Back from the dead once again!
CHAPTER FIVE: SAIYANS AND ROBBERS
Satan City First National Bank
"What are we going to do!?" A police officer outside the bank exclaimed.
"Calm yourself. We can't afford to panic at a time like this." Another police officer, who just so happened to be an anthropomorphic border terrier replied.
"Sorry, Lieutenant McRough."
"Hey, look up in the sky it's...it's..."
"Saiyaman!"
"Saiyaman is back!"
"And he's not alone!"
"Well, what are you waiting for men. Give them some room." Lieutenant McRough said as the Saiya Trio began to land. "Saiyaman, you sure are a sight for this old dog's eyes, and who are your two friends."
"This is Saiyagirl, and..."
"I am the crusader of justice!" Saiyaknight exclaimed in a loud boisterous voice. "The hero in shining armor! I am Saiya Knight!"
"Maybe try to tone down there a bit." Saiyaman replied as everyone stared at Saiya Knight with a few officers trying not to burst out laughing.
"We're here to help." Saiya Girl replied altering her voice a bit, adding a touch more feistiness to it.
"Just give us the rundown, Lieutenant." Saiya Knight in a slightly less loud but still slightly comical voice.
"Well, there's a dozen of them. They're all armed with these high tech laser guns."
"Capsule Corp tech?" Saiya Knight asked.
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"My mo...I mean I heard a couple of weeks ago through an anonymous source that a capsule corp truck containing some experimental firearms was high jacked. Twelve matches the number of weapons that were stolen. If they have those we have to proceed with caution."
"Are they that dangerous?" Saiyagirl inquired.
"Yes. They fire a ki like ammo. They could even sting one of us if we're not careful. In my time they're pretty common, but here they're just in their prototype phase. Meaning, they're unstable. One bad bump could cause one of those things to explode."
"That's not good..." Saiyaman replied.
"And here I thought it was going to be a cakewalk." Saiyagirl replied.
"I'm not sure what to do. You got anything?" Saiyaknight asked Saiyaman,
"I have a suggestion." A voice replied from inside each of the Saiyatrio's heads.
"Is that you, Mai?" Saiyaknight replied.
"Yeah, Bulma installed com devices in each of your suits. And gave me one so I can communicate with you."
"I see." Saiyaman replied.
"So what's your idea?" Saiygirl inquired.
"Divide and conquer."
Inside The Bank
Each of the armed bank robbers were scattered around the bank in individual locations while the leader stood in the center and shouted orders at the bank tellers.
"Alright see! You better hurry up with that money or will wack every last one of ya." The leader of the bank robbers exclaimed as he brandished a large laser cannon.
"Th...the money is almost finished being gathered." A bank teller nervously replied.
"You hear that boys! We're gonna be rich! We're gonna be swimming in cheddar! We're...Wait a sec, One...two...three...four...eleven...Weren't there twelve of us? Ah, did Cheezin not show up? That lousy lazy good for nothin' probably forgot the overslept."
Several minutes passed before the bank tellers finished gathering the money.
"Here you go every last Zeni in the bank." A teller said to the leader as she handed him several capsules.
"Alright boys time to get outta...here? What the...One...two...six?"
Only six of the bank robbers including the leader now remained.
"Hey, what gives!? Where is everybody?"
"I don't know boss. We was guarding the perimeter like you told us and then before we knew it half of us were gone."
"People don't just up and vamoose like that. I swear if you guys are pulling some sort of prank on me...I..."
Suddenly a loud bang was heard from a nearby shadowy hallway.
"You three go check that out."
"Yes, sir!"
Three of the robbers cautiously approached the hallway.
"Cheezin? Is that you?" One of the robbers inquired as the approached they shadows.
A few seconds after the third soldier disappeared into the shadows of the hallway a thud like the sound of a body hitting the floor echoed from the hallway which was quickly followed by two more.
"What the hell is goin on here!?"
"I'm what's going on here." Saiyaman replied as he emerged from the shadows.
"Saiyaman!?" The leader exclaimed. "But...but...but I thought you was retired."
"Evil never retires. Why should I?"
The look of panic and surprise on the leaders face soon turned to one of joy as he began waving his weapon around.
"Maybe you should have stayed away but I'm kinda glad ya didn't. I've been waiting to get some payback on you."
"Payback?"
"Yeah. I was one of the bus hijackers that you put away. Back then I was just a two-bit flunkie but now look at me! I got my own crew and the firepower to put you away!"
"Your crews looking a little small there."
"There's still three of us and only one of you. And you gave up the element of surprise. So I'm thinkin we have the advantage here."
"I wouldn't be so sure of that." Saiyagirl replied as she stood behind one of the leaders lackies while Saiyaknight stood behind the other.
"W...Who are you?" One of the crooks asked
"Saiyagirl, The worst nightmare of scum like you." Saiyagirl replied
"And I'm Saiyaknight! Crusader of justice!"
The two replied before giving swift chops to the back of the robbers' necks. Saiyaknight and Saiyagirl carefully caught the robbers guns as they fell unconscious to the ground.
"T...This ain't fair! I planned this out for months! I set those fires and everything!"
"You set the fires?" Saiyagirl replied.
"You bet your sweet behind toots. Being the criminal mastermind I am I figured with a large enough outbreak the police would have to help the fire department in controllin the fires. Argo, they'd be divided when we robbed the bank. It was a perfect plan until you came along..."
"...Saiyaman, May I do the honors?" An irate Saiyagirl inquired.
"Be my guest."
"I ain't goin down that easy!" The leader exclaimed as he pressed a small button on the bottom of the laser cannon. "That button I pressed gathered all the energy from this puppy into one single explosive burst. In other words, this thing is now a bomb and it's big enough to take out this entire place. The moment I let go of this button ba-boom. We all go up in smoke. I'd rather die than go back to prison in case you think I'm bluffin."
"Oh yeah, the self destruct button..." Saiyaknight stated. "I forgot about that."
"Why does it even have a self destruct button!?" Saiyagirl exclaimed.
"Well, in case an enemy combatant was trapped by several enemies..."
"Wow, that's really dark." Saiyaman replied.
"Hey! Would you three focus. I'm the one with the bomb here."
"Oh right." Saiyaman replied.
"So what should we do here?" Saiyaknight replied.
"Any suggestions?" Saiyaman asked Mai.
"Give him a helping hand with his explosion."
"I got ya." Saiyaknight replied.
"You ain't got nothin! Now I'm just gonna casually stroll on outta here with my loot and..."
Saiyaknight quickly cut the leaders words short as he formed a small ki sphere around the robber's hand and pistol.
"You! Why you!? That's it we're all going nighty night!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were y..." Saiyaman began to suggest a second too late.
The leader let go of the pistol's button however instead of a large building shattering kaboom, the sphere of ki contained the explosion causing only the leader's hand to explode.
"Wha...wha...what..." Was all the now handless leader could mutter before passing out from shock.
"Looks like he's been disarmed." Saiyaknight quipped. "What? Too soon?"
"Little bit." Saiyagirl replied.
"Luckily the explosion instantly cauterized the wound." Saiyaman stated.
"Yeah, things could have gotten really messy." Saiygirl replied.
"I'll go put him with the rest. You and Saiyaknight work on untying the hostages."
"Right."
Saiyaknight and Saiyagirl worked quickly to untie all the hostages while Saiyaman put the handless leader on top of a pile of unconscious thugs.
"Looks like our work here is done." Saiyaman stated before opening the doors to the bank.
Upon exiting the building the three masked half-Saiyans were greeted by not only the police but several flashing cameras courtesy of the dozens of reporters outside.
"Saiyaman! Saiyaman! Over here!"
"No, over here!"
"Saiyaman? Are you really back!?"
"Who are these two with you!?"
"Yes..." Saiyaman began to reply
"This is the mighty Saiyagirl, and of course you already know the mighty Saiyaman!" Saiyaknight interrupted in a loud boisterous voice. "And I'm the Gallant gleaming crusader of justice, Saiyaknight! All evil doers beware because none can stand against the force of the SAIYATRIO!"
Everyone tilted their heads and stared at Saiyaknight, unsure of how to respond that.
"Was that too much?"
"Little bit." Saiyaman replied. "I'm sorry to cut things short, but we have still have a pretty hot situation to attend too."
And with that, the Saiyan Trio took off to the sky towards the other half of the city.
"Don't you think you were a bit cheesy back there?" Saiyagirl asked Saiyaknight.
"Sorry. I was trying to emulate a comic book hero from my childhood."
"That voice you were using. It sounded familiar." Saiyman replied. "The superhero wouldn't happen to be..."
"Super Captain."
"I thought so."
"Who's Super Captain?" Saiyagirl replied.
"What!? You don't know who Super Captain is!?" Saiyaknight and Saiyagirl exclaimed simultaneously.
"He's the champion of justice!" Saiyaknight exclaimed.
"The herculean hero!" Saiyaman added.
"The ultra-powerful Super Captain!" Saiyaman and Saiyaknight finished.
Saiyagirl struggled to restrain her laughter at the set of the two nerding out.
"I've read em since I was a kid. I used to read em to Goten but lately he's starting to get into that I'm too old to be read to phase."
"The you from my time used to read them to me too."
"I'm surprised your mom let you read comic books." Saiyagirl replied.
"She didn't. I got pretty good at hiding them in my textbooks. I thought about doing something like that myself for a second but I decided to go with a more collected approach."
"Ah, kind of like Super Captain's ally in crime fighting, The Black Day."
"Exactly."
"How about you, you base your persona of anyone?"
"Um no. No one in particular." she lied, knowing full well she based Saiyagirl's voice on Glitterdash from Magic Pony Kingdom. "Alright, look alive guys we're coming up on the...fires?"
The three heroes were stunned at the sight of the buildings. They were still expecting quite a few fires still burning but instead found not even a single ember still burning. They quickly scanned the area and saw a location where several firefighters, cops, EMT's and emergency rescue vehicles were gathered.
"Looks like everything's under control here." Saiyaman stated as he, Saiyagirl, and Saiyaknight landed in the center of the area.
"Saiyaman, so you really are back." A police officer stated.
"We had heard over the radio, but we almost didn't believe it." A firefighter added.
"We came to offer our help, but it seems like you have everything handled."
"We had heard things were pretty bad over here." Saiyagirl stated.'
"They were but then two of our fellow officers showed up and made quick work of the fires. They're searching the buildings right now for any more stragglers. Oh, here they come now."
Everyone looked up to see Vidalia and Krillin descending from a tall building Vidalia holding two people under her arms and a third over her shoulders while Krillin had two children under his arms.
"Looks like someone's late party. It was pretty lit too." Vidalia quipped as she and Krillin set down the people they were carrying.
"Hey, mo...Greetings, officer Vidalia." Saiyagirl stated.
"Ah, Saiyaman and new compatriots. Nice to meet you," she replied with a wink.
"Likewise." Saiyaman replied.
"This is the last of them." Krillin said to the officers.
"So you guys put out the fires, huh." Saiyaman stated.
"Yeah, it was no biggie." Vidalia replied.
"We were going to try and stop the bank robbery but once we heard you guys were there we decided to help with the fires."
"Looks you did a fine job fighting those fiendish fires!" Saiyaknight exclaimed.
"It's all in days work for valiant heroes such as ourselves!" Vidalia replied with a little bow.
"Oh, great she's playing along." Saiyagirl groaned.
"Eh, let em have their fun." Saiyaman replied.
"I guess so."
"It's a fine day for justice!" Saiyaknight exclaimed.
"A great day to make crime pay!" Vidalia exclaimed.
"A terrific time to fight some crime!"
"A quick draw for those who break the law!
"Are you two 'crusaders for justice' done?" Saiyagirl inquired.
"I still got a few more but I think I'll save them for later." Vidalia replied.
"Nice duds." Krillin said to Saiyagirl and Saiyaknight.
"Thanks." Saiyagirl replied.
"They're courtesy of a certain blue-haired genius."
"I assume your superheroing won't interfere with your schoolwork?" Vidalia whispered to Saiyagirl.
"Don't worry. I can balance it." Saiyagirl whispered back.
"I know you can but you know but I wouldn't be a good mom if I didn't worry a bit."
"I know."
"Well, if we're not needed here then I suppose we should take our leave." Saiyaman stated.
"Remember if you need us were just wristwatch away." Saiyagirl stated.
"Fare thee well!" Saiyaknight exclaimed
And with that, the Saiyan Trio once again took their leave.
"Hero work is fun, but it really builds up an appetite." Saiyagirl declared as her stomach began to growl with Saiyaman and Saiyaknight's stomachs quickly following suit.
"I know what you mean." Saiyaman replied.
"Foodstuffs beware! The Saiyatrio is coming for you!" Saiyaknight exclaimed.
Demon Realm – Maikai City
Underneath a purplish red sky, beside the reflecting waters, and resting on jet black sand stood Maikai City. A large bustling city not unlike ones found on Earth. In fact, one would be hard pressed to tell the difference if not for its surroundings and its citizens, demons of various sizes, shapes, and colors. In the center of the city was a large round tower nearly 100 stories tall. In the top office of the tower sitting behind a large mahogany desk covered with copious amounts of paperwork was Dabura, president of the demon realm.
'Damn I'm bored.' Dabura thought to himself. 'But then again I'm the one who fought for change in the demon realm so I have nobody to blame but myself. But can something exciting happen around here for a change'
And of course as if on cue a large explosion lit up a nearby section of the tower causing the entire tower to shake followed fast by the sound of weapons firing.
"Sir, We're under attack!" A demon exclaimed as he burst into the office.
"Are we now..." Dabura replied as he bolted up from his desk.
While Gohan, Videl, and Trunks enjoy their crime fighting and relative peace. A startling situation has developed for Dabura and his people. Who or what is it that threatens their safety. The situation develops more next time of Azure's Revenge!
A/N
It's alive! Alive! Sorry for the lack of updates again. Been dealing with some health scares in the family, but things are getting better now. Hope you enjoyed this extra fun chapter with a little bit of a nail biter at the end. Please let me know your thoughts and as always have a great day ~TheUltimateMystic.
