"And now it's time for—" Rocky started to speak but was interrupted by Bullwinkle.
"Time for CIRQUE DU WINKLE!!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, rushing out in a sparky green leotard with blue and gold makeup.
"What?" Rocky replied.
Bullwinkle then proceeded to leap onto some aerial silks and started spinning around, doing flips--but he eventually ensnared himself within said silks, dropping to the ground and back up like a yo-yo.
"WOOOOOooaah! WOOOOOOOOOah!" He exclaimed as he went up and down. "THIIIISSS ISSSS NOOOOT HOW I PLAAANED IIIIITT!!"
"Now here's something we hope you'll really like!" Rocky replied.
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Dudley Do-Right in: "Talk Bird-y To Me"
"AH THE WILDS OF NORTHWESTERN CANADA, HOME TO MANY ANIMALS SUCH AS THE BEAR, THE BEAVER, THE WOLF, AND THE MOOSE—"
"HEY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, standing up from a herd of realistic-looking moose.
"BUT THE GREATEST ANIMAL, HECK, THE NATIONAL BIRD OF CANADA JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE CANADIAN GOOSE!"
(*Camera pans up to show geese squawking overhead*)
"THIS CANADA GOOSE FLOCK IN PARTICULAR MIGRATES YEARLY FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA ALL THE WAY TO THE GREAT LAKES IN MICHIGAN, AND IT WAS HERE IN SOME PART OF THE FOREST THAT DUDLEY DO-RIGHT WAS BIRDWATCHING, FROM THE TALLEST REDWOOD TREE…"
"Do not fret young one," Dudley spoke, picking up the fledgling and placing her on his shoulder. "Since it is my duty as a Canadian Mountie, I promise I'll re-unite you with your family!"
"AND SO DO-RIGHT PICKED UP THE FLEDGELING AND PROCEEDED TO RIDE HIS HORSE…backwards, BUT NONETHLESS HE WAS MAKING GREAT TIME KEEPING UP WITH THE FLOCK OF GEESE."
"Keep it up Horse!" Dudley exclaimed. "WE'RE ALMOST THERE!!"
"HORSE STOPPED ABRUPTLY ONCE THEY'D ARRIVED IN MICHEGAN, DUDLEY NOTICED A TON OF GEESE HAD GATHERED IN A SMALL PARK."
"Woah, Horse!" Dudley exclaimed, and horse stopped alright, but he went flying off...the chick was unharmed, however.
"DUDLEY TOOK THE GOSLING AND PLACED IT BACK WITH THE OTHER GEESE, SATISFIED TO KNOW HE'D DONE WELL. HOWEVER..."
"FREEZE, CANUCK!" A police officer exclaimed.
"O-officers, I was only trying to--" Dudley stammered, both his hands were up.
"YOU CAME HERE WITHOUT A PASSPORT, YOU'RE GETTIN' DEPORTED BACK UP NORTH..." the police officer replied, cuffing Dudley.
"THE LITTLE GOSLING WATCHED FROM A DISTANCE AS DUDLEY WAS LOADED INTO A POLICE CAR."
"Boy." Dudley remarked. "My goose is surely cooked now.."
End.
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"And now, back to the show!"
