This is an Assassination Classroom one-shot, and for the first time, I finally get to do something for the series after 5 years since Assassin's Journey! Also based off Autistic-Grizzly's stories.


It was a beautiful day for Class 3-E to enjoy some summer fun. Aside from more plans to killing Koro-sensei of course.

Outside in the forest, a group of students were setting up a clever trap near the local pool comprised of Nagisa Shiota, Kaede Kayano, Karma Akabane, Tomohito Sugino, Yuma Isogai, Hiroto Maehara, Manami Okuda, Yukiko Kanzaki, Meg Kataoka, Hinata Okano, Ryunosuke Chiba, Rinka Hayami, and Yuzuki Fuwa.

"Are you guys sure this is gonna work?" Kataoka asked, setting up the trap that is comprised of porn, one of Koro-sensei's many weaknesses.

"Porn always works like a charm." Fuwa answered.

"Who else would love it? Besides Okajima?" Maehara asked, helping Isogai with their guns.

"Maybe you?" Okano teased.

Maehara sulked.

Karma chuckled. "This summer is gonna be good to catch the Octopus off-guard."

"That's Karma for you. But then again, Koro-sensei is impossible to catch no matter what weaknesses we exploit." Nagisa thought.

"But in the grand scheme of things, this is still gonna be fun." Nagisa thought, smiling.

"Chiba-san and Hayami-san should be in position for their sniper job." Kanzaki said.

"And I just got a text from Koki he's on his way here after Okajima tipped him off." Fuwa explained.

"Then we better get into position." Sugino said.

"Everyone knows their positions?" Isogai asked.

The group nodded in agreement.

"Then let's kick this off." Isogai said.

"And make the best of it." Kataoka said.

XXX

A few minutes later, Koro-sensei appeared to find the area empty beside a pile of porn laid in front of him.

Koro-sensei's face immediately became pink as he started to read the first one he sees.

Inside separate bushes in different directions surrounding the octopus teacher, they were getting ready assassinate their teacher.

"He's in position." Kayano said.

"Chiba. Hayami. Take the shots." Maehara said.

"Roger." Chiba and Hayami said in unison.

Chiba was the first to fire a shot from his Anti-Sensei sniper rifle at Koro-sensei, who easily dodged.

"Give you props for that shot, Chiba-kun. But I already saw that coming." Koro-sensei commented.

"But I was just the decoy." Chiba said.

Hanging above Chiba on a tree, upside down with great dexterity, Hayami fired from her Anti-Sensei handgun that was at the very trap they prepared: a small button that is activated upon impact that got the octopus trapped in extremely strong Anti-Sensei netting.

"Anti-Me Netting?!" Koro-sensei exclaimed.

"Get him!" Kayano hollered.

Everyone (except Chiba and Hayami) immediately ran out of the bushes and let out bullets on Koro-sensei.

Luckily, Koro-sensei managed to use a knife to cut through the netting easily and quickly escaped the gunfire.

"Almost, but not close-" Koro-sensei said, only to dodge another trap that he accidentally stepped on.

The trap was a pitfall full of Anti-Sensei BBs, and stood on top of a tree. Koro-sensei let out an air of relief.

"Seems my students are getting craftier every day." Koro-sensei commented.

"Might wanna keep your head in the game, sensei." Karma said, hanging from another tree with handgun in left hand.

Karma fired some shots which Koro-sensei easily dodged. But Nagisa came from behind with his own Anti-Sensei katana. He hid his presence extremely well and managed to slice off a tentacle from Koro-sensei, but didn't account that he was falling from the tree. Koro-sensei managed to catch him in time as the others rejoined to continue their barrage.

But Koro-sensei still dodged before throwing Nagisa to Sugino, who managed to catch him in time.

"Almost had him, man." Sugino commented.

Nagisa smirked as they joined back in the fray to continue their assassination.

XXX

After the assassination (which almost succeeded) had ended five minutes later, Koro-sensei and the student group were sitting down, worn out with each of the girls leaning on their male counterparts either shoulder-to-shoulder, head-on-lap, or laying side by side (Kayano on Nagisa, Okuda on Karma, Kanzaki on Sugino, Kataoka on Isogai, Okano on Maehara, and Hayami on Chiba). Fuwa, laid behind Nagisa back-to-back, who was stroking Kayano's hair as her head was on his lap.

"Gotta say students - you all did a splendid job in cornering me this time." Koro-sensei commented.

"Yeah. But you still beat us." Kanzaki said.

"Man. You're one slippery eel." Maehara said.

"It's octopus. And we can be slippery too." Koro-sensei said.

"Yeah. But Nagisa-kun managed to land a hit on you." Okuda commented.

"I swear, he's the luckiest guy ever." Chiba said.

"Runs in the Shiota family." Hayami commented.

"Can't deny that." Karma said.

"That's what makes him so amazing." Kayano commented.

Nagisa smiled and gave a kiss on Kayano's forehead, making her blush hard.

"Well, now - we should meet up with the rest of your class and all go out for some ice cream!" Koro-sensei hollered, already back on his feet with energy to spare.

"You are so quick on your feet…" Nagisa, Kayano, Karma, Okuda, Sugino, Kanzaki, Isogai, Kataoka, Maehara, Okano, Chiba and Hayami thought in unison.

"Catch you viewers next time." Fuwa said.

(A/N: Fuwa's specialty… Breaking the 4th Wall!)

"Who are you talking to again?" Nagisa asked, having a sweat drop on his forehead.


A nice Assassination Classroom one-shot story that is just for fun! Taking my mind off doing any revisions to my old World Chronicles (now the Battle Chronicles) series until the start of the main stories in 2023. Just gonna spend the rest of the year planning and doing some small one-shot stories of my favorite series to give my mind a major break. Also, I've been wanting to do something like this for a long time since starting FanFiction.