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Also just to be clear. I do not do pedophilia, all characters are aged up in this stuff or aged down depending on the character, no loli, no yaoi, no shota, I don't do watersports (Shit/Piss/fart fetish shit)I don't do stuff like vore or entire bodies getting shoved into places (Shrink play) I don't do blood play or torture (Ball/cock crushing etc) or certain old people, (Yes I am a fucking hypocrite) . Also if you ask for something in reviews that normally means I won't do it. So anyone who asks for that will be disappointed. If you have questions/requests/suggestions PM me instead.

Dude I know did a AO3 version of hook up hotel, thought I would return to this story.

TWERK OFF

Judges Includes
Loud House: Rita Loud
Fosters Home: Mac
The Simpsons: Lisa Simpson

The Twerkerbees
Bumbleebee: Teen titans
Carlotta Casagrande: Loud House
Leshawna: Total drama

Red Hot Mama's
Debbie Turnbull: Robotboy
Dexters Mom: Dexter's Lab
Maddie Fenton: Danny Phantom

Booty Queens
Princess Morbucks: Powerpuff girls
Cree Lincoln: KND
Valerie Gray: Danny Phantom

The large conference room was decked out with the nicest chairs that they could afford. The large stage in the center of the room had been washed perfectly.

"Wow! I can't believe that we sold out twice!" Lisa Simpson said as she sat in the large glass box overlooking the entire spectacle. The large speakers, the massive massage chairs, and the perfect decorations with the competitors in massive posters across the walls.
"You've said it Miss Simpson! This is going to be fantastic! This Judge can't wait to see our competitors." Mac said excitedly as he leaned forwards into his microphone. He still couldn't believe how lucky he was to get to be a member of this!

Rita Loud chuckled at the younger announcers eagerness. There were three of them in the judge booth, Rita Loud representing the older milf presence at the hotel, Mac the imaginative young man was the young stud judge, and Lisa Simpson the busty book worm was representing the younger sluts that populated the hotel.

"Now introducing to the stage one of my personal favorites The Red Hot MaMa's! Headed by the bootilicous Maddie Fenton!" Rita said as the applause from the full room quickly grew to a nearly unbearable din. The trio quickly took the stage, throwing kisses, swinging their wide child bearing hips, their thick BJ lips were juicy and their eyelids were sultry. They burned with a smoking intensity that only age, experience and desire could bring. They each wore a red pair of short shorts that left little to the imagination, riding up their asses. Their logo and name was instead on their white crop tops that hardly held back Deb Turnbull's massive breasts so she kept on pausing to readjust.

Dexter's Mom instantly went into a typical booty shake before bouncing slightly, her strong thighs and hips moving in perfect harmony with the music that was blasting over the speakers.

"Currently taking center stage is the girl to beat today! Only known as Dexter's Mom she has a whopping 56 inch set of hips on her that have raised two kids already. She has competed solo for close to fifty competitions at the Hook Up Hotel and this is her first time in the actual team. She replaced the former team mate Linda Flynn Fletcher who has gone on to other competitions. And in the front row we can see the Red Hot Mama's coach Wilma Flintstone!" Lisa Simpson said as one of the wall tv's lit up with a close up of Wilma Flintstone wearing a saucy two piece white bikini with leopard print arm and leg warmers. She grinned as she squeezed the arm of the stud to her left and blew a kiss.

Maddie Fenton frowned at Dexter's Mom before ambling over, her long legs eating up the space and hip checked her teammate sharply so that her own booty could get center stage. Dexter's Mom stumbled a bit and seemed to hiss at her fellow milf.

"Now entering the stage is the very popular group of young ladies who have been doing this for a solid thirty competitions! They are a tight hard working team who have been going far and are the ones to beat! Now introducing the Twerkerbees!" Mac said in delight as the entire room stood up as the next group took the stage.

The music turned into a dance craze that had a hipper beat and was much faster. The trio came out in a cordinated dance that matched their outfits of black leather on gold. Their breasts were free to the air, with golden nipple pasties and leather straps across their backs. It was very BDSM heavy.

Leshawna smirks as she spanks her own ass cheeks which were glistening golden and juicy. Her eyes ran over the crowd, confident and poised.
"What's up ya'll? Leshawna's in the house!" She shouted as she began twerking right off the bat with a wide grin. Her wide booty cheeks seemed to turn into a motorboat of pleasure. A literal ocean of wolf whistles began to fill the place.

Carlotta smirks in response as she dropped to all fours and popped her ass cheeks in delight.
"Leshawna is the star of the Twerkerbees with a hip to bust ratio that can only be described as perfection she is easily the star of the team. Don't discredit the others though! Thanks to the hard work of the team captain and coach Bumblebee they are a dance sensation!" Mac finished before pausing to clap along with the others.

Leshawna finally paused her showboating to wrap her arms around her teammates and grinned devilishly out at the audience. Bumblbee made a muscle and shook her afro puffs free.

"And last but not least joining this competition late, this will be their first official twerk off XXX we have the Booty Queens!" Lisa announced, the entire room went dark as a single spot light focused on the trio walking up the aisle. Then the lasers started. The trio instantly started running and whooping to hype up the crowd. With a jump and a spin the first and then second members of the team landed.

Valerie Gray caught Cree Lincoln and the two posed back to back with their asses clapping together so hard and fast that it was nearly machine like. They grinned to each other. Spun and posed. Their final member rushed on, her red high heels clicking as she finally jumped and did a split pushing her hands into the others faces with all of the lights finally focusing on her!

Princess Morbucks grinned and drank up the applause with an almost supernatural self interest.
"Princess Morbucks with a hip size of forty three isn't the largest in the competition but she is easily one of the more ruthless members, with backing and assistant coaching from Audrey Borgeoius who could not make it today she is called the Queen of Mean and has ambitions for the gold." Lisa said as she also began clapping and hooted to show good sportsmanship.

"Booo! Boo! You suck! Down with the queens! Down with the queens!" Jack Spicer began shouting as loud as he could, although he was rapidly drowned out by the rest of the crowd. A hand snuck out and slapped him across the back of the head.
"OW! Hey! Who did that?!" Jack complained quickly turning around to try and find the slapper but they had been lost in the crowd already.

"Now ladies, Gentlemen and general horny members of the public. Are we ready to twerk?" Rita Loud said with a wide smile on her lipstick stained mouth. She was wearing a pink night gown since it was comfortable along with a pair of pink high heels and lace stockings. Mac had on his favorite backpack, a pair of tight fitting exercise shorts and nothing else and Lisa Simpson had on an orange dress so small and tight that it was borderline a wet towel.

"We all know the rules for the contest. No additions like oil or pole dancing, no fighting with the competition or each other, although touching/spanking/pinching/grabbing is encouraged if it matches the music and the tone. Stripping is permitted and most of all have fun and be safe! And to the audience no throwing or harrassing the dancers! They are here for you to look but not touch!" Lisa said firmly as the entire room went quite to respectfully listen.

"Now without any further ado-"Rita said as she raised her hand to start to press the massive red button to begin the twerk off and thus the competition. A massive bang filled the room as a nearby door was kicked open. Everyone paused and watched as a six foot tall Dipper Pines streaked through only wearing a pair of swim trunks.
"Out of my way! Out of my way!" He shouted as he rushed past the audience. Clambered up the stage and jumped down off of the other side panting heavily. "Pardon me! Coming through! They're after me!" He shouted as he quickly interrupted the competition and rushed out of the next door.

Three seconds after he came in the same door was kicked open again. Garnet and Jasper quickly strode in, clad in micro string bikini's that were a dark purple, high heels, and matching feral smiles horny for a hook up.
"Where did he go?" Jasper growled out towards the nearest member of the audience. As one everyone pointed out towards the next set of doors that lead out towards the food court/resturant/bars.

"We'll cut him off by the spa." Garnet said as the two quickly jumped the entire length of the room, just a small showcase of their physical strength. The two rapidly sprinted through as the judges exchanged confused looks. Rita leaned forward cautiously her lips almost touching the microphone when the sound of high heels filled the room.

Pacifica Northwest only wearing a purple pair of booty shorts and exercise bra glanced in and looked around.
"Shit. Lost them." The rich blonde with an absolutely goddess of fertility ass said before sprinting through. The entire crowd was silent as they watched her move. It was cat like, if cat's had a solid fifty three inch pair of hips and thighs that could crack open a watermelon.

"Why the hell isn't she in this competition?" Dib whispered to his sister. His hands were resting on his thighs, he slowly moved them upwards. After all it wouldn't be completely out of the ordinary to have a little fun with yourself in public right? It would just be a quick tuggie...

"Touch yourself in public while checking out her ass or any of these other asses and I will cut off your balls." Gaz responded. She had a camera ready and was recording the stage where the nine competitors stood in confusion as they watched the shenanigans. Dib instantly dropped his hands back to his knees and scowled. He hated that his sister was the perfect balance of a total bitch and a super hot really great lay. It was frustrating since he wanted to screw her brains out but she also liked being on top!

"Those two are really going nuts for that one guy huh?" Peridot whispered to Amethyst who snickered and popped some more popcorn into her mouth.
"From what I've heard they drain that guys balls like every hour. And he still has some left over!" Amethyst said as Peridot made an amazed and semi frightened face.

"Okay. Now that that's all over. Are we ready people?!" Lisa Simpson shouted into her microphone. The entire audience whooped.
"Twerkers! On your mark! Get set! TWERK!" Lisa shouted as the lights dimmed the music began and a fog machine began belching smoke.

"And the Twerkerbees are already off to a strong start! Although I don't know why they are emphazing those tits of theirs during a twerking contest." Lisa said as the entire audience sat at the edge of their seats.

Bumblebee was bouncing hypnotically as she shook and wiggled her hips. Leshawna was front and center on all fours, conserving energy so that she can focus exclusively on her hips and butt cheeks and making them wiggle and bounce. A small sheen of sweat was already forming on the competition's foreheads as they watched the absolute unit move and wiggle hypnotically.

"Okay you two. Remember the plan and don't mess this up for me." Princess growled at Cree who rolled her eyes. She was only doing this since she was getting paid for it. Plus she had been told her little sister was going to be a part of this. Which was clearly a total lie. She could see Abby out in the middle of the audience curled up next to her heavy set boyfriend who was gazing slack jawed at the dancers in front of him.

What she saw in that guy was beyond Cree.
"If you are good on your end then we will succeed." Valerie growled out as she spread her legs planted herself firmly and rested her hands on her hips. She then began rolling her hips and rocking them at a faster pace. Her hair was flowing and silky, she had taken extra good care of it this morning and was whipping it over her shoulders as her ass cheeks bounced and clapped.

"Stay out of my way you." Maddie Fenton growled towards Dexter's Mom who was bouncing her ass cheeks, hands in the air, gloves crinkling softly.
"Or else what?" She replied with a smug smile. "Can't keep up with a perfectionist like me? I'm not even trying yet."

"Well get ready to dig in and start trying." Maddie responded as the beat rose and then dropped. With it Maddie jumped into the air, executed a perfect split and her ass jiggled wonderfully. The appluse with it was nearly deafening.

"Whoa. Now that was pretty good. For a rookie slut." Dexter's Mom said before she spanked her own ass and started really twerking, it was almost a blur.

"Whoa. Looks like we have some competition today!" Carlotta said in delight as she glanced over towards the other contestants. Her body never stopped moving, she was using her hips, swaying them bouncing them jumping a little. Her tits bouncing with her, up and down hypnotically. She was nervous about the nipple pasties, she had designed their costumes but she hadn't had time to test them out yet and was worried that they might just fall right off!

"We can worry about the competition later. Focus on your strengths and give it your all. You are doing great!" Bumblebee said to her teammate, she smiled her best award winning grin as she moved in perfect sync with her teammates. This was what all of those late nights practicing were for!


"It's been close to two hours now and we are all feeling the burn as our contestants have only stopped for one of our assistants to provide them with water. We are looking to be hitting the big finish though." Lisa said as she watched the booty battle being waged in front of her with intense interest.

"What makes you say that?" Mac asked as Lisa pointed towards the clock on the wall.
"We only have this place booked until three. Then they've got to clean it for a crossover reunion."

"Okay. We've gotten it...NOW!" Princess shouted clapping her hands together. Suddenly a spot light lit up her Cree and Valerie as a large trio of stripper poles descended from the ceiling. Valerie jumped up, Cree quickly following after her, the two were experts at gymnastics after all. They grabbed their poles and began to spin on them, knees hooked on them, their hands slipping slightly. Their booty's still wiggling and bouncing all the same.

The crowd had gone silent, their breathes catching in their throats as they watched the display happening twelve feet above the stage. Valerie spun in a tight circle with a smirk on her lips as Cree continued to focus, she was now upside down and spreading her legs, a difficult feat. Made all the more difficult with the oil that had been sprayed down as the poles descended.

It splattered across Princess's ass with a satisfying wet slap and she grinned as she paused her twerking to begin basking, bringing her hands over her head, running them through her thick fire red hair. Her eyes looked sultry. She descended into a split with her hands over her head and a satisfied grin on her face. Confident that she had just won.

"Stop booty bumping me bitch!" Maddie growled at Dexter's Mom as the red headed milf began to move closer. Their hips grinding and slapping together. Debbie glanced at her coach who continued to motion to keep those butts moving.
"And I said that you need to learn some manners." Dexter's Mom responded as her hand snuck out and flipped Maddie's crop top flashing her nipples and causing the milf's face to get as red as her hair. She gasped and pulled her crop top back down. Although to her credit she never once stopped twerking.

"Ladies please! Work together!" Deb begged as she booty checked Dexter's Mom and then Maddie so that she was now center stage. She gasped, her feet were slipping, it was the oil! She yelped as she felt, a hand snaking out and spanking one Red Hot Mama's ass cheek and another as she fell to her knees and slide for a few feet before instantly getting back up and frowning. Her outfit was completely ruined. So she did the only logical thing.

The hooting from her quick stripping and then discarding her hot pants and hot top into the audience was loud enough to shock guests in the main hotel. She continued to twerk. Her eyes focused with laser like intensity.

"Now that's bound to win them a few points." Leshawna growls as she got onto her feet again. She reached downwards towards her own pants, they had rode up her nice juicy ass cheeks and were probably more like a thong now anyway...
"No! I've got a better idea. All together got it." Bumblbee said stopping her partner before wrapping her arms around both of them. The three women kept on twerking and twerking, no one could take their eyes off of the three juicy dark skinned beauties.

That is until they turned around and plucked the nipple pasties off together and their long thick erect nipples were shown to the crowd.

When the booming applause had finally died down the three trio's stood on the stage side by side. Soaked in sweat and oil, they all gracefully took a bow.

"And now time for the final judgement. Rita?" Lisa said going for the oldest woman first. Rita smiled sweetly towards the three teams on stage.
"It's always hard to pick a favorite performance. But there were certain things that anyone is bound to notice. First the Booty Queens. You were all very choreographed. But you focused on the wrong performer. Princess you were front and center the entire time, but Valerie Cree you two really amped up the performance."

"WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! I AM-"Princess was cut off when Cree slapped her hand over the noisy bitche's mouth and nodded back to the judges.
"I have to agree with Rita on this one, Cree Valerie great work but Princess that pause near the end, you stopped twerking in a twerk off. That's a big nono." Lisa pointed out before nodding to Mac.

"The rules clearly state that there is to be no props or oil that wasn't previously applied. For that I've got to disqualify you three. I'm sorry. Better luck next time though." Mac said.

Princess screeched as she launched herself towards the judge's box, only being restrained by the other two girls who gripped her, got her hands locked behind her back and slapped her to the ground before sitting on her as she frothed and yowled like a wild cat.

"Although I've got to give you two props for being able to deal with that brat." Lisa said in amazement. "Now onto the Red Hot Mama's. You have the butts for this, the experience for this. But no cohesion."

Deb covered her nipples and blushed clearing her throat trying to appear at ease. Maddie and dexter's Mom exchanged ice glares that brought the temperature in the room down a solid fifty degrees.
"I've got to agree with you here Lisa. No cohesion, a great set of butts on stage, but there was nothing original out there, twerking is hot as hell, but you can only watch a butt bounce for so long. And I could watch your butts bounce for a really long time." Mac agreed before nodding to Rita.

"I've got to disagree with you two here. I liked that they were all doing their own thing. Deb's what you did was imaginative and brave revealing it all. Dexter's Mom you've got the goods you've got the fire, you've got the moves. You three can do great things solo." Rita said before all three nodded together.

"So for cohesion, imagination, and following the rules. Well we've got to go with the Twerkerbees." Lisa said before gesturing to the three women who gasped grinned and began jumping up and down and hugging.

"I expect to see great things from you three. The nipple pasties were amazing, the outfits were incredible, so got to go with the bees." Rita and Mac nodded in agreement. The applause that greeted them was definitely in agreement. The crowd was on it's feet and chanting their names at the top of their lungs.

"Now Goo? If you could please show the ladies what they won." Mac called offstage. A young lanky young woman in a pair of blue overalls that left nothing to the imagination cartwheeled on holding a large red button and a large smile. She cackled as she pressed the button. A disco ball began to descend, slowly spinning before opening to reveal a large hunky beefy young man, wearing nothing but a black speedo, a white bow tie and a towel with the hotel's insignia.

"A pampering based full body massage by no one else but Steven Universe (Who is also part of your prize) and a cash prize of a million bucks!" Mac crowed out excitedly.

"OH HELL YEAH! I HEAR THIS GUY HAS A DICK LIKE A STALLION!" Leshawna cackles as she claps her hands together.
"Well? What are you waiting for girls?" Goo asked with a knowing smirk as all three quickly followed Steven out through a side entrance.

"Great we came all this way here to cheer him on and he just goes off to screw some big bootied hussies. Nice" Peridot complained as she and Amethyst walked out of the conference hall arm in arm. Amethyst slapped the bottom of her popcorn bag before downing the entire thing.
"Eh, it was fun anyway. Hey want to go to the pool and make out for a bit? Or go get something to eat and make out for a bit?" Amethyst said thumbing towards the ocean sized pool nearby.

Before she could answer the two shortstacks yelped as Dipper Pines jumped over the two of them and sprinted with all of his might towards the dining area.
"Hey Peridot Hey Amethyst." Garnet said as she sailed through the air after Dipper, somehow in the two hours since they las saw her she had lost her clothes.
"Runts." Jasper grunted before also sprinting past totally nude.

"Pool. Always pool. Those three are crazy."
"Yeah. Man I love this place." Amthyst said as she wrapped her arm around Peridot and lead the way out of the hotel.

"So same time next month?" Mac said packing up his recording equipment, he had disabled the microphones earlier. Goo was spinning in his chair and going Whee! Every few seconds.

"Of course, who is next on the docket Lisa?" Rita asked excitedly.
"HMMMM Lois Griffin, Francine Smith, and Donna Tubbs under the name THE FAR GIRLS. I don't get it either. Betty Rubble, Daphne Blake and Cree Lincoln (Look's like she jumped ship) and of course the Twerkerbees." Lisa said snapping her phone closed.

"Man I love this place." Goo said as she continued to spin.

Review. Faster updates for this and other stories if this and other stories get more reviews. Would love to see art work of this or any of my other work. Faster reviews for my other less popular stories means that more updates at a faster pace. Or just more stories like this one.

Also any requests in reviews will probably be ignored. PM me if you have an idea.

Also just to be clear. I do not do pedophilia, all characters are aged up in this stuff or aged down depending on the character, no loli, no yaoi, no shota, I don't do watersports (Shit/Piss/fart fetish shit)I don't do stuff like vore or entire bodies getting shoved into places (Shrink play) I don't do blood play or torture (Ball/cock crushing etc) or certain old people, (Yes I am a fucking hypocrite) . Also if you ask for something in reviews that normally means I won't do it. So anyone who asks for that will be disappointed. If you have questions/requests/suggestions PM me instead.