It was a strange day in the Sky World since Pit was farting constantly as 1 would seem to expect in these stupid stories and he was wondering why; then he noticed a particular portal to the ever wacky world containing the infamous Diamond City and the sudden realization came to him. "Oh that's right... I went over there because they promised delicious treats..."
"Sounds like you got a pooty problem." Mona laughed since she was playfully fanning the air for she was ripping ass herself upon which she decided to just go along with it. "I don't fault you; I can fart quite the storm due to me eating so much pizza!"
"Oh you're the girl who always changes her job!" Pit spoke upon using his angel winds to try and waft away the embarrassing stink. "Care to tell me what it is that I did in that city again? I don't seem to remember-"
"You won an eating contest." Mona assured upon placing her hands on the shoulders of Kid Icarus while she smiled since she could feel her dress moving from her loud farts.
Pit awkwardly continued standing there like an idiot while Mona simply stood in a stupid manner. Suddenly they were joined by another farting female in the gassy mother 5-Volt who was belting out motherly methane like there wasn't a tomorrow.
"It sure does stink out here!" 5Volt joked in a playful manner upon having her hands clenched while she felt her green pants puff up from her fart gas blasts. "Guess it's because it's directly out of my rear!"
"That was a rhyme that didn't need to be supplied..." Pit murmured in embarrassment for he could feel his shorts getting warmer and dirtier with every brap he accidentally unleashed.
