A few days later after getting up late in the morning, Peter and Ivy were at their apartment with Ivy going over the pictures taken; there was Peter having bound Diana with her own Lasso of Truth not at all bothered and Peter glad the picture hid the redness on his face as his hands were covering her cleavage, Zatanna was tied up in the Lasso as well with a smile while in her Spider-Man themed underwear as Ivy had filmed her saying that she can't escape from this trap and there was Ivy sitting on a chair like a throne as the others sat by her as if they were her prisoners.
Peter couldn't believe that only did that night happen but they wanted to continue with him as their new lover. He even noticed on the back of the autographed photo of Zatanna there was her cell phone number.
"You know with Zatanna being the only player last night who wasn't married; perhaps she could end up being Mrs Zatanna Parker. Think of a magical wedding with flying doves, Zatanna in her beautiful wedding dress that you will get to rip her out of and I can plan your bachelor party and make Zatanna watch tied up and gagged so she can witness her future husband's party without her able to join in." Ivy told him smirking and while the idea of getting to marry Zatanna was appealing then there was how she ended her idea.
"That would be cruel to Zee; how did you even come up with an evil idea?" Peter asked her as Ivy gave him a bewildered look.
"You do remember that you are asking that to an ex-villain right?" Ivy asked as Peter gave her a cheeky smile but then there was a text on his phone with co-worker from his job at Horizon Labs; asking if he had heard about the news story about Wonder Woman.
Alarmed Peter looked it up curiously and was shocked along with Ivy as they clicked on different articles about the story that came out early that morning: Diana would be taken a leave of absence from field superhero work for the time being as it would be a maternal leave...
She was pregnant.
There were already theories if she had been having an affair with a fellow League members (even some theories that suggesting there were more than just meetings with Gotham billionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne) or if there was some magical way she had a child with Audrey.
No time to dwell on this as the door opened and there was their landlord at the door, "Parker you have someone who insisted on seeing you. Not someone that I could turn down..." the landlord told them and gave one of his glares to Ivy. Her Venus flytrap ALMOST eats the hand off ONE inspector and she never hears the end of it.
They were stunned to be met with the smiling form of Queen Audrey Prince (having been quite proud and honoured to take her wife's surname) along with Kaznian security detail, "Queen Audrey your highness. What is your business and is it related to..." Peter asked vaguely as he watched the landlord leave while Peter gave a bow. Audrey nodded knowing that he didn't want to talk with her guards here about his identity.
"Your secret remains secret with me and I am pleased to finally meet you as Diana has told me a lot about you and I have heard about you from other sources." Audrey greeted him as she stepped in. "I believe that our meeting can't possibly be postponed any longer due to the circumstances. I must ask to take you to the Themysciran Embassy as soon as you can go." Audrey told him as Peter stated with a bad feeling about it.
"Any reason..." Peter asked hesitatingly as Audrey shook his head.
"To talk to Diana and I really want to get to know to know the father of my wife's child." Audrey told Peter as all colour left his face.
"Plus Diana's mother has been informed and is tending to Diana in her room." Audrey informed him as Peter knew from what he read about Diana's mother was Queen Hippoltya of the Amazons and Themyscira. Ivy then smirked as she then patted Peter on the back.
"...So instead of thanking me for being the best roommate with benefits and indeed wingwoman/lover ever... Peter is kind of peeved with me at the moment so probably best that we have our distance until he calms down and comes to term with his future fatherhood." Ivy finished explaining to her wife Harley at the place that she was staying with as Ivy finished putting in her bags.
"What a story Red while I wish that you gave more of the juicy details but still; you would think that he would be more grateful. Sleeping with you, Wondy and Zatanna and getting to father Wondy's baby. I can see why he has bad luck with women." Harley told Ivy as Ivy petted Harley's pet hyenas Bud and Lou on the heads. "But seriously Red... When is he getting you pregnant?" Harley asked Ivy smirking as Ivy was amused. To not only ask that question to your wife about the roommate she was sleeping in but sounded excited about the idea.
I admit that I fully intended to end this story on the ending of that scene but the idea of the whole story being told to Harley to explain what happened was too funny to not use.
