"How bout we had home?" Erasa inquired. "I got a craving for a homemade smoothie."

"Alright." Everyone agreed.

"Attention students." A voice rang out from a loudspeaker. "Registration is now open for the upcoming Satan University Martial Arts Tournament. Those who wish to register please make their way to the central building now."

"We never did get to have that champ's son vs champ's daughter fight did we?" Videl inquired to Gohan with a playful smile.

"No, we did not." Gohan replied with a similar smile.


Narrator


Besides their regular classes Gohan, Videl, and their friends now have something new to look forward to, The Satan University Martial Arts Tournament. Preparations and more await next time on Azure's Revenge!


A/N


Hope you enjoyed the latest chapter of Azure's Revenge. I realized I never actually described what Kibito's Mr. Curry form looked like in Not Alone so I described it here. I may go back and put his character description into Not Alone as later on as I plan to eventually update Not Alone correct a lot of the errors as well as some in Majin Unleashed but anyway if you liked it make sure to follow. If you're loving it make sure to fav. Please let me know your thoughts and as always have a great day ~TheUltimateMystic