"Nightwing, please! Ya gotta listen to me!"

He sighed. "What is it, Harley?"

"If I don't get McDonald's I'm gonna die!"

"You know I can't do that."

"I won't tell nobody, promise! Cross my heart and hope ta die! Not even Ivy! It's just.. I been craving chicken nuggets all week and they won't get me any! Do you know what it's like to have a uterus?"

"Ok, fine. But just this once."

"Remember the first time we did this and I said it would only happen once?"

"Yeah. That sure didn't last."

"No, no it didn't." Nightwing took a bite of his burger and watched the street from their booth.

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Nightwing and Harley's Monthly McDonald's Run