Forget You
Disclaimer: I never owned Glee
Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel Anderson work at Hummel's Tire & Lube. When Sara Puckerman texted Kurt a picture of Blaine and Quinn at The Lima Bean, with two guys he didn't know, with the caption "Bonnie and Clyde?" As Kurt looks at the picture, he calls Noah into the office. "What's up Kurt? You look like Blaine just sent you your first dirty pic?" Noah says as he walks into the office. After which Kurt drops his phone on the desk as if it was too hot to hold. "Kurt? Is everything okay, du-?"
Noah cuts himself off as he sees what Kurt was looking at and says, "What the hell?!" Loud enough to alarm Burt, who sees the anger in Noah's eyes and the pain in Kurt's. Then he sees the picture on Kurt's phone and says," Puckerman, you and Kurt have been working all morning. Why don't you see how Sara is doing at the Lima Bean?"
Noah snaps out of his trance and grabs Kurt's hand and says, "Come on Kurt, Let's go see Sar-bear at work!" On the drive to the Lima Bean, Noah says, "Kurt, I feel like this is all my fault, I mean if I didn't have you spy on the Hobbit and his friends. You wouldn't have married the cheating asshole and I should have known Quinn wouldn't be faithful to anyone."
"Noah, don't blame yourself. You didn't tell me to fall for Blaine and you didn't tell me to go back to the serial cheater." Kurt says as he texts Sara back and forwarded the photo to their friends. As they pulled up to the Lima Bean, they could see their cheating spouses looking like a couple of deer in the headlights. As soon as Noah turns off the ignition. He and Kurt got out of the truck. When they entered the Lima Bean, they both yelled, "What the hell?!"
This made everyone in the Lima Bean fall silent and watch as Kurt and Noah walked over to the table that their bewildered spouses set at. Kurt was the first to speak." How the hell could you do this to me again? I thought we were happy. I thought you loved me!" Then he turned to Quinn and was about to yell at her when Sara cut him off saying, "I can't believe I looked up to you as a kid! You are nothing but a whore and Noah deserves better than you!"
Sara then turns to her brother and holds him as he cries while Kurt and her continue their ranting. After the rant, Kurt helped Noah get into the passenger seat of Noah's truck and drove back to work. But Burt made them take the rest of the day off after seeing that Noah was still crying. Then Kurt told his dad about what happened before he went to his house to pack his bags.
After that, Noah calmed down and helped Kurt put all his stuff in the back of his truck. They then went to Quinn's to get Noah's belongings, but when they pulled up. Blaine's car was in front of her house. After seeing Blaine's car, Noah is about to get out. When he sees Santana pull up with David and Bas in her car with her. He watches as Dave busts down the door before him and Kurt gets out of his truck to follow them.
As they walk in, David is holding Blaine up by his throat, saying," I can't believe I dated you!" and Santana was yelling at Quinn, saying," I should have known better, to think you would be good for Puck!" While their exes were being yelled at Noah and Kurt collected Noah's clothes first. Before long, Dave was helping Noah collect his other belongings and Blaine was gone with Bas. Santana was still there, making sure Quinn didn't talk to Noah or Kurt and waiting for Dave.
After putting the last of Noah's things in the back of his truck. They headed over to Burt's house and told Carole about what had happened. Then Kurt called a divorce lawyer that agreed to handle both his and Noah's divorces. Noah talked to Carole as he held Liza in his arms. Carole even noticed Liza, who had been fussy all day, was asleep in Noah's arms, and Carol knew Liza had been fussy for weeks. Especially around Blaine, Liza was mad at him, and Carole also noticed when Quinn came by once that Liza screamed and clenched her little fists. It even looked like Liza tried to hit both Blaine and Quinn, but with Liza being a baby. Carole thought it was all in her head and just brushed it off.
Kurt soon asks Carole, "How did you get her to go to sleep finally?" "I just gave her to Noah, and she fell right to sleep," Carole says, looking at Noah in awe. When Burt came home from work that night, the room went silent. Liza put her hand on Noah's cheek as he held her and cooed happily. Burt then asked Carole, "How did you get her to calm down finally?" Carole just looks at Noah and says, "I didn't, Noah did. All I did was hand her to Noah, and she went right to sleep. Noah tried to put her in her crib, but she would just get fussy again. She just woke up when you pulled up, and I might be going crazy here. But it's like Liza wants Noah to be with Kurt or something. I even noticed she was extra fussy around Blaine and Quinn before tonight's events."
Then Burt smirks and thinks to himself. Okay, Liza wasn't just fussy. She was pissed and wanted Noah to be her new papa. But I know she doesn't know the difference between gay and straight or bisexual. Plus, I am not sure if Noah is bisexual. I figure Kurt would notice. As Burt shakes the thought out of his head, he sees Kurt and Noah stare at each other. Before looking over at Carole and smiling. Ten minutes later, Blaine and Quinn call their husbands to apologize. This makes Liza fussy again, and Noah says to Quinn, "You and Blaine are the reason Liza is fussy. I think she is pissed at you and Blaine. You know what? Forget you and forget Blaine too!"
As Noah hangs up on Quinn. Kurt went into the kitchen to yell at Blaine and everyone hears him say," Your daughter knew this whole fucking time, and she doesn't want you to be her papa anymore! I don't either. You know what we are so done, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer soon!" When Kurt comes back into the living room. Without warning, he kisses Noah and Noah kisses him back. After Carole takes a thrilled Liza into her arms. As they stop kissing, everyone gets a shock, as Liza says dada for the first time. "Is she calling you that or me?"
Noah joked before looking at Kurt and saying," Look, Kurt, I don't know what is happening here, and I know Liza wants me to be her papa. I do like you a lot, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't have feelings for you. But despite what Quinn did, I still love her." Kurt looks at Liza and says," I like you a lot too, and I also still love Blaine. But I am done with him. Are you done with Quinn?" "Yes, I am." That was all Noah said before taking Liza and whispering," Thanks Liza for showing me who really cares."
By the time Liza was a year old, Kurt and Noah were both wrapped around her pinkies. Noah had not looked at girls in ten months and came out as gay nine months ago on Facebook. Rachel was the first skeptic followed by Quinn and Blaine. But Rachel changed her mind after noticing how different Noah was with Kurt. He was acting like he did when Quinn was pregnant with Beth.
Soon everyone noticed how different Noah was, happier, less arrogant, and more gentle. Everyone thought Noah was like Burt; even Burt himself saw the change. It was like night and day. It was strange how love could change someone completely. If someone had told Noah ten years ago, he'd be dating Kurt. He would have said," Dude, I am totally straight, and I don't like dick! Besides, I am The Sex Shark and I love pussy, dude! Kurt might be my boy, but I don't swing that way!"
But now, as Noah is down on one knee in front of all their friends and family. All he could think was, 'Please say yes!' As he said to Kurt," Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, will you marry me?" Feeling his heart leap out of his chest as Kurt says, "Yes, Noah Elijah Puckerman, I will marry you!" It made the moment better when Liza says, "Papa!" for the first time as she reaches out for Noah.
The End
