This story features characters and plot from IceBatofValikin's Japan World Wrestling
Credit also goes to him.
Many of these characters are from different anime and games; only a few of the OCs are created by me and him. Also, most of the characters represent different brands of wrestling (WWE, AEW, etc.)
Gimmick Battle Royal (Jan. 2022)
LIVE – from the JWW Arena
Commentators:
Kashin (MNG)
Abnes (Neptunia)
Glynda (RWBY)
Professor (PPGZ)
Guest Commentators:
Minami Makimura (Comic Party)
Percival Gaynes (OC)
(Glynda): Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special treat for you, so let's go down to the ring.
In the JWW Ring, a woman announcer called out, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is a special All-Women's Gimmick Battle Royale, sponsored by WWE, Japan World Wrestling, and Miz-K Productions! The only way to be eliminated is by going over the top rope, and both feet across the floor."
As the match begins, we have two special guest announcers coming this way. One was female, with light brown hair, wearing blue.
"Introducing our guest commentators, Minaki Makimura!"
Minami Makimura – from "Comic Party"
A man in brown hair and glasses, wearing a suit, walked in, in the theme of "Piledriver".
"And WWE Hall of Famer, Percival Gaynes!"
Percival Gaynes – OC from The Gang
(Glynda): Here comes our special guests, legendary commentator Minami Makimura from ROH, and one of the all-time wrestlers and former multi-time Tag Team Champion, Percival Gaynes from NXT 2.0.
(Minami): Well, thank you very much. Welcome to this special women's battle royale, starring superstars from past and present, and… uh, Percival, why are you–?
(Percival): You'll have to thank me, Maki Roll! Percival P. Gaynes is back and better than ever! I have channeled the spirit of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan to help commentate this match! I'm no weasel, but I am going to enjoy this great match. And my money's on the biggest star.
The participants came out, as they were presented one-by-one, or in groups. Three girls appeared, one in orange hair and a pink dress, another with blonde hair done in pigtails and a blue dress, and another with short black hair and green dress.
"And now the participants, first… Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, The Powerpuff Girls!"
#1 to 3 – The Powerpuff Girls (Blossom, Bubbles, & Buttercup) (from JWW)
(Minami): Also known as PPGZ, the legendary Powerpuff Girls, a favorite here in JWW.
They entered the ring, as Irish music was played, entering a woman in blue hair and a yellow school uniform.
"Introducing next, #6! Sayaka Suzuki!"
#4 - Sayaka Suzuki (from "Pani Poni Dash")
(Percival): One can describe the Luckiest Girl in the World. #6, Miss Lucky!
(Minami): A Grand Slam Champion in WWE, most notably her feud with the Viper, May.
A girl in orange hair drove in, via a motorcycle, wearing a black vest and jeans.
"Rino Rando!"
#5 – Rino Rando (from "Best Student Council")
Rino got off her motorcycle and headed to the ring.
(Minami): Straight out of the Miami MC, Rino Rando heads into the ring. Former World Champion, Former United States Champion and all-around bully. She, of course, is married to Jude Lizowski of AEW.
(Percival): Jude's an air-headed MMA star, Rino's a biker gal. Can they get along?
As she went in, two more women appeared, dressed in white outfits.
"Representing JWW, Mion & Shion Sonozaki!"
#6 & 7 – Mion & Shion Sonozaki (from "Higurashi")
(Percival): Twin magic comes alive, move over Bellas!
(Minami): Mion & Shion Sonozaki, JWW veterans.
The music played "ND Row…"
Two androids walked in, one with short purple hair, and another with pink bangs.
"From ND Row, Ropponmatsu 1 & Ropponmatsu 2!"
#8 & 9 – Ropponmatsus 1 & 2 (formerly 1-Tuf & 2-Fab) (from "Excel Saga")
(Minami): Ropponmatsu 1 & 2, gynoids from F City, and members of Cy's faction "Nd Row". You know, they dropped their rap names, after the play-on words on them.
(Percival): That's not all they dropped. They can drop rhymes, drop beats, and if they lose this match, Cy will drop them from the label.
(Minami): Yes, Nd Row Records, for female androids only.
They went in, as a girl in pink hair pranced in, smirking and waving her arms out.
"Makie Sasaki!"
#10 – Makie Sakaki (from "Negima")
(Minami): No comment. Makie… uh, that's all.
(Percival): What are you saying, Maki?! This is a former World Champion! The winner of the FIRST 40-man Royal Rumble match! Not to mention her issues with Daisy and Ran Kotobuki, back in 2011.
Makie went into the ring, as a woman with long blonde hair appeared, wearing a blue and rose spandex tights and top. She waved her hand high.
"Arisa Uotani!"
#11 – Arisa Uotani (from "Fruits Basket")
*She was the NEW Princess Saiaka (an alter-ego for a luchadora), replacing Ayaka Yukihiro
(Percival): Also known as Princess Saiaka. High-Flier from Mexico.
(Minami): The Luchadore, and follower to Ayaka Yukihiro.
Arisa ran into the ring and leapt over the top ropes. She kneeled down and posed. She got up, and two more women entered the ring. One with blue hair, and another with brown hair done in a ponytail.
"From Impact Wrestling, they are the Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Ami Mizuno and Makoto Kino - The Good Sisters!"
#12 & 13 – Ami Mizuno & Makoto Kino (from "Sailor Moon")
(Minami): Allies to Sailor Moon, hailing from Impact Wrestling, Ami Mizuno & Makoto Kino. The Good Sisters, the reigning Tag Team Champions.
A man in spiky hair is escorting a woman with long black hair, dressed in pink attire.
"Accompanied by Chazz Princeton, representing The Gang, Asahi Sakurai!"
#14 – Asahi Sakurai (from "Comic Party")
(Percival): Hey, Asa! Chazz! Great seeing you!
(Minami): From Ring of Honor, members of OGK, Asahi Sakurai and Chazz Princeton. A bit of a surprise, back at Hard to Kill, when OGK invaded the event.
(Percival): My money's on Asahi lasting ten minutes.
(Abnes): You're on. Sakurai won't last.
Chazz stayed out of the ring, as Asahi, his girlfriend, entered the ring. More entries appeared… this time with red hair. She posed, showing the middle finger.
"Akane Mishima!"
#15 – Akane Mishima (from "Kampfer")
(Minami): Akane Mishima, making her way to the ring.
She dove into the ring, and two more women entered, wearing Goth-Loli attires.
"April & January Marciano!"
#16 & 17 – April & January (from "Coyote Ragtime Show")
(Minami): And here comes your daughters.
(Percival): They're not my daughters, Makimura! These are combat robots from Strike Force!
As the two combat androids entered the ring, January glared at Ropponmatsu 1, who was showing no emotion.
(Glynda): From what I hear, they came out of retirement for one night, to be in this battle royal.
(Percival): Aside from being former Tag Team Champions, April & January also work in the WWE Performance Center. They have the skills to hand down, from the old days.
(Minami): And January trash-talking at Ropponmatsu 1. The match hasn't started. And Ropponmatsu 1 isn't fazed by it.
(Percival): The Ropponmatsu 1 Units show no emotion (which is installed, if requested), and January can be a hothead.
A woman in long hair and headphones appeared.
"From JWW, Chelsea!"
#18 – Chelsea (from "Akame ga Kill")
Chelsea slowly enters the ring.
(Minami): A member of The Scarlet Family. 2021 was Chelsea's year, making it all the way to the semis in the Grand Tournament. But suffered defeat by Lara Gonzalez and Esdeath.
(Percival): It was a close one… Chelsea lost twice, but it impressed General Manager Rii Walker (Yuuri Wakasa).
Rock and roll music plays, as Ibuki Mioda was strumming on her guitar. She let out a hand gesture, as she and a woman in pink hair appeared. They high-fived.
"Ibuki! And Hijiri Utagawa!"
#19 – Ibuki (Ibuki Mioda from "Danganronpa 2")
#20 – Hijiri Utagawa (from "Moé Ninja Girls")
(Percival): No, folks, Pat McAfee is not here. No rocking and rolling tonight! What I don't understand is why Utagawa is rocking with Ibuki…
The lights go out, and the music began.
(Minami): And the next participant, she is absolutely…
GLORIOUS!
A girl in orange hair and red glasses was on the stage, with the spotlight shining on her.
"One half of the Dirty Dawgs, the Glorious Miyako Uehara!"
#21 – Miyako Uehara (from "Pani Poni Dash")
(Percival): Absolutely GLORIOUS! Can I have a hallelujah?
(Abnes & Professor): HALLELUJAH!
(Percival): NOT YOU!
Miyako walked into the ring, and another entry appeared. A girl in dark hair pranced in, wearing a dark purple dress and skirt.
"Kanaka Nanase!"
(Minami): Here comes the multi-time 24/7 Champion!
#22 – Kanaka Nanase (from "The World of Narue")
Kanaka looked around the ring, looking for the 24/7 Title, but no one was there. She went in and said, "My bad." She posed and prepared to fight.
(Minami): Well, granted she wants the 24/7 Title back, but no one has it now.
(Glynda): A 50-plus time champion… and she wants her baby back.
(Abnes): Kanaka Nanase, the older sister of the legendary Narue Nanase. Kanaka is not like her younger sister, but getting there.
But the match hasn't started. Flames shot out of the stage, and a woman in red and black appeared, wearing a mask. Kanaka was startled, and she ran to the other corner, outside.
"Fame!"
#23 – Fame (OC)
(Minami): Through hellfire and brimstone, Fame has entered the ring! And she's a heavy favorite to win the battle royal, here tonight.
Fame enters the ring, and climbs through the ropes. A girl in orange hair appeared, armed with a machete, accompanied by a girl in purple hair, armed with a shovel.
"Representing Inner Kingdom, Rena Ryugu and Ebisuzawa!"
#24 – Rena Ryugu (from "Higurashi")
#25 – Ebisuzawa (Kurumi Ebisuzawa from "School-Live")
They entered the ring, weapons in hand.
(Minami): Members of the Inner Kingdom, Rena Freakin' Ryugu and Ebisuzawa. These two women are dangerous… and they take orders from the slimeball, Kandy Potter.
(Percival): In the ring, she's vicious, but outside the ring, she's a pacifist.
(Abnes): Yeah, that's what you want to believe.
Rena and Ebisuzawa are at the center of the ring, as Rena holds up the peace sign, while Ebisuzawa places her shovel down.
Two more women entered, in the tune of Boy Band Pop Music. Two women in all-red skin, wearing suits. They danced their way to the ring, as one was with long light green hair and a panty scar on her face, and another was wearing glasses, with a light blue ponytail.
"Scanty and Kneesocks Daemon!"
#26 & 27 – Scanty & Kneesocks (from "Panty & Stocking")
(Minami): Pop stars from Hell!
(Percival): I bet they have a single coming out after the match. Entitled "Over the Top, On Your Ass".
(Minami): Will you be serious?
They entered the ring, as another woman appeared, giggling, holding up her cellphone.
"Representing JWW, Yuno Gasai!"
#28 – Yuno Gasai (from "Future Diary")
(Minami): Here comes the deranged and psychotic Yuno Gasai.
Yuno enters the ring. The huge ring was filling up, as it was almost filled. A girl in dark blue hair and glasses appeared. She posed, as she held her wooden sword.
"Representing Impact Wrestling, Always Ready, Sayuri Williams!"
#29 – Sayuri Hida (neé Williams) (from "Best Student Council")
*-Married to 6Teen's Wyatt Williams
(Minami): Another Impact Rep, she's Mrs. Wyatt Williams!
(Percival): Always Ready, Sayuri Williams. Some considered her as the greatest star of all-time. Sadly, the world title has eluded her.
Sayuri hopped into the ring, as another was with dark red hair, and an eyepatch, holding up a deck of cards and a cane, wearing black and orange.
"From Impact Wrestling, the Most Professional Wrestler, Rein Tsunomoto!"
#30 – Rein Tsunomoto (from "Best Student Council")
(Minami): The woman who formerly held the longest losing streak in history. The self-professed Most Professional Athlete, Rein Tsunomoto.
(Percival): Former partners with Sayuri Williams, former tag team champions with Sayuri. Imagine the hostility these two have, since joining Impact Wrestling.
Rein chuckled, as she put the cane and cards down. Two girls in purple hair appeared, while the RedDragon (Fish & O'Reilly) theme played.
"Representing AEW, Sena Aoi & Eri Shiina!"
#31 & 32 – Sena Aoi (from "Chaos:Head") AND Eri Shiina (from "Angel Beats")
*-Both girls represent All-Elite Wrestling, and the stable "The Elite"
They stayed on the stage, as the music changed:
YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOM!
TOH-KA BA-BAY!
A woman in plum hair walked in, and the trio posed.
"Representing AEW, Tohka Yatogami!"
#33 – Tohka Yatogami (from "Date-A-Live")
(Kashin): Simply undisputed, The Elite has arrived!
(Minami): Yatogami, Shiina, Aoi – Three of the best athletes in all of Pro Wrestling.
(Percival): Formerly members of the Agents of TYK, now they are simply "All-Elite"!
Sena, Shiina, & Tohka enter the ring, and they do their pose. Tohka prepared the fans, and she posed with her thumb pointing at her.
"BOOM!"
(Minami): And the reunion of these three, members of The Elite, and practitioners of Ty Ko Ky. Coming all the way from All Elite Wrestling, decorated champions worldwide.
They entered the ring, as the others cleared out. Tohka prepares, as the crowd goes "Ohhhhhhhhh…" She raised her arms high, as the crowd cheered, "YATOGAMI BAYBAY!" The fans cheered.
(Minami): A well-beloved athlete, Tohka Yatogami, alongside her sisters, part of The Elite.
A blonde woman, holding a selfie stick, was walking to the ring, smiling in arrogance.
"Minako Aino!"
#34 – Minako Aino (from "Sailor Moon")
*-represents JWW
(Percival): Princess Venus, in all her glory. And gorgeousness.
(Minami): The Original Sailor Guardian, making her way to the–. Hold on, what is that? A selfie stick?
(Percival): There's one thing Minako Aino cares about – Herself. And she can give Austin Theory a lesson on selfies.
(Minami): A former NXT Tag Team Champion, an NXT original, now a part of JWW…
Minako walked to the ring, and another entry appeared. A girl in blonde hair, done in long pigtails and buns, entered the ring. She posed, as the fans cheered wildly.
"Sailor Moon!"
#35 – Sailor Moon
(Minami): And so is this woman! The one and only, Sailor Moon!
The Sailor Guardian entered the ring, as Ami & Makoto were amazed that she and the others reunited. However, the mood went sour, as a tall woman in long white hair appeared, holding up her diamond ring.
"Representing Inner Kingdom, The Pinnacle Kandy Potter!"
#36 – Kandy Potter (OC)
(Minami): And the jovial spirits in the JWW Arena have gone to… well, you know what… The most hated woman in professional wrestling, Kandy Potter. Some say she's scum, and it's true. But her skills are talented, you can't ignore that.
Kandy smirked, as she was showered in a tirade of boos. As she walked, she flipped the middle finger to the fans, and scoffed.
(Minami): The Salt of the WWE Universe. The woman who promises a dynasty. She does so with Peter Giese, the Universal Champion, Setsuna & Konoka, the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, and her two hired thugs in the ring, next in line for the Women's Tag Team Titles.
(Percival): Kandy Potter's a genius in the ring. We hate her, but she's a gifted athlete.
(Kashin): Hold on, why is she hated?
(Percival): Because TWO WORDS, Kojuro: Shayna, Baszler!
(Professor): Who?
(Percival): Exactly! And that is in her world. This woman has beaten The Queen of Spades, THREE times!
Kandy kneeled and posed in the ring, laughing.
(Minami): And that's because she's crooked and underhanded. And she promises the rebuilding of a dynasty.
Then the lights go out, as classical music plays.
"Symphony #9" plays as a female silhouette appears in a white background, with short hair. The music continued and showed a girl in short brown hair, wearing a black robe and black attire, with a kilt.
"And the final participant… representing Imperium, GLORIA!"
#37 – Gloria (from "Pokémon Sword & Shield")
(Minami): The final participant, The Ring General – GLORIA!
(Percival): The Galar Fighter, and the leader of Imperium.
(Minami): Once held the NXT UK Championship for over two years, before losing it to Ilja Dragunov, the reigning champion.
The Scottish/Galarian Pokémon trainer, and the leader of Imperium, Gloria! She slowly walked to the ring, in the music of Symphony No. 9. Gloria cleaned her feet on the apron, stepped inside, and then walked into the middle of the ring.
(Minami): The mat is sacred, says Gloria. Alongside the NXT Tag Team Champions, Victor and Toko Fukawa. They are collectively known as Imperium.
(Percival): Glory is how you spell it. G-L-O-R-I-A! The Ring General, and this is her mat!
(Minami): That is not how you spell glory…
She posed with her hands behind her back, and huffed her chest up. She went to the other side of the ring, as all 37 women were in the ring, at the same time.
(Minami): Well, anyways, all 37 women are in the ring, as it's filled to the brim, in this Gimmick Battle Royale. And imagine the showdown that features all of these women, and the history they had.
(Professor): What an all-star cast, JWW suddenly saw the Forbidden Door torn down, and these stars from WWE, from NXT, from AEW, from Impact, there's a plethora of female talent!
They all stared down, as a few were targeting a perfect threat, while some were forming an alliance. Even so, Tohka, Sena, & Shiina and Kandy, Rena, & Ebisuzawa were in a faction. It's every woman for herself, and yet, there are no alliances.
DING!
The bell rang, and everyone started to brawl each other. The tirade continued on, as a few girls were brawling in each corner. The Inner Kingdom were assaulting the Sonozakis, while The Elite went after the Powerpuff Girls, and so many girls were flung into the ropes. Kanaka fled to the middle rope, and she was tossed through. Scanty pulled Kanaka back, but Rein landed a swift punch to the face. Fame grabbed Scanty's hair and chokeslammed her to the ground. Sayuri landed a swift kick to Yuno, while Rein stepped back and dropkicked onto Makie. Rein & Sayuri touched backs, and they turned around. Two best friends and former tag team partners stared down, and they started to brawl. Gloria chopped down on the two, and Rino tossed Rein out of the ring.
Rein Tsunomoto – OUT (by Rino Rando)
(Glynda): And the first elimination!
(Abnes): And another L for the Most Professional Athlete!
Rino dusted her hands off, as Rena & Ebisuzawa grabbed onto Makie, and tossed her over the top ropes.
Makie Sasaki – OUT (by Rena Ryugu & Ebisuzawa)
Arisa leapt off the ropes and landed a swift kick to Rena. Fame caught her and threw her out of the ring.
(Minami): And down goes Makie!
(Percival): Welp, another failure.
Makie was shocked. "I LOST?!" She went all-white and sobbed, "CRUSHED…"
(Professor): Uh, shouldn't we tell her she was the second eliminated?
(Minami): I think it's best if we leave her alone.
(Percival): How the mighty have fallen.
(Minami): OH! And Uotani is eliminated!
Arisa Uotani – OUT (by Fame)
Mion & Shion attacked Fame from behind and started to eliminate Fame. But Buttercup came to her assistance and she and Fame began to beat down the twins. They grabbed their necks, and both Sonozakis were chokeslammed out of the ring.
(Minami): DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Both sisters are out!
(Percival): G'bye!
Mion Sonozaki – OUT (by Buttercup)
Shion Sonozaki – OUT (by Fame)
Fame and Buttercup stared down, and then they walked away, continuing the fight. Elsewhere, Rino grabbed onto Ibuki, by the arms, and flung her to the corner. Minako and Miyako charged at Rino, and started a beatdown. Hijiri grabbed Ibuki for safety, but they were stopped by Rena & Ebisuzawa. Hijiri was grabbed by Ebisuzawa, and was flung out of the ring. Ibuki broke free, but stumbled onto the apron, over the ropes. Tohka dashed forward and knocked Ibuki off the apron.
Hijiri Utagawa – OUT (by Ebisuzawa)
Ibuki – OUT (by Tohka Yatogami)
Out of nowhere, Yuno threw Tohka over the top rope, but Tohka hung on. Scanty & Kneesocks were fighting the Marcianos, while Sayuri went after Gloria, and the Powerpuff Girls went after Sena & Shiina. January landed a massive slam to Kneesocks, while Scanty landed face first onto the middle turnbuckle. Yuno grabbed April, but R-2 pulled Yuno away. Yuno grabbed Ropponmatsu 2's head and threw her out of the ring, but…
POP!
Yuno threw her head out.
(Percival): SWEET JESUS! Her head came off!
(Abnes): That's correct. And the only way to be eliminated is by both feet touching the floor.
(Glynda): Ropponmatsu 2's still in it!
(Percival): She's like a friggin' headless chicken fembot, fighting in the match!
R-2's headless robot body was still intact, as the rules state you have to be eliminated with both feet touching the floor. R-2's body went after Minako, and easily eliminated her.
(Percival): NO WAY! NO!
(Minami): And Minako is outta here!
(Professor): I don't believe it!
(Percival) I CAN'T believe it! A headless gynoid tossed out one of the stars!
(Glynda): It still counts! Ropponmatsu 2 was still in it!
(Percival): Her head's eliminated! What's next? An arm, a leg?
(Minami): Percival, rules are rules. Her body is still intact, so she's still in it.
(Glynda): Both feet must be on the floor. It doesn't say anything about the head.
Minako Aino – OUT (by Ropponmatsu 2's headless body)
The carnage stopped, as R-2 was running around the ring, and Tohka emerged, hitting the knee to the back of the headless android. R-2's head called out, "I'm over here, you naughty body!"
Blossom and Bubbles threw the headless body out, and it accidentally kicked away her head.
(Minami): And there goes what's left of Ropponmatsu 2.
(Abnes): Good!
(Percival): Thank god! That was scary!
Ropponmatsu 2 – OUT (by Blossom and Bubbles)
"Wait for me!" She left the ring, chasing after her head, running past Makie, who was CRUSHED, after losing the match, quickly. "Failed at Makie… Failed at me…"
(Minami): Well, while Ropponmatsu 2 is getting her head back, the match continues.
Miyako was about to toss Chelsea, but Yuno threw her out of the ring. Yuno cackled, as she made another elimination, but Sayaka appeared.
PSSSSH!
She spewed green mist into the eyes of Yuno, and she threw Yuno out of the ring.
(Minami): OHH! Green Mist! The Irish Green Mist to the face of Yuno Gasai! And she's gone!
(Percival): Sayaka Suzuki may be Japanese, but she spent most of her career in Ireland.
Miyako Uehara – OUT (by Yuno Gasai)
Yuno Gasai – OUT (by Sayaka Suzuki)
Meanwhile, Kandy Potter was discussing strategy with Rena & Ebisuzawa, far away from the carnage. Blossom and Rino exchanged blows, while Chelsea went after Sena. Akane dashed after Rino, but Rino caught her with a Uranage. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a chain. She whipped Akane with the chain, but she caught it. She pulled Rino towards her and threw her over in an Overhead Belly-to-Belly, thus eliminating her.
Rino Rando – OUT (by Akane Mishima)
Ami & Makoto were protecting Sailor Moon, as they went after the Dameon Sisters. Fame continued her carnage, now eliminating Sayuri, and then #6, and then chokeslamming Ami out of the ring.
(Minami): AND ANOTHER! Fame is eliminating another one!
Makoto grabbed onto Fame, but she was lifted high. She screamed, "NO!" Mako flew out of the ring, crashing into Ami.
(Abnes): …and that's SIX tonight! She's unstoppable in this ring!
(Percival): So many bodies tossed by Fame, my favorite to win!
Sayuri Williams, #6, Ami Mizuno, & Makoto Kino – OUT (all by Fame)
Asahi was in the corner, and went after Akane. She flew her to the ropes and landed a huge Bossman Slam. Akane was thrown out, but Gloria caught her. She was thrown into Asahi, and landed a massive chop to the pop star. Sena and Shiina went after Bubbles. Bubbles fought two-on-one, but Shiina clipped her leg. Bubbles was still standing, as Shiina dashed to the ropes, while Sena grabbed onto her. Sena did a leg sweep, while Shiina landed a flying heel kick. That's their Double Team Finisher "The High-Low".
(Professor): DOWN GOES BUBBLES!
(Minami): The High-Low by Shiina and Aoi!
(Abnes): Looks like Total Elimination, there.
Blossom knocked down Sena Aoi with a massive right, but Tohka from the top rope jumped and hit the Panama Sunrise on the leader of PPGZ.
(Minami): Blossom in control! But look at Tohka!
(Glynda): CONNECTED!
(Minami): PANAMA SUNRISE!
Blossom was tossed out, after that, by Tohka.
(Minami): The High-Low, and the Panama Sunrise, ends the night for Blossom.
Blossom – OUT (by Tohka Yatogami)
Tohka raised her arms high, and the crowd cheered, "YATOGAMI BAYBAY!"
Amongst the chaos, Asahi tried to eliminate Akane, but Ropponmatsu 1 stepped in, and eliminated Asahi & Akane, with ease.
(Minami): And Ropponmatsu 1, a DOUBLE elimination!
(Percival): How much does she weigh?
Asahi Sakurai & Akane Mishima – OUT (by Ropponmatsu 1)
The purple-haired android bowed, and then turned around. April & January double teamed her, and tossed her over the top rope. Ropponmatsu hung on, but April hissed, "Outdated machine!"
January cackled, "You're no android!"
POW!
They booted her off the apron, and Roppnmatsu 1 crashed onto the ground. She moaned, beeping, "Damage sustained."
Ropponmatsu 1 – OUT (by April & January)
The Marciano Sisters shook hands, but then were shocked by Fame. She grabbed BOTH androids by the neck and raised them high. She landed a Double Chokeslam, tossing April & January out of the ring, crashing onto Ropponmatsu 1, knocking her head off, upon impact. Fame chuckled, as she continued her onslaught.
(Minami): OH, SHIT! Right on Ropponmatsu 1!
(Percival): EIGHT eliminations tonight! Fame's on fire!
(Minami): Yes, but not looking good for these fembots. The impact on the Marcianos somehow crushed Ropponmatsu 1.
(Professor): Her robot body broke their fall, but when it comes to Fame's raw power, no one is safe.
April & January's red eyes flickered, as they were weakening. Ropponmatsu 1 beeped in a slur, "Shutting dooooooo…" Ropponmatsu 1 shut down, as April and January were lifeless.
(Kashin): Can someone get help on getting these dolls out of ringside?
(Abnes): I think those two crushed her.
(Makie, from a distance): CRUSHED…
FAQ: April and January are light on their feet, but they weigh at about 400 lbs. each.
(Percival): Breakable to the very end. Now the Ropponmatsus match, with removable heads! *chuckles*
(Minami): Will you stop? Removable heads…
April & January – OUT (BOTH by Fame)
A few officials carried the three broken androids away in a stretcher, as the battle royal continued.
(Glynda): I apologize if the androids are broken, but the show must go on, and we have a match to call.
(Abnes): I mean, it's like a demolition derby for robots out here.
Fame went after Gloria, but the Galar Ring General shoved her down with ease. Scanty & Kneesocks tackled onto Fame, but Ebisuzawa swatted Scanty with her shovel. Rena tossed her out, while Gloria landed a vicious Overhead Chop on the other Daemon Sister. She hurled Kneesocks on the other side of the ring.
Scanty – OUT (by Rena Ryugu)
Kneesocks – OUT (by Gloria)
24 women were eliminated, and only 12 remained: Chelsea, The Inner Kingdom, Tohka and her sisters, Fame, Gloria, Sailor Moon, Buttercup, Bubbles, and somehow Kanaka Nanase disappeared in the match. Sailor Moon went after Bubbles and Buttercup, while The Inner Kingdom's trio was hiding in the corner. Kandy caught Bubbles, who was about to launch her out of the ring. Rena and Ebisuzawa went after Chelsea and Sailor Moon. Gloria and Fame locked horns, and they started exchanging chops and slaps. Gloria shouted at Fame, "THIS IS MY RING! And the mat, as my home in Galar, is sacred!" Fame was tossed out, but she hung on to the ropes. Gloria charged at her, but Fame hit her with the right punch. Fame went back in the ring, as Chelsea tackled Ebisuzawa. Rena grabbed her shovel and swung hard on Fame. It showed no effect. Rena gasped, as Fame grabbed her with a chokeslam. Rena was thrown over the top rope. Ebisuzawa was caught by Fame, after a surprise attack. She went over the top rope, as well.
(Percival): She's unstoppable!
(Minami): And Kandy's henchmen take a ride! FAME'S GOT EBISUZAWA! SHE'S GONE!
(Abnes): THAT'S TEN ELIMINATIONS!
But Kandy Potter grabbed the legs of Fame and threw her out of the ring, as well.
(Glynda): OH, COME ON! FROM BEHIND!
(Abnes): Salt of the Universe throws out the Monster!
(Percival): And the fans don't like this!
(Minami): Well, Fame's been an easy target in these battle royales. And Kandy once again gloats her way out of this!
Rena Ryugu & Ebisuzawa – OUT (by Fame)
Fame – OUT (by Kandy Potter)
The crowd boos, as Fame was eliminated by Kandy Potter, wrestling's most hated woman. Kandy smiled evilly and flipped the bird at Fame. Fame charged back in the ring, but the referees stopped her. 10 women remained.
(Minami): And Fame's not going to take this!
(Percival): Get her out of here! She's eliminated!
(Abnes): But 10 eliminations, what a showing for Fame. This is a woman you do not face in the ring!
(Percival): Even if you call her a woman. Fame's not the brightest demon from Hell, but one wrong move, and you're cinders!
(Minami): Tell that to Kandy Potter, the Slime of the Earth.
Sailor Moon and Chelsea went to Sena & Tohka, while Shiina stared down against Buttercup. Shiina landed a barrage of kicks, but Buttercup blocked each shot. Buttercup grabbed her by the neck and chokeslammed her. Sena knocked down Sailor Moon with a dropkick, and Tohka hit a running knee to Chelsea. Bubbles went to help Buttercup, but was intercepted by Gloria. She flung Bubbles out of the ring, and Gloria shouted in Scottish to the fans.
Bubbles – OUT (by Gloria)
(Minami): Another elimination from Gloria, and–.
(Percival): OH, LOOK WHO IT IS!
But as Gloria continued to pester the fans, Kanaka returned to the ring, and eliminated Gloria from behind.
(Minami): Kanaka was never eliminated, and she took out the former NXT UK Champion!
(Percival): Are you kidding me? And Kanaka is laughing her way to the bank! Match isn't over! Why are you celebrating?
She jumped and clicked her heels, rolled out of the ring, and laughed, "I WON! I WON!"
She celebrated, as she did a victory lap around the ring. Only…
KAPOW!
Gloria hit a huge Hammer Chop to Kanaka's chest.
(Minami): Not good… Kanaka celebrated too soon.
(Professor): Kanaka Nanase had no idea that the match was still going on.
(Minami): And the Ring General throws Kanaka back in. A heinous assault.
(Abnes): Well, she's a sore loser.
(Percival): She was duped, Abnes! Duped by someone who wasn't even in this match, during the beginning!
She threw her back into the ring, and gave Tohka the chance. Kanaka was thrown out of the ring.
(Abnes): And Kanaka is gone!
(Percival): GOOD! Any brain cells left, she knows that it's over for her!
(Minami): And a tough break for Kanaka Nanase.
Gloria – OUT (by Kanaka Nanase)
Kanaka Nanase – OUT (by Tohka Yatogami)
Kandy Potter stomped onto Sailor Moon, while Buttercup stopped her. Buttercup growled, as she blamed her for eliminating Fame. She started punching down on her, as Kandy was being cornered. She, Sailor Moon, Chelsea, Tohka, Sena, & Shiina grabbed Kandy, as she was screaming, "NO! NOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!"
(Minami): NOW WE'RE TALKING! TOSS HER! TOSS HER!
(Percival): NO! NOOOOOO! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
They tossed her out of the ring, and the fans cheered wildly. Kandy was outraged that she was outnumbered, 6-to-1.
(Kandy shouts in protest)
(Percival): Are you kidding me?
(Kashin): Well, it serves her right, eliminating Fame!
(Percival): And Kandy can't stop complaining!
(Abnes): Get over it, baby! The match is over for you!
(Minami): Get her out of here! Enough is enough! Shut her mouth up!
The fans shout at Kandy "Shut the F**K up!", as Kandy slowly leaves the ring, angry.
Kandy Potter – OUT (by the six fighters in the ring)
Down to six, as the Leader of the Sailor Guardians, Buttercup, and Chelsea stared down against The Ty Sisters. They were the only faction standing. Sailor Moon posed, "In the name of the Moon, we'll punish you!"
Tohka giggled, as the Ty Sisters posed, and Tohka waved her arms up, "YATOGAMI BAYBAY!"
(Glynda): A showdown of epic proportions! Who will be the last woman standing?
They charged at each other, as Shiina went after Chelsea, Sena after Buttercup, and Tohka after Sailor Moon. The brawl continued, as Gloria and Kandy were leaving the stage. Makie was still CRUSHED, after being the second to be eliminated. "Failed at Makie… Failed at me…"
Sailor Moon landed a kick to Tohka, but failed to get her out of the ring. Shiina kneed Chelsea in the face, but Shiina was grabbed by Chelsea, by the waist. Chelsea broke free and hit a knee to the face. Sena landed a punch-kick combo on Buttercup. Buttercup caught her with a chokeslam. Tohka flew to the Powerpuff Girl, hitting the Panama Sunrise, but Buttercup countered it, catching her. She transitioned to a Tombstone Piledriver, right onto the head of the leader of Ty Ko Ky's three Elite agents. Buttercup signaled the end, but Chelsea grabbed Buttercup by the neck and bent her back. She swung around, hitting Sister Abigail. Chelsea waved her arms out, "THAT WAS FOR YOU, ERZA!"
Chelsea got up, but Sailor Moon threw Chelsea out of the ring. Chelsea landed on her hands, and her feet were on the apron. Chelsea was down, as Sailor Moon went after Tohka, Sena, & Shiina. Tohka was reeling from the Tombstone Piledriver, but Sena & Shiina double teamed her. Sena landed a huge right, but Sailor Moon ducked, as Tohka hit a kick to Sena's face. Sena stumbled, as Sailor Moon was thrown to Shiina. Tohka prepared, but Sena stopped her and yelled at her. Tohka said it was an accident, as Sailor Moon ducked. Tohka & Sena have had their share of issues, since leaving NXT for AEW. Buttercup sat up, and Shiina was hit with a clothesline, eliminating her. Sena went after Buttercup, but Buttercup chokeslammed her onto Shiina, eliminating her.
Sena Aoi & Eri Shiina – OUT
(Glynda): And the Final Four is set! Chelsea, Moon, Buttercup, Tohka! Who will win this battle royal?
FINAL FOUR: Buttercup, Sailor Moon, Tohka Yatogami, & Chelsea
Buttercup and Sailor Moon go at it, as Buttercup tries to eliminate Sailor Moon, but to no avail. Sailor Moon landed the Sailor Moon kick to the skull of Buttercup. Buttercup fell to the corner, as Chelsea crawled back into the ring. Buttercup gasped, as Chelsea hissed at Sailor Moon. She tackled down onto the Moon Princess, and then slammed her head down onto the mat. Chelsea laughed, on her knees, and was psychotic, but Tohka appeared and hit a running knee to the back of her skull, The Last Shot (now known as The Boom)!
(Minami): LAST SHOT TO CHELSEA!
(Percival): Tohka lands The Boom!
Chelsea was down, as she yelled at her, "You wanna scare me? Try me! You got nothing on me!"
Tohka grabbed Chelsea, and threw her out of the ring.
(Minami): And Chelsea is eliminated!
Chelsea – OUT (by Tohka Yatogami)
Buttercup appeared and hit a Big Boot to Tohka, removing her from the match. Down to two, and Buttercup and Sailor Moon were tired out. Sailor Moon grabbed onto Buttercup, but she was overpowered by the mighty Powerpuff. Buttercup hit the Tombstone on her, and then proceeded to toss her out of the ring. Buttercup raised her arms high, as she won the Battle Royal, but…
(Minami): AND JWW'S BUTTERCUP WINS!
(Professor): Buttercup is the strongest fighter, but she went through 36 others to win this!
(Percival): WAIT! MAKI! MAKI, LOOK!
POW!
Tohka appeared hitting a superkick to Buttercup.
(Minami): SUPERKICK!
(Percival): SHE WASN'T ELIMINATED! TOHKA IS STILL AT IT!
Tohka yelled at her, and hit another Superkick.
(Abnes): We're having a Superkick Party!
She kept hitting her with superkicks, and stopped at the 5th. Buttercup was on one knee, and Tohka hit The Boom on the back of Buttercup.
(Abnes): Tohka lining it up! Buttercup is on one knee!
(Glynda): LAST SHOT CONNECTS!
Tohka threw Buttercup out of the ring, and she celebrated. The fans went wild. Tohka was on her knees, as the bell rang.
(Glynda): TOHKA WINS! TOHKA WINS!
(Percival): TY KO KY WINS THIS! TY KO KY WINS!
(Kashin): TOHKA YATOGAMI, BAY BAY!
(Abnes): Tohka hung on, while Buttercup eliminated Sailor Moon! We thought it was over!
(Minami): And Tohka wins this match!
"The winner of the Battle Royale, Tohka Yatogami!"
The fans cheered, as Tohka Yatogami was the last woman standing. The Elite Ty Agent of AEW was victorious. Sena & Shiina returned, as they celebrated together. The Ty Sisters return to AEW, with a dub on their record. Tohka Yatogami celebrated with her sisters, and the crowd went wild. Sailor Moon and Buttercup were defeated, upset that the match ended with Tohka surviving.
(Minami): What a battle royal, and Sena Aoi & Eri Shiina return to the ring! Tohka Yatogami, from All Elite Wrestling, victorious in this Gimmick Battle Royale! And look at this beautiful trophy.
As the fans cheered on, Tohka was given a huge golden trophy, and she raised the trophy high. Sena & Shiina applauded, as Tohka smiled, knowing she won.
"Ladies and gentlemen, once again, the winner of the Battle Royale, representing All Elite Wrestling… Tohka Yatogami!"
The fans cheered on, as Tohka raised her trophy high, while Sena & Shiina posed with her. Fireworks went off, and confetti rained down. Thus we end another specialty wrestling match.
(Glynda): Well, thank you so much for being our special guest in the Battle Royal, once again, Tohka Yatogami wins it.
(Abnes): We just saw JWW's version of a Superkick Party, and it's a one-woman showing.
(Glynda): Undefeated in AEW, a former Triple Crown Winner in NXT, and a decorated champion, Yatogami wins it for her family and friends.
(Minami): There's going to be a lot of celebrating in Ty House tonight, and somewhere, Tony Khan is partying hard.
(Percival): You know what I think these women did, kick the Forbidden Door down! I mean, legends, forgotten stars, JWW stars, and freaks! And what we saw was a classic battle royal that made stars out of them!
(Minami): I don't suppose you know about who's in NWA, huh?
(Percival): Tear it down! Tear the door down! Let the floodgates in!
(Minami): Oh, god…
(Glynda): Well, uh, we'll be right back. Thank you, Percival Gaynes and Minami Makimura.
This fanfic was purely fictional. NO characters were harmed in filming of this fic.
DO NOT try what you saw at home… or ANYWHERE for that matter.
Thanks for reading!
