"A SHORT TIME AGO IN A GALAXY WITHIN CLOSE PROXIMITY…."

(*orchestra starts playing*)

"IT IS A PERIOD OF CIVIL WAR. THERE ARE TWO GROUPS FIGHTING FOR THE FATE OF THE GALAXY, THEY ARE THE FREEDOM FRIES AND THE BAD BOYZ…with a z at the end. THE FREEDOM FRIES HAVE JUST STOLEN THE PLANS FOR A DEATH STARSHIP THE BAD BOYZ…LED BY THE VILLAINOUS, GREEN-SKINNED….Barf Tater."

(Scene cuts to a large spaceship where hundreds of people are seen laughing at a man that looks like Snidely, in a black, mechanical suit.)

"Oh HAR-DEE HAR-HAR!" Barf Tater exclaimed, and immediately began levitating people and choking them.

"MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER ROOM, PRINCESS NELLEIA FENWICKA IS DELIVERING A HOLO-MESSAGE ON ONE OF HER DROIDS, R2-Boy2 (who looked suspiciously like Sherman) TO ANYONE WILLING TO SAVE HER FROM BARF'S CLUTCHES."

"And done." Nelleia spoke, shutting off the little bespectacled droid's monitor. "Well C3-Peab-0, I'd say that's that."

"I thought you'd NEVER get done recording that message!" A golden dog-like droid exclaimed. "You'd better hide, we are most certainly doomed!"

"Actually, he's looking for you more than anything, but I have an idea!" Nelleia exclaimed, opening up an escape pod onboard the ship.

"Oh dear..." C3-Peab-0 exclaimed as he and R2-Boy2 were shoved into the pod.

"GOOD LUCK!" Nelleia exclaimed as she fired the escape pod into the dark reaches of space.

"THIS IS CERTAINLY STARTING OFF ON AN INTERESTING NOTE! MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "The Farce is Strong", OR "Adobe-Wan Kenobi!"