(Or "Wet, Hot, Amphibian Summer!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD BECOME TRAPPED WITHIN A MAN-EATING PLANT!"

"Well, it's no Pottsylvania Creeper, but it's a pretty sticky situation we're in." Rocky replied, then thought. "How to get out…I'VE GOT IT!"

"What, what is it?" Bullwinkle asked, immediately standing up, sloshing around the goo in the plant's stomach.

"Pop rocks!" Rocky exclaimed, pulling out a bag of said candy. "I was gonna eat em' earlier, but we're in a tight spot, soooo…"

"ROCKY POURED THE POP ROCKS INTO THE PLANT'S JUICES…AFTER A FEW SECONDS THE PLANT PROMPTLY BARFED THEM OUT.."

(*BLEEECH!*)

"Eugh…" Bullwinkle looked at his body, still covered with digestive juices and saliva. "I'm gonna need a shower….and a towel made a' sandpaper."

"AND SO OUR HEROES CONTINUED THEIR JOURNEY THROUGH THE DEADLY YET BEAUTIFUL AMAZON JUNGLE. PRETTY SOON, THEY PAUSED FOR A BREAK, ROCKY TOOK OUT A CANTEEN AND DRANK, THEN BULLWINKLE DRANK AND POURED THE REST OF THE WATER OVER HIMSELF AND ROCKY. THEN, OUT FROM THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, HE NOTICED SOMETHING...A LITTLE FROG WITH STRANGE MARKINGS SAT ON A BRANCH. HE LOOKED AROUND AGAIN--THOSE FROGS WERE EVERYWHERE, EACH IN ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW!"

"Pretty..." Bullwinkle extended his index finger, about to touch a beautiful pink frog.

"BULLWINKLE NO!" Rocky exclaimed, slapping the moose's hand down.

"Hey lighten up will ya I just wanna touch a cute little frog!" Bullwinkle replied, getting rather upset now.

"That's the thing, you CAN'T touch these frog, they're poisonous!" Rocky explained. "Look, watch…"

"ROCKY PLACED A SMALL LEAF WITH THE GENTLEST TOUCH HE COULD POSSIBLY USE ONTO THE BACK OF A TURQUOISE-COLORED POISON DART FROG, AND….."

(*ssss!*)

"—THE LEAF IMMEDIATELY DISINTEGRATED TO NOTHING."

"Okay okay, you've made your point." Bullwinkle replied, shivering a little. "But how do we get outta here?"

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Snake my Day" OR "My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Moose, Hon!"!"

"NOOOO!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, frantically grabbing Rocky. "You CAN'T SKIP THIS PART! We're not gettin' outta here, man, GAME OVER! IT'S GAME OVER MAN!!"