Subaru sits on his bed to masturbate after defeating the white whale and declaring his love for rem. However, Subaru starts to cum uncontrollably. After ten squirts he starts to pre-cum, he has never cum so many times in a row before. His hand is sticky and reeks of cum. Then Subaru desperately pushes his cock into a wad of toilet paper, but only his balls hurt and the paper crumbles after so much liquid. The semen speeds up. It's been three minutes. He can't stop cumming. The floor of his room is covered with a thin layer of baby liquid. Subaru then desperately tries to stop cumming so as not to alert others in the mansion, but it builds up too fast. Subaru then hears footsteps coming towards him and tries to turn off his cum flow by pulling on his cock. Big mistake. The air becomes hot and humid from the semen. The semen accelerates and Subaru slips and falls into his own cum. The semen is now six inches deep, almost as long as Subaru's still erect cum hose whose veins now seem to throb. Lying on his back, Subaru begins to fall all over the ceiling. Globules of the sticky white liquid begin to fall like raindrops, now Subaru is giving himself a facial with his own semen. The semen speeds up. Subaeu then struggles to stand up as the force of the semen begins to propel him backwards as if he were on a bukkake themed slide. Still on his knees, the semen is now level with Subaru's chin. However...

"Subaru-kun are you o-...!"

Emilia is greeted by hundreds of liters of semen straight to her beautiful face now stained by liters of babies. Death of Emilia. The deluge then brings to mind that subaru to the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 (it's a real thing, look it up), only with semen instead of molasses. The semen speeds up and now the whole mansion is hit by a massive wave of semen that breaks some of the mansion's windows and is now engulfed in a snow-white sludge that would make Elior's forest pale. Rosswal and Ram then go down with slimy bubbles and choked screams coming out of the goo. Subaru then prays to all the gods to end his suffering at once. The semen speeds up even more. Subaru, again, tries to stop the semen, but instead it begins to drip out of his goo. The force of the semen then opens Subaru's urethra, leaving only a large crotch hole spewing semen. His body gains speed as he slides backwards along the semen. Finally the mansion explodes causing semen to shoot everywhere and sending Subaru flying skyward at thirty miles per hour. Puck then awakens in his final form. The semen accelerates. As it continues to ascend, Puck screams angrily and shoots thousands of ice shards, but a large amount of semen hits him in the eyes and passes through his brain. Puck dies. The semen accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. Reinhard finally arrives after being alerted by his divine protection from danger. Reinhard then grabs a rock and fires it in the direction that Subaru. The rock impacts his skull. but as if some god is torturing him, he still remains conscious. However, his testicles have now become a surrogate brain. The semen accelerates and now with his plene in total control of his body he breaks the sound barrier. The semen now becomes a gigantic sea that sweeps all life in its path. The people die and reinhard dies by drowning because the idiot had no divine protection against semen suffocation (What a jerk) Subaru then leaves the planet and then contemplates a terrible truth that would make scientists on his planet question his place in the universe: The earth is flat. The semen accelerates. The semen begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a trail of comet semen. Pandora watched all this and decided to reboot, but the stupid girl tripped over her own clothes and a rock went through her skull. Because her authority works if she is aware of the attacker this death. Trapped in space forever, stripped of his body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of running. Finally, Subaru finds peace and stops thinking... as his consciousness fades into the darkness, the infinite abyss, your semen merges with the space-time continuum. Now there is nothing. Nothing, except the semen that is still being shot.

I think I just scared god and all Lovecraftian beings away.

I translated all this from Spanish to English so some of the words will be weird ?