Review. Next thing up soon. Sooner with reviews. Sorry if this is a little on the short side or a little on the long side. This is a Harrison/Nerris one, with a focus on explaining a few things and why certain characters will probably never show up. Review.
The young lady with the spiked blonde hair at the front of the desk looked up and smirked before stepping out from around the front desk and walking towards the couple that had just walked in nervously holding hands with their bags over their shoulders. She adjusted the tight fitting orange dress and the pearls that she had on and practically skipped.
She would have skipped over if her breasts would not come flying out of the one piece of fabric. Sure it was a little slutty. But she liked it. It was enjoyable. And very comfortable.
"Hi there!" She said happily as she stopped in front of the couple, she held out her hand expectantly and flashed the badge pinned proudly to her dress front.
"My name is Lisa Simpson. I am one of the directors of the Hook Up Hotel. For today at least. It changes a lot. And you never know who might be in charge of the front desk from day to day. In fact a lot of the guests here at the H.U.H tend to find themselves working a shift or two instead of paying for anything." The girl removed her hand from the boys and awkwardly shook Lisa's before looking around the enormous front lobby that they were in.
There was a golden ceiling with fancy erotic paintings above them that seemed to be shifting and moving with the characters engaged in acts of carnal pleasure, the floor was a simple black and white marble. And there were windows mixed with doors leading out in every direction.
"Hi. My name is Nerris." The young woman responded before taking her hand back and elbowing the guy in the top hat. "And this is Harrison. I think that...well...we sort of..."
Lisa held up her hand and grinned sauciiliy.
"First timers, I get it. I smelled it on you the moment that you two walked in. Don't worry we have a lot of people come through here all of the time. Some are first timers some have been here a thousand times. Would you like a tour or something? An explanation of how this all works?"
"Oh yes please." The young man. Harrison, said in a geographically unplacable accent. Lisa spun on her heel and began walking forwards, the two exchanged a looked before following after their guide, hurrying to keep up and not get distracted by anything. Which was hard because there was a ton to get distracted by. Such as the couples who were either making out or straight up screwing on couches that lined the walls and were in the middle of the hotel lobby. Or the massive statue that was covered in a large red sheet that stood in the exact center and instantly drew your eye because of all of the suggestive and rather rounded shapes directly underneath the massive sheet.
"Ah excuse me? What is that thing?" Nerris said pointing upwards. Lisa paused and spun around fast enough that they both caught a little glimpse of nipple, she didn't seem to care at all. And honestly why should she? Her breasts were big and round and soft and gorgeous. She could flaunt absolutely whatever she wanted!
"That is the new statue that we are going to unveil soon! Probably in the next few chapters or something." She said with a grin and a wink causing the two to look at each other in confusion. Lisa sighed in dissapointment and shook her head.
"Oh I get it you two aren't aware of the fourth wall. I'll try to keep it pretty level then." She said as she adjusted her dress and continued on the tour. "This statue will be a representation of what the hook up offers. Namely a ton of crazy wild passionate out of control hedonistic sex and pleasure. From our hot tubs to our luxurious pools to the gym to the surrounding jungle of lust island, the hook up has been here for your pleasure, to suck, fuck and screw to your hearts content with anynonmous people, close friends and family, or just jerk off in a corner while enjoying the luxury food and the different themed rooms!"
"Okay. And who is that blonde girl guarding it?" Harrison asked pointing towards a pigtailed girl with a heart on her cheek growling at passerbys and wearing sunglasses.
"That's just Sol. She is from another thing, it's just a cameo. All OC kids remain on the other side of the hotel. But we don't discuss that." Lisa said waving the question off and skirting around the ominous looking girl with a sword and a wand and a sneer.
. Nerris and Harrison were practically hanging off of each other in equal parts fear and wonder as they could hardly take in all of the strange erotic sights around them. The very air seemed charge with powerful sexual energy that was making them tingle and shiver in delight and lust.
Harrison slowed down and began to tune out as this Lisa girl continued to discuss what was happening around the hotel and all of the crazy stuff that could happen. Apparently they had stuff like pole dancing, work out classes, weight lifting competitions and so much other crazier stuff that they could enjoy...including something called BB&More B. Something about twerking? Or boxing with boobs and butts?
Harrison would never really consider himself to be some sort of sexual deviant or even all that perverted...but all of a sudden he was starting to really rethink his life choices and the amount of libido that was coursing through his body. He blinked and shooked his head. For some reason he could only think about Nerris, and sex...and how great it would be to just lay the fantasy minded girl down and...
After all what were they expecting when they wandered in here? This was sort of the place that they were looking for, some place to hide away from the world and their problems and just enjoy the shit out of each other and their bodies. They had thought it might have been a legend or just straight up made up. In fact...how did he even get here?
He shook his head again, he felt his eyes bouncing all over the place. Nerris squeezed his hand and looked at him lovingly, lust clouding her eyes and written all over her face. She was clearly going through the exact same thing that he was going through. Which made him feel a little better about how lustful he was all of a sudden.
Nerris paused and pointed towards a large window set that looked into a room filled with what appeared to be...people...
"Hey Lisa tour lady? What is in there?" Nerris said in confusion. Lisa paused and turned around on her heel in embarassment and began to pull a curtain closed while giggling.
"Oh shit you were really not suppossed to see that! But...as long as we are here..." She gulped and stood up straight and gestured to the people sitting in the room. "This is a learning oppurtunity for you two and for anyone reading at home. IF you are starting to get bored and wondering where all of the sex is just get to the ending of the chapter."
"What are you talking about?" Harrison said in concern before leaning closer to his 'girlfriend' "I think she might be nuts. Should we run?"
"Just calm down." Nerris reassaured him before motioning for Lisa to continue.
"This is our bad room. Where certain people who sneak or break in are put in. Mostly because they are harmful to the mental health of the members of the hotel and we don't want them to harras anyone here."
The room had a chiseled half naked man drinking a fruity beverage and looking at a tv screen and shouting loudly. The glass was soundproof and he kept on elbowing the guy beside him, and generally making an ass out of himself.
"We have Sterling ARcher. Alcoholic, nuts, dangerous, hair trigger temper. Weirdly enough enjoys watching people screw his wife so we put it on for him and he seems satisfied. Plus it keeps him distracted and from making obscure refrences."
Beside Archer was a man who was perfectly round and breathing heavily and struggling to just stay alive. He didn't look dangerous, but there was an evil in his eye.
"That is Peter Griffin. Actual cannibal. And lets just say that he misses. Everything. Everywhere. In all scenarios. It was horrifying. Also killed three people. It got dark fast so we locked him up too." Beside Peter Griffin was a man who was crying and banging on the glass to be let out before making threatening gestures. He looked absolutely spineless and pathetic.
"That's Jerry Smith. We aren't sure if he is also into the cuckold thing but we play him videos of his wife getting screwed by other guys anyways. It keeps him out of trouble." Lisa then frowned and shook her head at the two next people playing cards and chatting in a corner.
"That is an anime protagonists, their thing is something about...foxes? I think? It's vague. Ninja's might be a thing. And the one with him is from the 'live action world' some sort of wizard school."
Harrison and Nerris perked up at that but Lisa shook her head and giggled nervously.
"Oh no. They are off limits until we can move them back to their original universes. They don't interact well with the people who come here...they sort of...touch you...and then you dissapear from existence..."
"You keep on saying anime and live action. What are we then?" NErris said crossing her arms and studying Lisa who smirked.
"You are members. That is the entire point of this place." She then taped the glass and pointed at the last two. One was a dog with an oversized head on a tiny body that never seemed to stop talking. And a blonde man all in white who they recognized and shivered as the two hugged each other tighter.
"That guy is Daniel. He is a serial killer. I think you two know him. The other one is an animal, and we don't let bestiatality be a thing here. Also that one was annoying."
"No animals? But..."Harrison pointed at a young man with blue hair and cat ears walk past with his hands around two hot women who were chuckling and drinking something fruity smelling. All three wore speedoes and nothing else.
Lisa shrugged in distress.
"Can't really explain it, some people just transition into more humans things like Gumball over there. In fact a lot of people change. Take you two. Have you really studied yourselves yet?" Lisa said gesturing.
Harrison and Nerris took a step apart and gasped. NErris's hands cupped her breasts...they were big! And round! E cups at least! And so firm! Her shirt was shorter and ragged and cut to shreds! And she had abs! She looked like a sports star! And her butt was perfect! Like a track stars! She unconsciously licked her lips which felt...sensitive and puffy...Harrison was a stud! Sure he was short but he was built strong, with a wirey muscly strength that was hidden well, he was a little shorter then she was...but he looked cute. And just strong enough to give her a bit of a run for her money.
"See. People change easily here. My suggestion? Just follow the rules up at the front (Also found at the front of the story for all of you forth wallers!) And check into your room and fuck until you can't walk." Lisa said shaking their hands and handing them a key.
Harrison gazed at Nerris who looked back and then grinned in delight.
Nerris was on her back on the fantasy themed room, there was a large four poster bed that made her feel like she was a knight in a fairy tale that was getting eaten out by her delightful squire. It smelt vaguely of hay and had a delightful midnight blue theme. She groaned as his tongue found her most delicate spots and began to play with the flower that sprouted there. She hiccupped and moaned and felt her core tighten up once again.
She could not believe how sensitive she felt, it was like her entire body was on fire and she could not stop the burning from growing inside of her. If she didn't do something soon she might just explode! Then her orgasm crashed like a warm wave of pleasure crashed across her and her entire body began to shake and shiver. Her legs tightened powerfully around Harrison's head and she let out a muffled squeak. She knew that the rooms were soundproof or else they would just hear everyone everywhere screwing to their hearts delight. But right now it was silent as a grave. And she did not want to break that silence with her silly over the top orgasms.
Her hands moved over her body. She still could not get over how sexy she looked! Her thighs were thick and strong, her abs felt like a washboard and she could not stop playing with her breasts and flicking her nipples to erection. Harrison moaned wetly between her thighs as he pulled at his dick, it was a good size, larger then it had been before, and so strong and firm! His balls hung beneath him like a pair of coconuts filled with milk. He groaned as her legs seemed to threaten him with the possibility of decapitation with how strong she was now.
He gripped her hips, his palms still warm from his dick, he lifted her flanks up and squeezed her goddess like hips firmly. They were glorious and a gorgeous cocoa brown! He moaned again as she then stood up and pressed her glorious pussy into his face and spun around so that he was now on his back on the bed.
"I want to set the pace this time!" She said in delight before she moved downwards, her dripping wet pussy leaving a damp streak down his chest. His breath hitched and he mumbled buzz words about how sexy and gorgeous she was.
She smiled in delight as she felt his slick pre cum covered dick press needfully against her wet and willing and very lubed up entrance. She bit her lip and squatted above him, moving upwards and then shivering as he moved his hips forwards and his dick slide into her. They both gasped and then moaned in delight. He began to hump upwards, his hips rolling and stiffening with every thrust, he moaned and groaned and closed his eyes before snapping them back open.
He wanted to see how red her face got when he shoved himself haphazardly into her. He smacked into her once again, their wet hips spanking against loudly and lewdly together.
"So hot." He whimpered out and she leaned down to kiss him firmly and wetly on the lips and sigh in delight. He was just so hot! She had to keep him inside of her forever!
"So are you!" She lisped out before her hips clenched around his spasming member. It was of course impossible to tell him to not cum. She was good at this after all! He moaned and gripped her hips before pushing down and planting himself deep into her clasping orgasming cunt.
Finally they collapsed against each other, aching, moaning and steaming. The room stank of sex and a fucked stupid cunt.
"I think I am going to like it here." He said in exhaustion.
"Same." She gasped out as she felt his hands grip her big glorious booty and give it a squeeze.
"So you mind if we screw around with other people though? I want you to be my main fuck boy...but sometimes I would really like to experiment with some of the other guys. Maybe pick up a couple of things." She offered nervously. Harrison chuckled before kissing the top of her head.
"Of course. I saw some cute witches that I would love to try out. But only if we are going to keep doing this!" He said and moaned as her slick slippery cunt squeezed him authoratatively. The two drifted to sleep content and happy with the Hook Up Hotel
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