Joseph H Clarke

Unreal Wrestling Federation.

Prologue.

RATED: MA (Strong language, Extreme Wrestling, Violence)

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

(Chris stands in the Wrestling ring in front of an empty audience)

Chris: Good evening and welcome to the announcement of the Unreal Wrestling Federation. We are live at our new studio in downtown Los Angeles for the official announcement from our boss who has remained anonymous until today. Let's hear from the ring announcer MC Hallyboo to welcome him or her to the ring.

MC Hallyboo: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chairman of UWF… BRUCE WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYNE!

Chris: WOW! Our Chairman is none other than Bruce Wayne, the C.E.O of Wayne enterprises. He has had nine years of wrestling experience in the CAW Wrestling community.

Bruce: Welcome viewers around the world to the Unreal Wrestling Federation! Our brand promotion for FanFiction designed to entertain and bring you the best wrestling FanFiction has to offer. Our wrestling company is going to be different to all the others as it will feature time limits, judges, yellow/red cards, ref cam, V.A.R, win/loss records, and background music during matches and promos.

Chris: OK, so this will deviate ourselves from WWE and the UWC owned promotions.

Bruce: this Promotion will also feature Intergender wrestling to prove that Intergender fighting doesn't always have to be classed as domestic abuse and to show equality in Pro Wrestling.

Chris: That's a bit bonkers but OK. I'll take that advice.

Bruce: And it will all kick off later this summer because, on the week before AEW All Out, we will have our first ever PPV event which is currently under a working title which we can't think of, as we like to get in touch with the fans, we would like to ask you what name we should give it. Send in your PPV name suggestions in the review area and we will select one at random. (It must not be a PPV name used by WWE, AEW, Impact, or any promotion owned by the UWC)

(Newcomer Fly-Boy Stevens approaches the ring)

Chris: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY!?

Fly-Boy: Whoa there rich-boy. You really think you're going to be the one that calls the shots? My idiot brother can call better shots than you on AEW, Impact, New Japan, AAA, Ring of honour, NWA, MLW, ICW, and EVE.

Bruce: Fly-Boy, I understand your frustrations but, please note that this company will have no-tolerance for badmouthing authority members.

Fly-Boy: Relax, I've just come out here to say that you're looking at the newest breed of CAW Wrestling and scrawny little fuckers like you aren't going to do anything about it. Because, you might as well hand me the UWF World Heavyweight championship to me right now.

Bruce: You can't declare yourself World Heavyweight champion immediately. You have to earn it. Hence why at the PPV, you will face off against 19 other male Wrestlers in a match I like to call… RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!

Chris: RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE! The name of one of the greatest Muhammed Ali fights ever.

Fly-Boy: YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU'LL REGRET THIS!

(Fly-Boy storms off the stage)

Bruce: Now that bastard is gone, since the Rumble in the Jungle winner will need to face someone this Christmas for the UWF World Heavyweight championship, we are sending two brothers to war in the main event. It will be between Mario and Luigi in the Super Mario bros war.

Chris: This should be interesting.

Bruce: Now. To sign the contract for that bout, I would like to invite both Mario and Luigi to the ring please.

(Both Mario and Luigi enter the ring separately)

Chris: Both of these two brothers have been tag-teams and rivals for years, and on the first PPV whatever it's going to be called, these two will square off one more time to determine who fights for the UWF World Heavyweight championship this Christmas.

Bruce: Now boys, you've been on and off with each other for years and this match could show your true colours out of the both of you guys. By signing this contract, you agree to face each other in the first PPV main event where the winner will face the Rumble in the Jungle winner for the UWF World Heavyweight title later this Christmas. And by signing the contract, you cannot back out of the match regardless of whether or noy you have an injury.

Mario: Well, we've known each other for over 35 years and we've had spats in the past. But this fight that is being issued, I have to win because, this match has high stakes and I want to prove the world that I can win and I can become the first champion.

(Mario signs the contract)

Luigi: You know how much this opportunity means to me. I have worked all of my life trying to reach the top of the mountain, me winning this fight would prove that I'm not scared anymore and I can show the world what I'm made of.

(Luigi signs the contract)

Bruce: Thank you boys. Now that the contract is signed, you will not be able to attack each other until the fight later this Summer.

(Both Mario and Luigi shake hands before leaving)

Chris: So we have our first two matches set for the first PPV event, Mario vs Luigi, and the Rumble in the Jungle match, the winners of both of those matches will square off this Christmas for the UWF World Heavyweight championship. I'm Chris Mclean and we shall see you soon. So long everybody.

12/07/21