Peter Murray was at sea going on an adventure which was going around in circles in the middle of the ocean in his little boat. This is the exciting life of a sailor.
"I love being a seaman," Pete put his legs up on the table in his cozy little cabin as he looked out at the horizon.
Suddenly his boat shook! And it kept shaking! Furniture slid around everywhere and Pete fell on his ass! Somewhere in the distance, he could hear Harold Hardy laughing at the amusing sight of him falling over!
"Blimey, where'd this storm come from?" cursed Pete. He struggled to balance himself and ran outside, where the waves were still crashing against his boat. Then, after a minute, it stopped and the seas finally calmed.
Pete breathed a sigh of relief. It was unusual to have a storm like that at this time of year.
"I'm getting mighty seasick," said Pete, and then he vomited. It was the first time he felt this way in twenty years. Pete decided to go back to land to rest. So he turned his boat around and headed for London. One hour later, he still had not reached land. This was strange. He was not that far away from the mainland. He pulled out his smartphone (which John Phoenix got him for his birthday) and checked his location on Google Maps.
"This blasted thing is broken!" said Pete. And it was! Because the blasted app told him he was currently at the heart of London! But he was not! He was still at sea! Doesn't make sense! Mods?
That's when Pete realized the storm must've broken his phone! He threw the phone away. He was miffed. And because he was miffed, he put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a cigarette and smoked it.
"Stupid storm," muttered Pete.
"Well that's quite uncalled for."
"BWAH?"
Pete choked on his cigarette and the moment he stopped, he peered out into the darkness and saw a blond man with glasses swimming in the sea with a rubber floaty ring thing around his waist.
"Ahoy there, Seaman Pete!" said Storm Sente.
Pete stopped the boat and let Storm onto his boat.
"What're ya doin' in the deep six, Stormy," said Pete.
"I was on vacation to the beach with my friends and I went for a swim in the sea but when I turned around the beach was gone!"
"Wait how's that possible?"
"I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE!" Pete and Storm looked up because they heard the voice of John Phoenix booming from the heavens above! And that's because John Phoenix was listening in on their conversation with his psychic powers!
John Phoenix teleported onto the boat!
"The reason Pete and Storm got lost at sea is because they didn't get lost! When Storm got in the sea for a swim, an incredible force pulled England out of the sea and into the sky!"
John Phoenix pointed upward, and Pete and Storm looked up.
"Jumpin' seagulls you're right!" said Pete. "That's why it's darker than a trench over here!"
"Yes," said John Phoenix. "This is also the cause of those waves that attacked Pete's boat, because when that massive landmass was removed from the sea, the water had to take its place!"
"I see you are an expert on physics, John Phoenix. Very good," said Storm. "But who could be responsible for this?"
"Do you even have to ask?"
John Phoenix took his friends by the arms, crouched really low and then he blasted into the sky like a rocket!
"Woah there John Phoenix I'm not a pilot!" said Pete who was scared of heights.
"Stop being a baby."
John Phoenix neared the underside of England, and when he reached it, he shot through the ground and flew out the grass like a mole! He and his friends continued up into the sky and there was a helicopter that was flying away with strings attached to the nation below.
"Ha ha ha we stole England," said Dylan Fitchar.
"It's a shitty country anyway," said Ooishi.
"Sure hope John Phoenix doesn't find out," said Regeria Hope.
"Too late, vermin!" shouted John Phoenix who was approaching from below!
"Shit it's John Phoenix, run!"
Dylan tried to speed up the helicopter but England was slowing it down so they had no choice but to drop it and make their escape!
England fell and everyone was gonna die but John Phoenix sped down to sea level faster than it and caught it!
"Good God!" said Storm. "It seems we owe you once again, John Phoenix."
John Phoenix winked.
The End!
