I don't know why mother gave me you, you stupid thing.

She probably read somewhere that it was good for your health or something rubbish like that. Why couldn't she at least have given me an orange version? Orange is my favourite after all and I usually get what I want. Maybe she thinks a new colour is like a new start or something, now that I'm free of the last school.

It's almost pitiful how much she believes me but why should I care? It's not like she does... That stupid girl should have listened to me, she had it coming. Everyone knows that people like her are unnatural, deluded.

So I ruined her life. It was wonderful! I mean if you're going to lie about such a big thing, at least lie well. Her a boy? As if.

She got what was coming to her, what she deserved.