(Or "My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Moose, Hon!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE TRAPPED WITHIN A PART OF THE JUNGLE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH POISON DART FROGS!"

"Easy does it..." Rocky spoke, very gently stepping around a few green frogs, making sure his tail did not touch the body of a red frog.

"BULLWINKLE SLOWLY FOLLOWED AS WELL, ONE OF THE HAIRS THAT MADE UP HIS FUR GRAZED THE FROG AND IMMEDIATELY DISINTEGRATED, CAUSING HIM TO YELP."

"EEP!" He exclaimed. "ROCKYYY ARE WE ALMOST THERE?!"

"Yep!" Rocky replied, then noticed a frog was a centimeter away from one of his feet. "Almost...got it...HA!"

"AND SO, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE CONTINUED TO WALK AROUND THE CUTE BUT DEADLY FROGS, UNTIL THEY'D REACHED A CLEARING."

"Well, that was easier than I thought." Bullwinkle replied.

"We should be at the Amazon any moment now, buddy!" Rocky spoke, slicing through some thick, green foliage with his knife.

"Hey Rocky, CHECK IT OUT!" Bullwinkle said, his voice strangely muffled.

"What is it, Bullwink--AAAGH!" Rocky exclaimed.

"ROCKY YELPED UPON NOTICING THAT BULLWINKLE'S HEAD WAS BEING SLOWLY CONSUMED BY A MASSIVE SNAKE!"

"I'm gonna call him Mister Tickles!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, petting the snake's head. "Cause he tickles…He's a boa constructor, Rocky!"

"—Actually THAT'S AN ANACONDA, AND THE TICKLING IS PROBABLY DUE TO THE STOMACH ACID!!" Rocky exclaimed, rushing to save his friend. "HAAAAA—" he grabbed a large stick and began BEATING the anaconda senselessly.

"AFTER ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES OF HAVING BEEN BEATEN BY ROCKY AND HIS STICK, THE SNAKE FINALLY DROPPED TO THE GROUND, A BUNCH OF GRAPEFRUIT-SIZED LUMPS ON HIS HEAD. BULLWINKLE EMERGED, HIS WHOLE HEAD AND TORSO COVERED WITH SNAKE SALIVA."

"Ughh..." Bullwinkle groaned, for he too felt the effects of Rocky's hitting.

"You okay there, buddy?" Rocky asked.

"I won't know for sure unless we get the number of that truck..." Bullwinkle spoke, dazed. He immediately passed out, Rocky having to drag him along the jungle floor for the remaining duration of their journey.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Amazon Prime Mates" OR "I don't Bolivia!"