"RYUJI GOHDA!" shouted Battler.
"That's me."
"What were you doing in my granddaughter's bathroom you miscreant?" said Kinzo.
"Washin' the blood off me. Killin' the maid didn't go too smoothly, and then I got even more blood on me after killing the little bitch over there..." he turned to Battler "...after I walked in here through the door like a normal person that is."
"Wha- But the door was locked!" said Battler.
"Yeah, stupid, cause I locked it after I came in. I didn't want you interruptin' my bath time, but you came and broke the door down anyway. Ya should've broken the bathroom door down too if you wanted to see me that bad."
Battler did not regret breaking down the bathroom door.
"Anyway," Ryuji Gohda clapped his hands together. "I'd love to butcher you all here and now, but first I've gotta get dressed, so toodle-oo until then!"
Ryuji Gohda started to leave, but Eva ran in front of him.
"DID YOU KILL MY SWEET BOY GEORGE!" she screeched.
"Nope."
"LIAR WE SAW HIM HE'S DEAD HE WAS STABBED TO DEA-!"
"I said I didn't do it!" said Ryuji Gohda. "Wish I did though, that stupid four-eyed incel pedophile nerd."
Eva could not control her anger any more so she dived at the man in the bath towel, who promptly caught her by the wrist, spun around and threw her across the room! She flew out the window and Battler rushed to look outside, and watched as she fell down the cliff and got impaled in the chest by the rocks at the bottom.
"Ten down, five to go! Or no, eleven down. Forgot the nerd killed himself."
"Why would George do that!" shouted Battler.
"Do I look like his therapist?! He probably just did it 'cause the maid died, the one half his age," Ryuji Gohda shrugged.
Ryuji Gohda turned to the door. Then he turned back.
"Don't waste your time with that mystery novel garbage. You already know it's me doin' the killing, no point in those contrived locked room tricks. They'd just point back to me anyway. It's easier to just kill you all and be honest about it," Ryuji Gohda pointed at Battler with his fingers forming a gun and went "PEW! Just like that. Okay bye."
Ryuji Gohda left the room, to get dressed, because he was still in a bath towel after having a bath after murdering Jessica Ushiromiya and not George (not the way Battler thought he did it).
Rudolf smacked Battler on the head.
"Try make your theories actually be right next time!"
