Thanks to Aragorn II Elessar who gave an idea for the title that I tweaked.

23 year old Peter Parker had been moonlighting as Spider-Man for 8 years and he had definitely had bad luck during that time: being Spider-Man getting in the way of his civilian life, his battles causing property damage, a smear campaign by J. Jonah Jameson of the Daily Bugle, authorities not trusting him and losing his college girlfriend Gwen Stacy. Being Spider-Man didn't make his life easy but still he powered through it.

Still he could never claim that his life was anything close to normal since that spider bit him.

Especially since he was sharing his cheap apartment with a reformed supervillain.

Right now in the night, he was laying on their bed in his boxers and Spider-Man mask, the beautiful and alluring form of Pamela Isley the former Gotham villain Poison Ivy crawling towards him. She had a been an environmental conscious biochemist who got mutated and gained control of plants, going on a rampage to take the Earth back for mother nature and targeted corrupt politicians and businessmen who hurt the environment. She had managed to go away from her criminal activities and went to New York to start a new life.

Her best friend turned girlfriend turned Vegas wife Harleen Quinzel better known as the Joker's ex-sidekick Harley Quinn was off on a road trip being a destructive anti-hero, while Ivy wanted the quiet life to relax for now. Ivy had to share with Peter and accidentally stumbled onto his Spider-Man stuff but agreed to keep it secret saying that she should have expected to be bunking with a secret superhero. There was only one bed and they kept to their sides but then there was a mutual attraction and now they were basically roommates with benefits. Seems that Ivy and Harley from the start off their romance were happy together but without monogamy.

Harley surprisingly not only gave her blessing but was ecstatic, loving Ivy's 'boyfriend' (even if Ivy refused to call him that) though Peter could barely tolerate her with how crazy she was.

Ivy looked amazing with her light green skin, red hair, wearing her bathing suit like leotard from her villain days and her luscious lips with dark green lipstick meant to emulate the toxins she used to control people when she was evil.

"Don't worry about trying to resist my dear spider, surrender and you will get to live at my side while my plants take care of the city that scorned you. This mask shall be my prized trophy..." Ivy said putting up his mask to his nose and leaning in to kiss for this roleplay session.

There was an alert and Peter reluctantly went to his phone, Ivy was sitting glaring at the machine with her arms folded. "It's the alert; Spider-Man's place on the top 100 Superheroes of the World has been confirmed." Peter explained as Ivy pinched her nose with her eyes closed wondering why did THAT have to interrupt this private time. "Well I'm... 53rd... Not too bad..." Peter mutter reading the comments about his entry. Some Spidey hate comments from PepeTheFrog89 and he didn't want to read out what NoobMaster69 put down.

"Let me see that..." Ivy told him snatching the phone from him, "You are beating out the 2nd Robin that the Joker killed, that pacificist loser Peacemaker, Harley and... I didn't know that the Reaper guy counted for this list..." Ivy told him and then her eyes widened. "You are being beaten by freaking Ambush Bug. Ambush Bug is considered a better superhero than you, how are you not eternally embarassed by your reputation!" Ivy exclaimed and Peter looked down knowing that some superheroes he had worked like the Green Lanterns (even that Guy Gardner one) and the Batman thanks to his joking attitude and aftermath of his fights considered him as more of a joke.

"Not doing this for the fame Ivy; action is its own reward and besides it's my duty to help the people in need so that they don't get killed." Peter told her and Ivy managed to sigh with a small smile to the self-sacrificing idiot. Still she found it attracting, plus being a dork who she was able to have scientific conversations with was a plus.

"You know the dorky determined hero with a bod like this... Kind of attracted, I bet when we see the League tomorrow I can find plenty of interested women among them in you. These muscles under that spandex..." Ivy teased as Peter pretended not to listen to her. They were scheduled to meet at the Justice League Watchtower headquarters, while Peter never really joined the League he had teamed with them before and this was to help see about the Venom Symbiote being safely contained there while Ivy was coming along to give details about active villains who she had worked with before.

"Really? The Parker Luck, wouldn't allow that and I am lucky that I have this with you Ivy." Peter replied and Ivy put her hand to her chin.

"Harley thinks that you are a clueless stud who doesn't know what opportunities that he has." Ivy continued on and Peter glared at her.

"You should know about what I think of your wife's opinion." Peter retorted and Ivy giggled. Still not over what happened on the first wedding anniversary between Ivy and Harley since Ivy and Peter became roommates with benefits about 2 years ago. Harley knocked him out with a sledgehammer, tied him to a chair and presented him to a shocked Ivy as a present.

"Don't think that I will just let this go." Ivy told him joining him in the covers as Peter then put his phone away so they could go to sleep.


The next day Ivy ignored the stares of League members and staff at the Watchtower who would never really trust her thanks to her infamy as a recurring rogue of Batman in Gotham, glaring at some idiots who were snickering at Peter behind his back as he went to talk to Batman and Mr Terrific about the containment measures for Venom. Idiots such as Booster Gold and others who had clearly seen the placement on the list. Ivy didn't know why Booster seemed to think that he had a right to ridicule Peter as he was a real glory hound.

Ivy went to have a walk when he found two of the most beautiful female members of the league Zatanna Zatara and the legendary founding JL member and 3rd Trinity member Diana the Wonder Woman. Even when she was evil Ivy hated how seemingly and sickenly perfect Diana seemed and hated it even more when she saw her herself and how genuine it was: not holding it against the foes she fought unless they were truly evil or destructive monsters. Taking the time to calm a scared civilian and jumping to save someone in need. Plus it extended to all the causes and charity work that she did.

Plus being drop dead gorgeous and sexy; any magazine would be willing to blow their budgets to get a photoshoot of her. She definitely had a figure and form that most bodybuilders would be jealous off and want to be with. Harley was a fangirl and Ivy knew that Diana was one of Peter's favourite heroes since childhood: admired her beauty but also taken in by her message of love and peace. Thanks to a team up Harley had done with her, the both of them got invited to her bachelorette party before she got married to Audrey the queen of Kaznia. Yet still using her swimsuit like leotard with the US flag colours.

Plus there was Zatanna who definitely rocked the hot magician's uniform; both she and Diana were definite F to M when Peter and her ended up playing FMK with JL members.

"Can you believe that stupid list placement? Peter already gets enough ridicule through all that he does and he should be commended about how impressively he acts as the main hero of New York's streets!" Zatanna remarked annoyed to Diana who had the same look on her face. Ivy knew these two did learn of Peter's identity at certain points during their team ups and was quite pleased to see that they had similar views about this nonsense as her.

"Indeed; the burden he has been carrying since he had only been a teenager. The tortured troubled heroic soul who masks it with his humour and determination." Diana responded and Ivy knew how it would mean to Peter to hear some high praise from her.

"Poison Ivy is lucky to get to bunk with him." Zatanna stated in a jealous tone which Diana gave a slight nod. Ivy's eyes widened and then she had an arrogant smirk thinking that she was right. "So Audrey, are you still having to talk her down from sending men to kidnap her wife's crush and bring him to the embassy?" Zatanna asked smirking as Diana sighed with Ivy thinking that this was something.

"Audrey is thinking of offering Spider-Man a knighthood as an excuse to get to meet the Peter Parker I have told her about." Diana replied and Ivy couldn't help but laugh. The news of a sovereign ruler offering Spider-Man a knighthood may actually be what kills Jameson with a heart attack. "Ivy... What a surprise... How much did you hear?" Diana asked Ivy surprised as the laugh revealed Ivy to the both of them.

"Enough to hear that my roommate's two favourite superhero crushes speak so highly of him." Ivy said out loud when she saw Peter walk by capturing his attention. The two heroines were surprised but looked at each other and decided to roll with it.

"We were just talking about how much you are to be admired Peter for being so brave and determined despite the nonsense that you have to deal with." Diana said with Peter speechless and his mouth wide open beneath his mask.

"I don't know what to say..." Peter muttered and Ivy sighed seeing that it was up to her and step in because clearly Peter didn't know how to go forward himself.

"How about that you have admired her since you were a kid and you keep the Wonder Woman figure you have had since you were 14 on your desk." Ivy spoke up with Peter silently asking her what is she doing. "Plus I bet he would love if Zatanna here put on a magic show tying up Diana with her Lasso for an escapology act." Ivy said with Peter hating Ivy putting that image in her head due to how appealing it was.

Zatanna and Diana looked amused at this, "How about we schedule a late meet up at this secret place that we have. Us 3 beautiful women and Peter to get to know each other. Peter could deal as we play that game from Diana's bachelorette party." Ivy suggested as the two heroines were surprised but Zatanna grinned first.

"What do you say Peter; having some fun with us?" Zatanna putting on a puppy dog look and Diana was trying not to look as if she would be down for this as well.

"Okay sure..." Peter said and he was embarassed as Zatanna hugged him saying to see him there as she walked away giggling and Diana left with a smile at Peter. "I am holding you responsible for what goes wrong." Peter warned the smirking Ivy.

"Trust me, I won't let lady luck ruin this get together for you. You should have seen that strip poker game we had at the party." Ivy replied and Peter shook his head before he paused.

"Wait... Game at bachelorette party... IVY, DO YOU WANT TO MAKE MY LIST OF MY WORSE FOES?"

I admit I do like the idea of Diana X Audrey from the Justice League episode Maid of Honor.