"Where're ya ofta?"
"Some company is dumping toxic waste into the harbor so I'm going to kindly request that they stop."
"I think Brenda would like to ask them too."
"Why do you go through the trouble of naming your bats? You know you just get attached to them and then when they inevitably break you make me hold a funeral for them."
"Brenda is special to me!"
"So were Stacy, Carmen, and Felicity."
"Yes!"
"Ok, fine, you can bring Brenda."
"Hmm? Oh, I don't want to go. Last time we went my hair got totally fried! Do you know how long I had to spend at the salon?! I do my hair myself, Ivy!"
"Woah, geez. But what was all that about Brenda?"
"She wants to go with you."
"... She's a bat, Harls."
"Bats are people too!"
"I thought you said Bats was a furry."
"Not him! But furries are also people who deserve respect and pay well for art commissions."
"I don't know why I talk to you. Give me Brenda."
"Yay!"
"You're back! … Where's Brenda?"
"Oh, uh… She didn't make it."
"Not Brenda! She had so much ta live for!" Harley wailed and threw herself onto the couch.
"... We'll hold a ceremony."
Newspaper Headline(s):
Harley, Ivy, and an Unmarked Grave?
Harley Quinn Bawling for 'Brenda' at Local Cemetary
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy Spotted at Ice Cream Parlor
