"Nightwing, please! Ya gotta listen to me!"
He sighed. "What is it, Harley?"
"If I don't get McDonald's I'm gonna die!"
"You know I can't do that."
"I won't tell nobody, promise! Cross my heart and hope ta die! Not even Ivy! It's just.. I been craving chicken nuggets all week and they won't get me any! Do you know what it's like to have a uterus?"
"Ok, fine. But just this once."
"Remember the first time we did this and I said it would only happen once?"
"Yeah. That sure didn't last."
"No, no it didn't." Nightwing took a bite of his burger and watched the street from their booth.
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Nightwing and Harley's Monthly McDonald's Run
