"Amazon Prime Mates"

(Or "I don't Bolivia")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE AMAZON, AFTER A DANGEROUS ENCOUNTER WITH AN ANACONDA."

"I'm gonna miss Mister Tickles…" Bullwinkle sighed.

"Well don't." Rocky replied, slicing down a fern with a knife. "He could've killed you. Say, this looks like a good place to plant it!"

"BULLWINKLE YANKED OUT A SHOVEL AND THE ORCHID, AND DUG A HOLE IN THE GROUND. THEN WHEN FINISHED, HE PLACED THE ORCHID'S ROOTS INSIDE, ROCKY POURED SOME WATER FROM HIS CANTEEN ONTO THE PLANT. WITHIN SECONDS THE SHRIVELED ORCHID BECAME A RADIANT PURPLE TONE WITH A FEW SHADES OF PINK."

"Wow.." Rocky spoke, stunned at the plant's regeneration rate. "That must be why it's so rare."

"Yeah." Bullwinkle replied, then looked all around the jungle. "Now how're we gonna get home?"

"I'm a flying squirrel, remember?" Rocky replied.

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"AFTER A VERY LONG FLIGHT, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARRIVED BACK IN MINNESOTA."

"Well I'm glad everything worked out in the end." Rocky spoke once he and Bullwinkle arrived at their home. "Hope you're not sad about leaving your rare orchid in its natural habitat."

"Nope, not sad at all." Bullwinkle replied.

"Why?" Rocky pondered.

"BECAUSE LOOK WHO FOLLOWED ME HOME!!" Bullwinkle joyously exclaimed, yanking out the same massive anaconda out of nowhere. "—MISTER TICKLES!!"

"AAAAAAAAAGH!!" Rocky exclaimed, flying out the roof of the house, presumably to get Animal Control.

"Gee, wonder what his problem was…" Bullwinkle replied just as "Mister Tickles" was beginning to coil around his body.

"THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS ADVENTURE, FOLKS!"

"NO…kIdDIN'!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, his body turning purple now. Mister Tickles had him in a death grip and was obviously preparing to eat him, yet Bullwinkle was too stupid to realize.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE!"

End.