Note: I don't own Harry Potter, The Beatles, and Green Day.
September 4, 1993
James woke up to the sounds of birds chirping. It was Saturday. Finally. He put on some casual wear and headed out the door, where he saw Jamie trying to do something with magic. "What... are you doing?" James asked with a semi-sleepy voice. "I'm trying to make a Beatles album appear out of thin air." Jamie muttered, concentrating on her wand. James shrugged and then proceeded to go outside the Slytherin dorms. Once he stepped out of the dungeons, he saw Wilbur and Rose walking together. Rose shot some sort of dirty look at James which just made him confused. "Always together, those two perverts." Jamie said, beside James. "That Rose girl tried to slap me a few days ago, I don't know why. She reminds me of Paris." she added. Paris Twinkle, (yes that was her actual name), was James' old arch-enemy. His nose wrinkled in disgust thinking of the similarities of the two.
James didn't feel like eating breakfast, so he made his way to the quidditch field, planning to read a book. While he was finding for a spot to sit, when he saw Daphne Greengrass, sitting with her legs crossed and her eyes closed. "What are you doing?" asked James. "Meditating," she said. "It's a muggle thing. I can see why they like it." James smirked a bit then got started on his book. Not long after, James heard some sort of shrill sounding voice shouting at him. "Hey, Soot!" It was the Rose girl. What the hell did she want? "Being a nerd today, huh? Being a nerd won't get you as successful as Will!" she screamed. James looked up from his book and saw Rose standing there, with Wilbur beside her. Wilbur gave James a "i'll talk to you later" look. James just gave Rose the finger which she responded to by foot stomping. "Can you not scream? I'm meditating right now." Daphne said, with her eyes still closed. Rose ran back to the castle in fury. Wilbur sat next to James. "Sorry about her, she was just really ticked off about something." he said. "I'll try to control her next time, don't worry about it." he added. "I sure do hope you know who you're dating, Will." James said, his eyes on the book he was reading. Wilbur just shrugged. "Wilbur! Don't hang out with riff-raff like them! Come on!" The shrill voice said again, to which Wilbur ran to his screaming girlfriend.
Daphne, after what seemed like an hour, finally opened her eyes. "That Roseanne Park thinks she can insult everyone she likes. I swear to sonny Merlin, if she does that to you again, I'll hex her so bad." she said with some sort of fury in her voice. James snickered at the fury in her voice. He didn't know why, but she was more attractive when she was mad.
'Wait, attractive?' a voice said in James' head. He shrugged it off and just continued to read his book. After he finished it, he went to lunch. He went to the great hall and sat on his spot on the Slytherin table. He didn't really talk to anyone much, he just kept quiet and ate his food. After he finished his lunch, he was kind of sleepy so he went back to his room and took a nap.
6:00pm
James woke up from his nap, hearing a familliar female voice. "James, wake up." Jamie said, lightly slapping his face. He got up from the bed. "What is it Jamie?" James muttered in his trademark sleepy voice. "I saw that Rose girl snogging another bloke. I was going out for a stroll when I saw them making out in a broom closet. It was pretty disgusting." she said. After hearing her say that, James was wide awake and already changing into proper clothes. "You do realize we need to tell Wilbur, right?" Jamie said. "I guess so." James said. After James changed, the two went rushing up to Wilbur's room and knocked on his door. "Wilbur!" Jamie said, or rather screamed. Wilbur came rushing to the door and opened it. "What- what is it Jamie?" Wilbur said, mildly surprised that Jamie could be so shrill. "Where's Rose?" Jamie asked him. "She said she was gonna hang out with her friends..." Wilbur replied, very confused. "Well think again, sonny boy." said Jamie, before pulling Wilbur and running to what James assumed was the broom closet the Rose girl and the other bloke where in. "Jamie, I don't think this is necessary!-" Wilbur shouted, before they abruptly stopped infront of a broom closet. There, inside, happening right now, was a sight that disgusted all three of the Soot siblings.
It was Roseanne Park, kissing a blonde haired bloke from Ravenclaw. Rose saw the three Soots and then abruptly stopped kissing the guy. "Why did you stop-" The boy said, cutting himself off once he saw the three. Rose's eyes went to Wilbur, who was red with anger. "Wilbur, I can explain-" she tried to say, before Wilbur absolutely exploded. "NO FUCKING EXPLAINING! I SAW IT! MY BROTHER SAW IT! (James felt like crawling under a table) MY SISTER SAW IT! EVERYONE SAW IT! I GIVE YOU ALL MY FUCKING LOVE AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SOME SHITBAG? AND YOU ALSO HAVE THE AUDACITY TO INSULT MY BROTHER?! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Wilbur said in what seemed like 3 painful minutes for all 5 people. "Wilbur, please! Don't leave me! I'll give you everything! I'll give you my money!" Rose pleaded. "I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON! AND I HAVE PLENTY OF MONEY TO KEEP MYSELF ALIVE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Wilbur screamed at her. "Hey, I'd like that money-" The blonde haired guy said, before being cut off by James. "Zip it, loser." James told him. "Come on, Jamie, James. Before this girl has a chance to 'explain' what happened to me again." Wilbur said, pulling the two twins by their arms lightly. "Well I never liked you anyways!" Rose said, in a last attempt to make Wilbur angry again. To which he responded by giving her the finger. James and Jamie both had awkward looks on their faces but they just went along with Wilbur. "And for the record, my siblings will be more successful than you'll ever be!" Wilbur shouted at a now angry Roseanne Park.
10:00pm
Wilbur and his siblings were listening to Green Day in his room, drinking wine and laughing. "That Rose bitch reminds me so much of Paris," Wilbur said while playing the next song. "Oh yeah, Paris!" James said while laughing. "Well, you two better go to bed now. If you can't make it to the dungeons, you can crash in here." Wilbur said with his "big brother" face. Upon hearing bed, the twins rushed to the bunk bed Wilbur made and lay there. "Goodnight, you two." Wilbur said softly. James was asleep within minutes.
Well, that was a pretty dramatic chapter.
Credits:
BasicallyJames - Creator, writer
Nathanlz8 - Test reader, creative director
