(Or "A Brazilian To One!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY WERE ON THEIR WAY TO THE AMAZON RAINFOREST TO RELOCATE BULLWINKLE'S RARE PURPLE ORCHID!"
"We should be there aaaanny moment now…" Bullwinkle spoke, looking out the window of a plane he and Rocky were on. He immediately pressed the button to open the door. "—OKAY LET'S GO!!"
"Wait, Bullwinkle, you need a para-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!" Rocky yelled as Bullwinkle grabbed him by the hand and went flying out the plane.
"AND SO, AS THE PLANE THEY TOOK TO THE AMAZON EXPLODED IN THE DISTANCE, OUR BOYS LANDED SAFELY WITHIN THE RAINFOREST'S CANOPY."
"We're alive!" Rocky exclaimed, standing up.
"NO SOONER DID ROCKY SAY THAT, A MAN-EATING PLANT EMERGED AND DEVOURED BULLWINKLE."
"ROCKYYYY!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed as he was swallowed by the man-eating plant.
"ROCKY FLEW HIGH UP INTO THE AIR AS MUCH AS HE COULD, THEN WENT BARRELING AT THE PLANT IN A DIVE-BOMB POSITION, HIS RIGHT ARM EXTENDED IN A FIST."
"Hold on Bullwinkle, I'M GOIN I—"
(*GULP!*)
"WITHIN A SINGLE SECOND THE MAN-EATING PLANT HAD SWALLOWED ROCKY AS WELL."
"Well, this sucks!" Rocky indignantly commented, crossing his arms, his entire body covered in plant goop.
"I dunno, I kinda like it." Bullwinkle replied, giving a long sigh. "Like bein' in a warm, sticky hot tub…"
"Yeah! A hot tub that's gonna KILL us!" Rocky exclaimed, beginning to move about, punching the walls of the plant's stomach. "Help me punch this thing.."
"HOLY MACARONI! WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE GET FREE FROM THIS SCRAPE?! WHERE ARE BORIS AND NATASHA IN ALL THIS?!"
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(Pottsylvania Central Control Headquarters…)
"PRIVYET, Badenov fans!" Boris exclaimed, popping up from behind the door to Natasha's bedroom. "Sorry, but Netesha and I gonna tayke day or maybe veek off—she's on monthly voomahn time—bad crampink, and she like eet vhen I zleep near her cause I'm varm, apparently….so…bye!"
(Boris immediately closes the door, Natasha can be heard moaning in the background.)
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"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Can't touch this" OR "Wet, Hot, Amphibious Summer!"!"
