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The Tohsaka mage Rin woke up suddenly as she heard her alarm clock ring. She got out of bed groggily and got ready to go to her college wearing her stylish red trench coat. The first person Rin met in college was Mitsuzuri Ayako. Ayako always had a wry grin on her face when she spoke to Rin as she was leading in the competition. The competition they had with each other was to see who would sleep with the most number of guys before the end of college. Ayako was in the lead so far, simply because Rin did not like to sleep with non-mage guys. As Rin was thinking about mage guys she felt a tap on her shoulder from behind.
"Too - saa - kaa", a teasing male voice said from behind her. She turned around and saw it was Shinji.
Rin sighed. "What do you want now Matou Shinji-kun? I am on my way to a class."
"I'm sure you must be free today evening mustn't you?" Shinji said as he reached out for her hair with a grin.
Rin batted his hand away swiftly and said "I'm afraid we have done enough of it Shinji! I won't be coming to your place from now on. Make do with someone else! That shouldn't be tough for you at all."
"Tohsaka!" Shinji raised his voice angrily. "What got into you all of a sudden?! You can't leave me!"
Rin ignored Shinji and went into the building. It's true she had initially enjoyed sleeping with Shinji since he had a lot of experience but he increasingly became a pest and got too clingy and addicted to her. So she decided that enough was enough. Inside the building she met Issei on the way, a guy she didn't particularly get along with since they were both competing to be college president. However she was curious about the guy named Emiya Shirou who often was seen along with Issei. Shirou did not seem like he was too interested in clubs even though he seemed like a really hard worker and was often fixing heaters and other things in the college. She remembered that one day she had seen him doing a high jump which really tuned her on even though he was not a mage. However she had quickly realized that Sakura had been watching it too and knew that Sakura had been spending time at the Emiya household. Rin assumed that Sakura must be sleeping with Shirou and so she did not want to incur her wrath as she knew how Sakura could get when she became angry. Still, she could not help but steal glances at Shirou every now and then in college.
He seems like he would be muscular under than shirt, Rin thought to herself.
After college was over Rin returned home and sighed as she found out that the boring priest had left her a message.
"When the hell are you gonna summon your heroic spirit Rin!" Kirei's voice sounded more louder than usual. "If not for me at least do it for the sake of the Tohsaka lineage! The grail war is about to begin soon!"
Rin sighed again and went to her study room to begin the summoning. Being a mage was rather fun but she really hated the fact that she had no choice but to participate in the boring grail war rather than to spend it on her favorite pastimes like earning more money and sleeping with handsome guys.
I can't see a single good thing about participating in this war but I hope I can summon a good heroic spirit at least, Rin thought to herself.
Rin started summoning her heroic spirit and then heard a loud crash in the basement. She raced down and found a tall and tan skinned man seated there. She realized she had summoned an Archer.
Rin took a closer look at his face and said, "Emiya-kun?"
The Archer looked taken aback and quickly spluttered and said "Wha, wait how did you know? I mean ha! You seem really inexperienced missy, to mistake me for some other guy! Maybe I should fight this war alone."
Archer crossed his arms on his chest triumphantly as he said that and tried to hide any initial nervousness.
Rin looked confused for a moment and then said, "Well, actually I wouldn't mind you winning this war for me alone. It's kind of boring anyways. All right, sounds good. This is the best deal I've had all day!"
Archer spluttered again. "Hey you can't just do that missy, a mage needs to coordinate with their heroic spirit, that's how the grail war works okay."
Rin and Archer spent a lot of time arguing but finally came to an understanding that Rin could not forgo her duties for the sake of both of their safety.
After that Rin spent the day discussing strategies for the war along with Archer and sitting along with him on the couch.
The fact that he looks similar to Emiya-kun but a lot stronger really makes me want to have sex with him, Rin thought. Well there is nothing to hold me back!
Rin tried her best to seduce Archer in different ways but his expression remained the same each time.
"This is it Archer!" yelled Rin after getting fed up. "Can't you see I want you to sleep with me! Baka!"
Archer sighed and said, "Yes, I can see very well that is what you're trying to do. However I must tell you that I cannot. I have given up on both of my ideals and sex was one of them. I became celibate when I dropped all of my silly ideals."
Rin smacked her fist on the wall and stomped away angrily. She was getting very pissed off by the grail war already.
Archer followed her and said, "Look, why don't we go around the city and see what's happening? It might take your mind off things."
Archer and Rin went out to various places and finally sensed Lancer while they were nearing the college. Archer prepared himself for battle. Rin took a good look at Lancer and felt like riding him. But she quickly slapped herself and reminded herself that he was an enemy. During the middle of the fight Lancer departed suddenly in order to eliminate a witness nearby. Rin followed after him only to realize that the witness was none other than Emiya Shirou who had been stabbed in the heart. Rin was appalled and immediately decided to use her pendant to save his life for the sake of Sakura's sex life.
Later, Archer and Rin patrolled the area and came across a Saber class servant. A boy came running to stop Saber from fighting and Rin was shocked to see that it was none other than Emiya Shirou. He explained that he was a mage too and had summoned Saber by accident. Rin decided that they should form an alliance for the war since he was so inexperienced and could not manage by himself. Later on Archer and Rin went back to the Tohsaka mansion.
"So that boy is Emiya Shirou huh?" Archer said giving her a teasing look. "I can't believe you thought I was him. You looked pretty attracted to him though, that's why you went out of your way to protect him right?"
Archer chuckled softly and Rin spat at him, "Oh shut up Archer! I think you must be him actually. I think you're him from the future in fact!"
Archer spluttered and said, "Absolute nonsense! There is no way I can be related in any way to that inexperienced and idealistic fool!"
After he went home with Saber, Shirou lied down on his bed and thoughts about his past engulfed his mind. He remembered Kiritsugu telling him that he was a mage when he was kid. He remembered that he had passed on his dream of being a hero of justice to Shirou. This became a strong ideal within Shirou's mind. But then as he got older, Shirou realized that a hero of justice would get bored being single and started to fantasize about how a mage woman might be like. He decided to add to his ideals a desire to fall in love with a mage woman and to have sex only with her. That would add some spice to his otherwise ordinary ideals.
When Saber heard about Shirou's ideals she pouted and said, "Why can't you modify your ideals to fall in love with a heroic spirit instead?"
Shirou smiled in a laid back manner and wagged his finger at her, "Not in this route Saber, not in this route."
