Back at the gym; Willow was using a pull up weight machine to do some pull ups as judges were judging her.
Crash was currently eating a bunch of protein bars.
He burped.
"Whoo, those protein bars really come back to you." said Crash.
"We should be more weary about why there were Demonites in the area." said Sasha.
"The Devil wants more souls." said Crash.
Sasha nodded and looked at Willow
"Someone here must be working for the Devil." said Sasha.
"I say it's the judge!" said Crash, "I've seen him insult the women and thinking they aren't strong!"
Everyone else groaned in annoyance.
"That's to obvious, and an overused cliché." said Marcy.
"My guess is it's the girl from East Germany." said Willow.
Everyone became confused.
"That girl?" said Sasha.
"She looks very manly." said Willow.
"All women of East German look manly." said Anne.
"Were the East German's actually guys with half the population getting sex change operations?" said Crash.
A record scratching sound was heard as everyone became shocked.
Everyone looked at the bandicoot.
"And people say I'm a toxic person." said Sasha.
"Yeah, you can be at times!" said Willow.
"The results are tallied, Willow moves onto the finals as well as the East German chick." said a judge.
The disguised monster grinned.
"Perfect." said Demonator.
Crash then noticed something.
"Hey, one of the disqualified girls looks a little sickly." said Crash.
Everyone looked at what Crash saw and saw a bodybuilder woman groaning before falling to the ground as her soul escaped.
But then Sasha grabbed the soul and tried to push it back in the body.
"GET BACK IN THAT BODY!" yelled Sasha.
But the soul wound up disappearing into a medicine ball.
The others noticed it.
"That's what happened to Sonic." said Crash.
"So that's what the Devil's doing. He's taking the souls of losers in this competition." said Marcy.
Willow nodded and smirked.
"I got a idea!" She said and walked to her opponent, "You're pretty good!"
Her opponent looked at the plant track student.
"Really?" said Demonator.
"But I should let you know that I once beat Superman in an arm wrestling match once." said Willow.
Demonator chuckled.
"Yeah, so?" said Demonator.
Willow smirked evily.
"Without any kryptonite." said Willow.
Demonator became shocked.
"Wow, I forgot about that incident." said Anne.
Flashback
At an arm wrestling competition; Superman and Willow were in the finals and about to arm wrestle each other.
"READY, GO!" yelled a voice.
The two started trying to push each others arms onto mats on each side of the table.
Superman was trying his best and Willow yawned.
The witch then pushed Superman's arm on his pad as a buzzing sound was heard.
"WINNER, WILLOW PARK!" yelled a voice.
End Flashback
"How'd Willow win against a very powerful Kryptonian again?" said Crash.
"Kryptonians aren't only weak to kryptonite, but to magic as well." said Marcy.
Crash is shocked and confused.
"Seriously?" said Crash.
Everyone nodded.
Crash is shocked.
"I bet even the co Author didn't know that, I always thought the red sun and Kryptonite only weak him!" He said.
Meanwhile in the Bounty Cave; Meek was multi tasking by doing some research on the medicine ball Sonic's soul is trapped in and working on a bison zord, a bee zord, and a kangaroo zord.
"Nice multi tasking skills." said Sonic.
Meek nodded.
"Thanks." said Meek.
"Bet whoever will get them will be awesome!" said Sonic.
"Oh yeah." said Meek.
He swiveled to a computer and typed stuff down before getting a good look at the medicine ball on the screen and saw some stuff.
"Okay, according to this, the only way to undo the curse is if someone beats whatever monster trapped your soul in the medicine ball in a judged weight lifting contest." said Meek.
Sonic became shocked.
"That's it, I'd rather take on a group of reject Batman villains." said Sonic.
Cutaway Gag
In Gotham City; Batman was face to face with Polka Dot Man.
"I've got you cornered Polka Dot Man, and this time, I'm bringing you down." said Batman.
"Not so fast Batman, I've gathered a group of reject villains to defeat you. Behold, Calendar Man." Polka Dot Man said before pointing to Calendar Man.
"It's national kick Batman's ass day. Also chocolate almond day." said Calendar Man.
"The Eraser." Polka Dot Man said before pointing to The Eraser.
"It's so hard to breath in here." said The Eraser.
"Kite Man." Polka Dot Man said pointing to Kite Man.
"I'm a kite." said Kite Man.
"Danny Devito's Penguin from Batman Returns." Polka Dot Man said while pointing to the Burtonverse version of Penguin.
A record scratch was heard.
Burtonverse Penguin became mad.
"WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE!? I'M ONE OF THE COOL ONES!" yelled Burtonverse Penguin.
"Dude, you're four feet tall and wheeze everywhere you go. You look like a grown up humonculous." said Polka Dot Man.
"FUCK YOU!" yelled Burtonverse Penguin.
"Condiment King." Polka Dot Man said before pointing to Condiment King.
"Nice to ketchup Batman." said Condiment King.
He thought of something.
"Wait, wait, I can do better." Condiment King said before clearing his throat, "I will relish in your defeat Batman."
Everyone stared at Condiment King.
"You done?" said Polka Dot Man.
"Yeah, I'm good." said Condiment King.
"Jim Carrey Riddler from Batman Forever." Polka Dot Man said before pointing to the Schumerverse Riddler.
"Why am I here, I'm just as cool as the Burtonverse Penguin." said Schumerverse Riddler.
"Yeah." said Burtonverse Penguin.
"Come on, everyone prefers Jim Carrey in those two Sonic the Hedgehog films. Batman Forever was basically just a two hour long toy commercial." said Polka Dot Man.
Schumerverse Riddler stuck up a middle finger.
"And finally, the Bad Samaritan." Polka Dot Man said before pointing to some guy in a business suit.
Another record scratching sound was heard.
"Okay, that last one was a joke, right? I don't even remember someone called Bad Samaritan." said Batman, "I remember Condiment King and Crazy Quilt, why wasn't he here?"
"Budget cuts." said Polka Dot Man.
"And what's the Bad Samaritan's gimmick?" said Batman.
"I'm like the good Samaritan, but I'm evil." said Bad Samaritan.
Batman just stared at the villains.
"So, are we doing this or?" said Batman.
Polka Dot Man sighed.
"No, the moment's been ruined by Bad Samaritan, just take us to jail already." said Polka Dot Man.
End Cutaway Gag
Everyone is shocked.
"Awkward!" said Sonic.
"Yeah, who the hell is the Bad Samaritan?" said Meek.
"The Bad Samaritan is a Russian spy villain from Batman and-"Tom said before being interrupted by Meek.
"Not now you AI." said Meek.
He finished working on the kangaroo zord.
"There we go." said Meek.
He walked away.
"The Zords are complete." said Meek.
Sonic is impressed.
"Perf." said Sonic.
Meek then did some work on a device similar to the primary three Beast Morpher Rangers Morphers.
"This'll be used to control the zords." said Meek.
Sonic hopped over to his body.
"This is as crazy as that time I helped revives that F-Zero racer Captain Falcon!" He said.
Flashback
At an F-Zero track; Kauzyu dressed as Captain Falcon appeared next to Captain Falcon's vehicle with a crew consisting of Shulk, Donkey Kong, and Sonic.
"Okay, let's get this over with." said Shulk.
Donkey Kong dumped the body of the real Captain Falcon in the vehicle.
"Now you just need to get about ten thousand points to revive Captain Falcon." said Donkey Kong.
Shulk placed Corrin's sword and his own Monodo in speed form as Sonic who had bunny ears on and was shaking nervously while saying 'gotta go fast' got into the vehicle.
"Should be ready, we've got Corrin's sword, the Monodo in speed form, and Sonic wearing bunny ears." said Shulk.
"And we gave him 24 cups of espresso." said Donkey Kong.
Kauzyu became shocked.
"What?" said Kauzyu.
"GO!" yelled a voice.
All the vehicles drove off.
Later; Captain Falcon's vehicle crossed the finish line first with a huge amount of points and the real Captain Falcon emerged from it.
"Yes." said Captain Falcon.
The vehicle stopped and Sonic exited the vehicle panting from exhaustion.
"Never...again." Sonic said before passing out.
End Flashback
Meek was shocked.
"Yikes that must have been very stressful for you." said Meek.
"You have no idea, now as compared as when my Smash Brothers Friends tries to revive me!" He said.
Flashback
Sonic's body was currently lifeless as Incineroar, Peach, the Duck Hunt Duo, Pac Man, and Mega Man were with him.
"Okay, how do we revive Sonic?" said Peach.
"Easy." Pac Man said before holding up a Sonic the Hedgehog 1up capsule, "We just bash one of these things on his head."
Everyone looked at Pac Man.
"How about something less painful?" said Peach.
"You could kiss him like in that god awful Sonic the Hedgehog game from 2006. He got a kiss from a princess in that game." said Mega Man.
Peach winched.
"Pass. What else?" said Peach.
Mega Man looked at a smartphone.
"We're going to need about 100 rings." said Mega Man.
A voice on a phone was heard.
"Wait, did I hear that right, we need a hundred rings to revive Sonic?" said Dedede's voice.
Peach looked at her phone.
"Yes we do King Dedede, why do you ask?" said Peach.
King Dedede who was holding a phone and was with Link, Mario, Kirby, and Yoshi were currently standing in a goldsmith shop watching as a goldsmith was forging different kinds of objects.
The king smiled.
"We're lucky." said Dedede.
Later; Dedede's group appeared where Peach's group was at with buckets full of rings before dumping them on Sonic.
Sonic woke up in shock.
"GOTTA GO FAST!" yelled Sonic.
He started running all over the place very quickly before stopping.
"Where am I, what year is this, is the Rock president?" said Sonic.
"Only in a TV show." said Mario.
Sonic punched Mario.
End Flashback
"You must have some issues." said Meek.
"No I just don't like Mario!" said Sonic.
"What about all those Mario and Sonic Olympic Games video games? Especially since you're a Smash Brother with him." said Meek.
"Rivalries always die hard." said Sonic.
Everyone nodded at that.
