So I've been thinkin-"
"You are not getting a rhinoceros."
"Aw, why not?"
"Because you getting one actually means that I'm getting one, and I'm not getting a rhinoceros. Where would you even-"
She was interrupted by a large crash coming from the other side of the 'house'.
"... Are ya sure you don't want one?"
"Harleen Qunizel, what was that noise?"
"How would I know?! I'm in here! The noise is out there! Who's to say, maybe the neighbors finally started on that deck they been wantin?"
"Harley! I swear to god if there is a rhinoceros in my garage, I will end you!"
"Maybe you shouldn't go out there? I'm sure in maybe three to four hours there definitely won't be a large mammal of African origin in your garage." She smiled sheepishly.
"There better not be."
"Where are you going?"
"To take a bath!"

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