"You know, you, me, and Selina were a great trio."
"What made you think of that?" Ivy looked up from her book.
"I got an Instagram."
"Oh?"
"Hood followed me, so obviously I followed back. We're mutuals Ivy. Him an the fast boys are out causing chaos. We used to do that."
"You make it sound like we're old. And what do you mean fast boys plural?"
"Ya know, KF and Speedy."
"You know Speedy doesn't actually have speed related powers? He's Arrow's prodigy. I think he goes by Arsenal now."
"But then why Speedy? It doesn't make any sense if he's not fast!"
"I don't know. I guess you'd have to ask him yourself… Harley? Shit... Ah, whatever."
"Boo!"
"Harley Quinn?" Arsenal hesitantly lowered the arrow he had been about to release into her skull.
"That's right! Auntie Harley's here to give ya some pointers!"
"Right on!" Kid Flash appeared before them.
"Isn't she one of your dad's nemeses?" Arsenal turned to Red Hood.
"Hell yeah, she is!"
"Well alright then."
"So did you find out?"
"Find out what?"
"Why he went by Speedy?"
"Shoot! I knew I forgot something."
Ivy let out a heavy sigh. "I don't know why I'm even surprised. I'm taking a nap."
"Ooo! Me too!"
"Fine. Get over here, you crazy kid."
News Paper Headline(s)
Harley, Fast Boys, and Hood Sighted At McDonald's
Harley Quinn, Red Hood, Arsenal, and Kid Flash Spotted Harassing Ducks, Scolded by Batman
Arsenal, Hood, KF, and Quinn Vandalize Wayne Tower
