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RAW is WAR: 30/11/1998
RAW is WAR was live at the Baltimore Arena in Baltimore, Maryland. As RAW kicked off, the Headbangers and the Insane Clown Posse hit the ring. Backstage, Federation cameras picked up Stone Cold Steve Austin arriving at the arena wielding a shovel! He immediately walked toward the ring and stunned everyone inside. Then he grabbed the microphone and said Rock Bottom: In Your House is 13 days away "but Stone Cold ain't gonna wait that long"! He promised before the night was over "Undertaker's gonna be wearing this damn shovel upside his head"! The Rattlesnake marched backstage to search for the Phenom.
The duo being heavily courted by Mr. McMahon, the New Age Outlaws, took on Gangrel and Edge of the Brood. As the match got underway, all the members of Team Corporate came out to the entrance. The match ended when Christian came in and walloped Billy Gunn with one of the Tag Team Title belts. The referee disqualified the Brood, who ganged up on the champions. But the Big Boss Man and Ken Shamrock came down and fought off the goth faction.
Backstage Austin continued to search for the Undertaker. When he looked in one of the meat locker rooms, Undertaker came and closed to door behind him, locking him in!
Then the Undertaker came to the ring and called out Kane. The Big Red Machine answered, and the two went at it tooth-and-nail until a group of men from a mental institution came out carrying straight jackets chased Kane through the crowd.
Meanwhile, in Baltimore, Mark Henry was ready for his big date with Chyna. He had dressed up in his Sunday best and rented a limousine. He even convinced D'Lo to come along and drive the limo! When "Sexual Chocolate" arrived to pick up Chyna, she just wanted to get the night over.
Back at the arena, X-Pac had a little "sumptin sumptin" to say. He said he's been getting a lot of questions about the New Age Outlaws, but "if you want to know about the New Age Outlaws, you can ask the New Age Outlaws". Then he turned his attention to the new commissioner, Shawn Michaels! Last week Michaels pummeled him with a chair, costing him the match against The Rock, so this week the degenerate said, "I'm gonna kick your ass and I'm not gonna use a chair"! Michaels came out and said that if X-Pac was looking for a fight, he would get one later in the night against Ken Shamrock. And it wouldn't be the Intercontinental Title that was on the line, it would be 'Pac's European Championship!
Meanwhile, backstage, Stone Cold had somehow escaped from the meat locker!
Owen Hart joined Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross for commentary during the next match: Jeff Jarrett against Goldust. The Bizarre One had Jarrett set up for the Shattered Dreams, but Debra got in front of him. From behind, Owen came in and attacked Goldust! Then a superstar dressed in the Blue Blazer outfit appeared and…attacked Owen!? The Blazer ripped off the mask, and it was Steve Blackman! The Lethal Weapon took it to the "retired" Calgary native until Federation officials could finally pry them apart.
Then it was time for the Ladder Match for the Hardcore Championship as Mankind, escorted by his friends from the J.O.B. Squad, took on the Big Boss Man, who was accompanied by Commissioner Shawn Michaels. The Heartbreak Kid immediately sent the Squad back to the locker room and joined JR and the King for commentary. Mankind looked to have the match won, but The Rock came down and pushed him off the ladder and eventually gave him the Rock Bottom. Then he held the ladder for the Boss Man, who climbed it and became the new Hardcore Champion! Afterwards, Michaels, The Rock and the Boss Man threw a few cheap shots at an already beaten Mankind.
Backstage, Undertaker and Paul Bearer found Kane! The brothers battled again, and eventually the Undertaker knocked out his brother with a steel chair.
As they brought out a bodybag and spread it, rolling Kane onto it, Undertaker looked at Paul. "Paul, listen. I can do this. Go get the orderlies."
"Okay. I'll be right back!" Paul said as he rushed off.
"Hurry up!" Undertaker turned his attention to Kane as he started to get Kane into the body bag, unaware of the Bladewolf coming out of a door behind the Deadman with a shovel in hand. "This is for your own good, Kane. this is for your own good. You wouldn't listen."
Undertaker hears something behind him and stands up, turning around... ONLY TO GET WHACKED IN THE FACE WITH THE SHOVEL BY THE BLADEWOLF! Bladewolf tosses the broken shovel away as Austin comes into the room.
"Nice work." He complimented.
In the ring, "Marvelous" Marc Mero said if he could not beat Baltimore native Duane Gill, he would retire! Mero dominated the Light Heavyweight Champion, and set him up for his Marvelocity finishing manuever. However, when he climbed to the top rope, the Blue Meanie emerged from the crowd and pushed him off, and Gill covered him for the pin!
As Shawn Michaels had ordered only minutes ago, X-Pac took on Ken Shamrock, who was accompanied by Michaels, and the European Title was on the line. X-Pac had the upper hand and nailed the Intercontinental Champion with the X-Factor, but HBK pulled the referee out of the ring. With the referee's back turned, the Big Boss Man hit the ring and assaulted X-Pac with the nightstick. Shamrock slapped on the ankle lock, but Triple H came out and saved X-Pac! The World's Most Dangerous Man won the match by disqualification, but the degenerate retained the title. The crowd went crazy for Triple H's return, and Team Corporate was livid that its plan failed!
In the city of Baltimore, Mark Henry and Chyna did a little dancing-although the Ninth Wonder of the World didn't seem to be into it. "Sexual Chocolate" went to "powder his nose" and three men approached Chyna. When one of them insulted her, she nailed him with a forearm. Henry came back out and realized what was going on, and he put a beating on all three of men. Then Chyna and Mark Henry left-together!
Val Venis, accompanied by The Godfather and the hos, took on Tiger Ali Singh, with Babu, in one-on-one competition. Terri Runnels and Jacqueline came down to the ring, and Terri nailed the Big Valbowski with a low blow! The referee called for the bell, and then the Acolytes appeared and assaulted Tiger and Babu!
Backstage, Paul Bearer watched an ambulance drive away carrying what he thought was Kane, but what he didn't know at the time was that it was really the Undertaker!
Shane McMahon came out and said the fans were about to see a "lesson in humility". Sable got her start modeling products and that was exactly what she was going to do. The femme fatale came out and showed off the new Attitude Cologne for Men and Eau de Toilette for Women. But she sprayed it in Shane's face, and the owner's son was clearly agitated.
Al Snow took on The Rock in the next match. Snow went for a clothesline on the Corporate Champion, but The Rock ducked and Al inadvertently knocked out the official. The referee, therefore, did not make the count after Snow hit The Rock with Head. Ken Shamrock and the Big Boss Man came out and distracted Snow, allowing The Rock to recover and hit the leader of the J.O.B. Squad with a second Rock Bottom and get the win. After the match, a brawl broke out among Mankind, Team Corporate and the J.O.B. Squad.
"Taker! Taker! He's gone!" Paul Bearer cried as he searched around backstage for the Undertaker before he turnd around only to scream in fright when he saw Stone Cold Steve Austin standing there.
"You want the Undertaker?" Austin grabbed Bearer by the lapels of his suit before pointing to the door that Austin had been locked in earlier by Undertaker and paul Bearer. "Open that door!"
"Taker!" Paul opened the door... ONLY TO FIND KANE STANDING ON THE OTHER SIDE! "KANE!"
Paul Bearer backs away only to bump into someone's chest and turns around... TO SEE THE BLADEWOLF Paul Bearer screams in fear as he is trapped between the trio as Bladewolf and Kane grab him while Austin smirks.
"You wanna know where the Undertaker is? He's going to the nuthouse with Kane's mask on!" Austin said before he gestured for Bladewolf and Kane to follow. "Bring that fat bastard, we're going to the ring!"
"What are Austin, the Bladewolf and Kane going to do with Paul Bearer?" JR asked as they led Bearer off. "What are they gonna do with him?"
In the arena, Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme hits to a pop as Austin walks out with Bladewolf and Kane dragging Paul Bearer with them. Austin rolls into the ring while Bladewolf and Kane toss Paul Bearer into the ring before they join Austin in the ring. Austin grabs a microphone as his theme dies down and faces Paul Bearer.
"First off, you dumb bastard, let me ask you one question. How do you feel knowing that you're the one who sent the Undertaker to the damn crazy house?" Austin asked. "That was you! How do you feel knowing that damn Undertaker can't come down and save your fat ass tonight?! Let's go over the events of last week because I've watched that taper over and over again and it pisses me off each time I watch it! you took me out there and you were going to bury me alive. You damn right, it was you."
"it was Undertaker!" Paul Bearer said.
"Oh, burying me alive wasn't good enough. Look at me when I talk to you. You were going to embalm me alive." Austin said. "You're a sick bastard and that's the bottom line. I'm starting to get a little thirsty, somebody get me a damn beer right now." The crowd cheered as Austin was tossed a can of beer. "If you want to see Kane and the Bladewolf beat the living hell out of Paul Bearer, give me a hell yeah!"
'HELL YEAH!' The crowd said.
"Kane, Bladewolf, get him!" Austin said. The brothers take a step forward to do so when Austin gets between them. "No, no, no. Hold it, hold, hold it. that just ain't good enough, That ain't good enough. Kane, you know that thing you do with the gas can?" Kane nods. "How about going back there and getting that gas can, and we'll have a little fun right here." Kane goes to do so. "No, no, hold it, hold it. Bladewolf, why don't you find a baseball bat or something and smash it over this fat bastard's head like it's a watermelon." Bladewolf was about to leave and grab a baseball bat when Austin spoke again. "hold it, no, no, hold it. I think I got a better idea." Austin took out some scissors and looked at Paul bearer. "These look familiar to you, son?"
Paul Bearer passed out, much to the amusement of Austin and the fans while Kane and the Bladewolf just exchanged a look with each other.
Austin walks towards Bearer. "Passing out ain't gonna help you one bit, you fat piece of trash." Austin turned him over and Bearer was awake, trembling in fear as Austin held the scissors close to him. "You see how sharp these are? Don't you move, son. Don't you move a damn bit. Let doctor Austin go to work here."
"What's he going to do?" Jerry asked as Austin started to cut Paul's shirt.
"I know the Undertaker's been taken to a mental ward, he's on his way to the nuthouse." JR said.
Austin grabbed the microphone. "Undertaker was speaking in tongues last week, I'm gonna speak in tongues of my own. I'm gonna gut your fat ass." Austin lifted the scissors as the crowd cheered while Paul Bearer literally cried in terror
"Don't kill me!" He cried.
Austin grabbed the microphone. "No, that would be just too easy you big dumb bastard. Kane, Bladewolf, get his ass up because I got an even better idea. We're going for a little walk."
Bladewolf and Kane grab Paul bearer and drag him out the ring as Austin exits and leads the way pass the ramp and pass the backstage area before taking Paul Bearer outside of the area where they dump him next to a manhole cover to the sewer.
"Take that lid off!" Austin said.
Bladewolf bent down and picked up the cover, putting it aside. Bladewolf and Kane grab Paul Bearer... AND SHOVE HIM DOWN INTO THE SEWER HOLE! Bladewolf and Kane put the manhole cover back over and ensure it was in place as Austin went back to the ring to celebrate while his theme played and RAW is WAR went off the air...
And that's it for this chapter everyone.
