Blurb: Freddy fuckbear
Brendan you cant do that
Chapter 1:
It was a night as ordinary as any other at Fazbear's Pizzeria. Why did i let you edit
Anyways
WHAT IS DWRO
Chapter 1:
It was a night as ordinary as any other at Fazbear (he/him)'s Pizzeria. The shouting of playful kids began to quiet down as the sun sank below the horizon. Soon enough, all that could be heard was the gentle humming of the dim lights and the spinning fans of the ventilation system. In the very back of the establishment, in an old room long forgotten by the employees, layered Golden Freddy. A forgotten soul whose appearance was that of a slumped over Golden Freddy suit without an endoskeleton to support it. He/him lay in the dark, cold room in complete silence. Suddenly, footsteps echoed through the empty restaurant. Golden Freddy's soul began to animate, for he felt the presence of someone unexpected entering the building. Someone who filled Golden Freddy with a rage which he had not felt in a long time…
Chapter 2:
Red filled Golden Freddy's vision. Red, andan ominous purple that he had forgotten about long ago The purple was deep and almost blue. In fact some would consider it lavender. Other's would consider it more of a fuschia. Either way, it was purple. Golden Freddy stood up, rage acting as his endoskeleton and walked towards the door of the bathroom stall he was situated in. He opened the door
"CREEEEEEEAK," said the door (the door is an animatronic). Golden Freddy walked out of the bathroom, following the footsteps earnestly. The footsteps' pace quickened, and in response so did Golden Freddy's. They quickened again. So did Freddy's. Before he knew it, Freddy was sprinting after the footsteps in a literal "mad dash."
"WHAAAT?" asked billy. Suddenly the footsteps stopped ahead, and as Freddy turned the corner into the kitchen, he could see why. It was a dead end. Amidst the clanking of pots from Chica, he heard heavy breaths from ahead.
"Don't… don't hurt me!" a small voice squealed, very cutely. Golden Freddy pulled out his phone and turned on the flashlight, revealing a beautfiul lolita ahead. It was funtime foxy!
Chapter 3:
GF (that stands for Golden Freddy) was astonished! He felt the rage begin to dissipate out of his nostrils. He was absolutely sure that… HE… had returned. But, instead, he saw this cowering little fox in front of him. GF knelt down to funtime foxy's level and said, "Hey, I won't hurt you." Foxy's animatronic ears perked up slightly
"Y-You really wont hurt me? You looked so angry though…"
"No no, I thought you were someone else. Sorry to alarm you."
(is this how you do dialogue? Who knows!) GF put a limp arm on Foxy's shoulder. Foxy was so surprised that his/her facial motors went into overdrive, and the resulting heat radiated through her cheeks creating a blush-like effect. He also started blushing as well. GF noticed a bit of odd sexual tension and pulled his arm away as to not make the situation any more awkward than it already was. GF asked in a curious tone, "So why exactly are you here? I haven't seen you around before."
"Better question, how are you talking without any endoskeleton?"
"Hey now, it's rude to answer a question with a question."
"Oh, sorry" Fox mumbled while blushing, "I was supposed to be delivered to the new sister location being built, but I guess they shipped me to the wrong place."
GF pondered the situation. Something didn't feel quite right. Then again, seeing such a cute new fox gave him a feeling that felt so very right.
Chapter 4:
The more GF thought about foxy the more excited he got. Soon he felt something rising, and it was completely independent of his endoskeleton this time. He turned around quickly, embarrassed by his uncontrollable lust. He cleared his throat.
"Well funtime foxy, why don't I show you around the place since you've never been here before. There's a lot to see after all!" he sad, as innocently as possible. She smiled.
"Sure golden freddy, I'd be delighted to go with you!" She said sweetly, fueling his raging ziggurat. Freddy quickly walked to the exit, leading them out to the dining area.
"This is the dining area. The kids eat here," Freddy explained to Foxy, as she exited the kitchen.
"Cool! BTW what's that?" She asked, pointing down at a stool. Freddy, confused, wasn't sure how to respond.
"That's… a stool? That's where the kids sit?" She laughed.
"No, not that silly! THAT." She reiterated, pointing down again. Freddy, horrified, realized that she was pointing towards the mammoth gibbosity protruding from his crotch.
"Umm… this is a… a… perfectly natural biological reaction!" Freddy stammered.
"It looks like it hurts. Why don't you take off your pants?" Foxy asked innocently. Freddy wasn't sure what to do. Her begging face was extremely alluring, but also Freddy knew he shouldn't do something so vulgar with someone so small. Lost in thought, Freddy didn't notice Foxy approaching him.
"Umm… mister, are you okay?" Foxy asked, her hands behind her back and her face dangerously close to his. Golden Freddy's face was no longer golden. It was beet red, and he was breathing heavily. Before he could even react, his body went on autopilot. His hands were on her shoulders, and she was pushed up against a pillar.
"Freddy…?" she asked, blushing profusely.
Chapter 6:
Freddy couldn't take it any more. Funtime foxy was just too cute for him to resist. He leaned forward and kissed foxy, much to her shock. Gears and servos locked together within their mouths as they passionately kissed. After a brief moment, Golden Freddy came to his senses and backed away. They stared at each other for a minute, each trying to catch their breath. Golden Freddy spoke with embarrassment, "I'm so sorry Foxy! I don't know what came over me-"
Foxy looked at Freddy with large, excited eyes.
"I-It's ok… it kind of felt good…" she said while blushing furiously. Freddy's Eiffel tower grew three sizes larger. They embraced again and continued their passionate display. During wicked epic #poggers make out session, Foxy interrupted, "Uh, golden freddy, your… thing… is poking me."
Freddy was ready.
Chapter 7:
Freddy looked down at the obscene display happening downstairs. It was time. He dropped his pants, revealing the leviathan in its choate eminence. Foxy gasped.
"I've never… seen one in real life before. It's so huge!" she squealed. Freddy grabbed her petty arms.
"You should try rubbing it…" Freddy said timorously. Foxy's hands, conducted by Freddy's revivifying vise slowly crept towards Freddy's vile oppugnant until… finally…
Freddy moaned dramatically as her fingers swathed his joystick.
"Freddy, are you okay?" she asked, her hand still gripped around the shaft.
"More than okay, cutie," Freddy said, kissing her and coaxing her hand to start rubbing. She starting moving her hand up and down, slowly as first. As Freddy's tongue emerged into her mouth she was shocked and her head shot back.
"What… was tha-" her question was interrupted by an even more intense kiss from Freddy. Her pace quickened from the heat of the moment. Freddy wailed in her mouth. They continued making out until Freddy gasped.
"Wait, stop. I'm gonna-"
Just then, the doors to the dining room crashed open.
Chapter 7:
icup
Chapter 8:
In the doorway now stood a large blue bunny. Bonnie shouted, "WAT IN TARNATION IS GOIN' ON HERE?!" Freddybear and foxy looked up at bonnie in shock. Golden freddy quickly tried to pull up his pants, but it was too late. His golden volcano erupted onto Foxy's cute little virgin face, covering the entire thing in xanthous tzatziki sauce. His face contorted in ecstasy.
"How dare ya'll do somethin so vile?" Golden Freddy, having regained his bear-ings (LOL), looked down at the floor in shame. Suddenly however, bonnie added "How could you do somethin' like this… and not invite me to the party?" Golden Freddy looked down to see Bonnie's massive Raconter des salades trying desperately to escape his trousers. Freddy fucked. Freddy smiled and gestured for bonnie to wiggly his little bunny butt over. Goldie said, "Foxy, why don't you do the honors?" Funtime Foxy, her face still filthy and glowing in the dim light due to being covered in Fredbear's incandescent Ferd Sauce. She awkwardly tugged down bonnie's skinny jeans, and out came the periwinkle not as verbose as Freddy's, the pure ambit of his coup de grace was far superior.
Chapter 9:
Golden freddy turned around, bent over and spread his honeybuns, revealing his gaping scatological cistern. Both Foxy and Bonnie's jaws dropped when they saw how cavernous it was. Meanwhile, in the security office, regular, not so fun time Foxy was masturbating furiously watching the dining room camera. His jaw was also on the floor from Golden Freddy's Yellow pothole.
Chapter 10:
Suddenly the front doors of the establishment swung wide open. Micheal Jackson, the security guard for the night, walked in casually. Golden Freddy's pothole was on full display, which was quite the jumpscare for poor mikey. Michael said, "Wow, !" and everyone laughed. The animatronics then stuffed michael into freddy's pothole
The end
