Disclaimer: How I represent characters is not necessarily how I view characters. I'm just making fun if everyone. In addition to that, Acornskip's views are not my own nor is she made to make fun of any warrior cat fan with the exception of middle school me.
Episode 1: Pilot
"Hi, I'm Acornskip and this is Besties' Battle! The show where ten pairs of BFFs face off to see who the true best of friends are!" the host introduced herself. "Also the winning duo wins $100,000, but that isn't why we're here! Especially since cats don't use money... Anyway, let's meet our contestants!"
"He's Firestar," a gray cat started.
"And he's Graystripe," Firestar finished.
"And we're best friends!" they finished in unison.
"What's your goals with coming on this show?" Acornskip asked.
"To show what good friends we are!" Firestar answered. "And also show that ThunderClan is the best at everything!"
"Sure, ThunderClan is the best," Acornskip said doubtfully. "How ThunderClan of you... Anyway, let's meet the next pair!"
"I'm Tigerstar and this idiot is Darkstripe," Tigerstar said.
"Okay, and why are you here?" Acornskip asked.
"To beat Firestar. Obviously," Tigerstar said.
"Okay... On to our next duo!" Acornskip said.
"I'm Lionblaze," Lionblaze said. "And this annoying mouse-brain is—"
"The fabulous Berrynose!" Berrynose finished.
"And why are you two on here?" Acornskip asked, sincerely wondering why.
"We wanted to be on TV," Berrynose answered.
"No one else would come on with me," Lionblaze sighed.
"Okay, I really don't think you'll win, but good luck!" Acornskip told them. "On to the next two!"
"I'm Bramblestar and this is my half-brother Hawkfrost," Bramblestar introduced himself. "We're not only BFFs, but also related!"
"Okay, good for you!" Acornskip said. "I certainly would not go on this show with either of my littermates. So, what bring you to the show?"
"To share our sibling love and friendship," Hawkfrost answered.
"Oh wow, that's boring and pure," Acornskip said and yawned. "Anyway, maybe the next two will be more interesting."
"I'm Squirrelflight and this is Jayfeather," Squirrelflight said.
"Why am I here again?" Jayfeather asked.
"And why are you here?" Acornskip asked.
"Because Hawkfrost is evil! He's up to no good! Bramblestar is blind to his ways!" Squirrelflight told Acornskip. "I will stop whatever he's up to!"
"She forced me into this," Jayfeather said. "I don't want to be here."
"Good for you!" Acornskip said quickly. "Next!"
"I'm Scourge and this is Bone," a tiny tom said. "We're here to show how lame these Clan nerds are. And to win. We will do anything to win." His claws slid out.
"Okay!" Acornskip said, regretting starting this show. "Who's next?"
"I'm Mothwing," a cat introduced herself.
"I'm Leafpool," her partner said. "We're honestly here to enjoy some time away from our Clans."
"Lovely, some competitors who are both sane and not disgustingly cute," Acornskip said. "Let's hope our next pair are the same."
"Hey, I'm Sandstorm. The dude is Dustpelt. We're here to beat these nerds including my cat husband," she said.
"A noble cause indeed!" Acornskip said. "Let's see our next duo of BFFs."
"I'm Tallstar, leader of WindClan," a tom said.
"And I'm Jake," the other tom said.
"Dad?" Firestar and Scourge asked in unison.
"Anyways, what are you two doing on this show?" Acornskip asked.
"Showing what an awesome pair we are," Tallstar said. The pair were looking at each other in a way that would suggest more than friendship.
"Are you two dating?" Acornskip asked.
"No, we used to, but we still maintained friendship," Jake answered awkwardly.
"Okay, I made things awkward!" Acornskip exclaimed. "Now to our next and final contestants!"
"I'm Hollyleaf and this is Ivypool," a she-cat said.
"We're two rad chics here to show up the competition," Ivypool said.
"Very rad indeed. Also hot in Ivypool's case... And that's our competitors! Let's start the game with our first round!" Acornskip said. "For this round I'll be asking questions about you to your partner. Let's start with the first question. Graystripe, what's Firestar's favorite place?"
"Wherever his Clan is," Graystripe answered.
Firestar held up a poster displaying his answer. "Correct!" Firestar exclaimed.
"Ten points to Team 1!" Acornskip said. "Now Darkstripe, what is Tigerstar's dream?"
"To take over the Clans!" Darkstripe answered.
"No idiot!" Tigerstar exclaimed, holding up his answer. "It's to kill Firestar!"
"Wait, what?" Firestar asked.
"Okay, next question," Acornskip said quickly. "Lionblaze, who is Berrynose's idol?"
"Himself," Lionblaze muttered.
Berrynose held up his answer. "Correct! Ten points to Team 3!" Acornskip told them. "Hawkfrost, what is Bramblestar's worst memory?"
"When Tigerstar, his dear father, died," Hawkfrost answered.
"No," Bramblestar said, seeming very confused. "It was when I learned my kits weren't actually mine."
"Why would you even think that?" Acornskip asked. "Anyway, Squirrelflight, what's Jayfeather's favorite color?"
"He's blind," Squirrelflight answered. "He doesn't have one. Also, Jayfeather doesn't like anything so my my answer is definitely he doesn't have one."
"I don't hate everything, but yes. You are correct," Jayfeather told her.
"10 points for Team 5!" Acornskip announced. "So Scourge, what's Bone's favorite smell?"
"His enemy's blood. But I mean, who doesn't like that smell?" Scourge asked. Acornskip took a step away.
Bone held up the answer and nodded. "10 points to Team 6," Acornskip said. "Um... Mothwing, what's Leafpool's biggest regret?"
"Illegally having children," Mothwing answered.
"No, I don't regret Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf's birth. My answer was lying to everyone about it," Leafpool answered.
"Sandstorm, what is Dustpelt's best skill?" Acornskip asked.
"Building and repairing dens," Sandstorm answered.
"Correct! 10 points to Team 8!" Acornskip exclaimed. "Jake, what was the worst yet stupidest thing Tallstar ever did?"
"I mean, attempting to murder someone for revenge when the thing you're getting revenge over was not their fault is pretty high up there, but the answer is definitely naming Onestar as deputy," Jake answered.
"Yeah, definitely," Tallstar agreed. "To be fair, Onewhisker was great until he became leader."
"I hope Onestar is watching this," Acornskip said. "10 points to Team 9. So Ivypool, what is the most spontaneous thing Hollyleaf has ever done?"
"Kill Ashfur," Ivypool answered.
"Truth," Hollyleaf said.
"10 points to Team 10! Since we don't have much time, all teams with 10 points automatically are through to the next round! Everyone with less must continue until we have one team to eliminate," Acornskip said. "So Tigerstar, what is Darkstripe's biggest obsession?"
"Me," Tigerstar answered.
Darkstripe held up his answer which was a poorly drawn picture of Tigerstar and himself together. "You know me so well!" Darkstripe exclaimed.
"Okay... ten points to Team 2," Acornskip said. "Bramblestar, if Hawkfrost could be any cat, who would he be?"
"Is it Tigerstar?" Bramblestar guessed.
"That's correct!" Hawkfrost said.
"10 points for Team 4!" I exclaimed.
"I'm watching you, Hawkfrost," Squirrelflight whispered. "And you too Bramblebutt."
"Okay, so Leafpool, what is the thing that makes Mothwing the most different from everyone else?" Acornskip asked.
"She doesn't believe in StarClan," Leafpool answered.
"No, it's I don't follow StarClan blindly and give into their fox-dung," Mothwing answered.
"Well, it looks like Leafpool and Mothwing lost. You know what that means," Acornskip said.
"Yeah, we go home," Mothwing stated.
"They must spend an entire week as Jayfeather's assistants," Acornskip said.
"Wait, what?" Mothwing asked.
"We did not agree to this," Leafpool said.
"None of us agreed to this," Bramblestar said.
"I did not agree to this," Jayfeather said.
"Stay tuned for next week when we play Truth or Dare and see how friendships hold," Acornskip said, looking straight at the camera. "Will these BFFs actually hold to the forever part? Will Tallstar and Jake's relationship snap due to old feelings? Will someone be murdered by one of the known evil cats on this show? Will Jayfeather get fed up and walk out of the studio? Will I get Ivypool's number?! We'll see..."
"Wait, what?" Ivypool asked.
"Yeah, can I have your number?" Acornskip asked.
"I have a mate," Ivypool said.
"Well, see you all next week," Acornskip sighed.
