Hey, y'all! I just wanted to let you know that this fanfic I'm making took over a year to develop. It all started by my fellow pals on Tumblr, scribledon and bris-art (I thank them tremendously), suggesting that this should be made into a fanfic. So I've started this as a collaborative fanfic, it means making a fanfic with others that can share, even the ideas. But sadly, that didn't go well as I just realized that it would be a pointless and stupid idea. So I decided to do my fanfic by myself. And here's the result of my 1st chapter. This is one the best ones I've ever done so far and I haven't even done chapter 2 yet. Thank you all so so much! Hope y'all like it!
Enjoy! - ή
THIS IS YOU!
CHAPTER I. THE WRONG WEED!
2 WEEKS LATER…
Brain was then led out of Pinky's mansion and into the police vehicle with his handcuffs on. The ambulance was involved, most of the friends and family were involved as well.
Pinky's parents were crying for unknown reasons, including his nephew. All the families of the Warners, Squit, Bobby, Pesto, Skippy, Buttons, Newt, Runt and Bumpo were crying.
Dot was heavily breaking. Brain's parents were crying, while his younger brother, Romy, looked very furious and disappointed. Even Pinky's wife, Billie, threatens to sue Brain for a major reason.
Brain then saw Buddy on the sidewalk as he tried to shout at the crowd to turn around, but Buddy disappeared just before the crowd turned around, the crowd then looked at Brain in disbelief and anger. Brain then rages, shouted "NOOOOOOOOO!" and breaks down crying before the police vehicle takes him away.
2 WEEKS EARLIER…
Set in November 2020. The story begins at Pinky's mansion located in the north side of Burbank, Pesto was waiting outside the mansion, impatiently. While Pinky, with his thick Brooklyn accent, waits for Wakko to look for his secret stash. Wakko, with his Jersey accent, went and checked inside the couch.
Pinky: C'mon Wak, you got the stuff or not?!
Wakko: I'm lookin'!
Pinky: Yeah, you've been looking for almost a motherfuckin' minute.
Wakko: Don't rush me!
Wakko got out the secret stash from under the couch.
Wakko: Hell yeah, found it! It was underneath the couch!
Pinky: Wait, why was it underneath my cou-? Never mind! WAK! It's getting dark!
Wakko: Aight, I'm coming!
Both Pinky and Wakko went out of the mansion to Pesto waiting outside impatiently next to Pinky's Tesla, named Shaft.
Pesto: Well, it sure took you a decent time. What took you dickwads so long?
Pinky: (points at Wakko) Wakko's fault!
Wakko: (slaps Pinky's hand away from him) Don't start!
Pinky: Aight, whatever. Let's do this already!
The trio headed in the car, Pinky went in front of the wheel, Wakko sat next to Pinky with his stash, Pesto sat in the middle of the back.
Wakko opened up the secret stash, smoked one and handed it to Pinky, as he smoked one as well. Pinky then handed the joint to Pesto as he also smoked one.
They all were laughing uncontrollably as the effects were kicking in.
Pinky: Hey, Siri. Turn on Bluetooth.
Siri (on Pinky's iPhone 11 Pro Max): Excuse me!
Pinky: Hey, Siri. Turn on Bluetooth!
Siri (on Pinky's iPhone 11 Pro Max): Excuse me!
Pinky, getting pissed: Si-SIRI! TURN ON BLUETOOTH!
Siri (on Pinky's iPhone 11 Pro Max): Sorry, I don't understand!
Pinky gets furious while Wakko and Pesto are laughing in the background.
Pinky, furious: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP! DISCRIMINATORY! Stupid-ass phone! You discriminate!
Pinky turns on Bluetooth himself, puts on Spotify and plays "Versace" by Migos. Pinky and the others tag along with the lyrics. Pinky then drives off to Walmart while high.
At Walmart, Pinky was walking around, looking at random stuff and saying "Walmart" so many times. Meanwhile, both Wakko and Pesto have a random can-filled pillow fight. Wakko handed Pinky a pillow and then pondered.
Pinky: Wait, why did we bring pillows?!
Wakko: I think we had a canned pillow fight yesterday. You wanna do it again?
Pinky: Are you kidding me? F*CK YEAH!
They all were laughing while having a harmless pillow fight but suddenly got a little too much when they were starting to get slowly violent as they carried on. Then Pinky knocks Wakko down and gives him a bloody nose.
Wakko: Oh! Is that all you got, bitch?
Wakko then knocks Pinky down to the floor.
Pinky: Muthafucka!
Pinky tries to knock Wakko with the can-filled pillow but accidentally hits Pesto instead, sending him backwards.
Pesto: Di-Did you just hit me?! Did dat muthafucka just hit me?!
Pinky: Pesto! My god! I'm so sor-!
Pesto hits Pinky back, sending him to the floor.
Pesto: Bitch!
Pinky: I'LL FLAMIN' WELL KILL YA!
They all kept having a violent pillow fight until it got all messy. People were shocked, the employees tried their best to kick them out of Walmart but they were scared to get attacked or hurt.
Meanwhile, at Brain's house, Brain was watching the new Black Mirror episodes on Netflix in bed while drinking Pepsi. Brain's phone was ringing, it was a call from Squit. Brain then answered it.
Brain: Hello, Squit.
Squit, on the phone: Dude, thank god you answered. Please turn on the news!
Brain: Wait, what?
Squit, on the phone: Just do it!
Brain: Uhhh…ok?! What is it about?
Brain turns off Netflix and changes to TV to watch the news.
Announcer (on TV): BREAKING NEWS! There was a live short video caught with three of the Animaniacs cast members, Alto "Pinky" Cartwright-Carrétero (age 43), Wakko Warner (age 39), Pestolio "Pesto" Tihtusville (age 43), starting a violent riot by having a bloody pillow fight with each other inside of Walmart. So many Walmart employees tried to stop them but frankfully they were too scared that some of them had to leave their jobs early.
Brain: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Meanwhile, back at Walmart, Pinky, Wakko and Pesto went to the parking lot, not stopping the chaos as Pinky managed to smash the windshield of Button's car accidentally while trying to hit Wakko and Pesto.
Buttons: ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME!
Pinky: Bu-Buttons?! Is-is-is t-that y-you?
Buttons: DUDE, SNAP OUT OF IT! YOU FUCKED UP MY WINDSHIELD!
Pinky: Wait, did you say you fucked my Windows 10 laptop?
Buttons: What?! No! I said-!
Wakko uncontrollably took a swing at Buttons but completely missed.
Buttons: DAFUQ!
Wakko: Dude! Watch out! There's a hooker tryin' to attack ya! Go away, hooker!
Buttons: I'M NOT A MOTHERFU-! Aight, that's it, I'm calling the cops!
Pinky: Wait, WHAT?! THE COPS!
Wakko: Wait, did you say you want pops? I got ya so pops, there in my-!
Pinky: WAK, HE'S CALLIN' THE COPS!
Wakko: HUH?!
Pesto: Wait, did he say somethin' about cock?
Wakko: Uhhh…P, he's callin' the cops!
Pesto looked surprised and still at the same time…but not in the good way.
Pesto: I'm not gonna say anything!
The effects were starting to wear off of them slowly as they finally saw what was going on around them. The windows at Walmart were completely broken, some of the aisles in Walmart were damaged, soda and spilt alcohol on the floor, food everywhere and the worst part of this situation is that Pinky smashed the windshield of Buttons' Porsche 911.
Pinky: Uhhh…guys! What…just…happened?
Pesto: No idea!
Pinky: Wakko, what was in your stash?
Wakko: Uhhh…
Pesto: As a matter of fact, yeah! What was in your stash?
Pinky and Pesto suspiciously glared at Wakko. Wakko then started thinking that he might have taken the wrong stash by mistake. Wakko then muttered, "Crap!", quietly while shitting himself.
Pinky: Well…!
Wakko: Aight, aight! Fine! I think I may have taken the wrong stash by mistake!
Pinky: Come again!
Wakko: Guys, my other stash is in your cabinet. The one's I took…are mixed with bath-salts.
Pinky and Pesto were shocked by what they heard coming out of Wakko's mouth.
Wakko: I'm really sorry! It was an accident! (inhales) My bad!
Pinky: My bad? MY BAD?! WHAT WERE YOU FUCKIN' THINKIN'?!
Pesto: Wait, why would you even have those, where did you get it from?
Wakko: I think it was that time when I tricked a drug dealer about 2 weeks ago, he was hunting me down for it. I was so scared yet too drunk to realize because I was drinkin' too much after partying at The Box at night. Then I came to your house and asked you to let me hide it so he doesn't kill me. Then you agreed for some reason but you were tired so I think you didn't even realize. So I hid it under the couch!
Pinky and Pesto stared at Wakko in shock and disbelief.
Pinky: WHY?!
Wakko: Well, it's either that or I'm dead! And do you want me to be killed?!
Pinky: Well, considering that you gave us bath-salts, you kinda deserve it!
Wakko: Wow, man. (sticks a middle finger to Pinky) Fuck you!
Suddenly, so many police cars were arriving at the parking lot. Pinky, Wakko and Pesto screamed.
Pinky: Shit, run!
They suddenly escaped from the cops after they damaged Button's car in the parking lot and Button's already called the police. They eventually run far away so that the coast is clear. They suddenly ran into the woods shortly after.
Not long after the effect had worn out of them, they all stopped running. Pinky then pushed Wakko out of anger.
Wakko: Hey, fuck you!
Pesto then falls down effortlessly and starts rolling on the floor, crying.
Pesto: Guys, I'm still fucked up and I don't know why!
Pinky: Man, I just wanna go home! (then looks at Wakko) Y'know what, Stoner Dick, your weed sucks my ass!
Wakko: Dafuq did you say to me?!
Pinky: Yeah! That's right, I said it!
Wakko: Say it again, I dare ya!
Pinky: Well, I say it all night, you fake-ass Jackie Chan-Chris Tucker! I know you're too good by mistaking the wrong weed, you confused wannabe!
Wakko: OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OFF MY CASE, ASSHOLE?! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! (calm down) I've never been that f*cked up by being stranded in the forest with muppets.
Pinky punches Wakko and strangles him on the floor.
Pinky: You fucking dumbass! This is all our fault.
Wakko, still choking: God…I…said…I'm…sorriee!
Pesto, crying, still rolling on the floor: I WANT MY MOMMY! I WANT MY MOMMY! I'M SEEING STARS! I'M SEEING STARS!
SNAP!
They all heard a twig snap in half out of nowhere. Pinky lets go of Wakko's neck as Wakko breathes properly. Pesto quickly got up.
Pesto: What just happened?!
Pinky shushed him.
SNAP!
All three walked a bit closer to where the noise was coming from.
Pinky, shouted: Hello!
Then there was a long silence, Pinky and Wakko looked very confused and Pesto looked really scared shitless. As seconds passed by, the gang slowly laughed it off.
Pinky: Man, I might be just some stupid-ass ra-!
Suddenly, a mysterious man with a hoodle from a distance was aiming at the gang with a knife and began chasing them.
Pinky: Wait-what the…HOLY SHIT! RUN!
Then, a mysterious man with a knife was about to chase them and the others were running for their lives. Then they all suddenly stopped at the random road in the woods.
Pinky: Damn it, Wak! This is all your fault!
Wakko: I said I'm sorry!
Pesto: Who the hell was that?!
Pinky: Who cares who it is?! Did you see that he has a knife!
Yakko's silver Escalade came for them. Inside the car, there was Yakko, Brain, Squit, Bobby and Buttons. Yakko was driving at the front, Buttons was next to Yakko, Brain and Squit were in the middle, Bobby was at the back.
Yakko: Get your asses in the fuckin' car!
Wakko: But…
Yakko: RIGHT NOW!
They all got in a car and drove off. Wakko saw a shooting star in the sky through the window.
Wakko: Hey, look! Shooting star. Quick, everyone make a wish!
Yakko, disappointed: Just shut it, Wak!
Pesto: Why didn't you stop us from happening, moron?!
Squit: Hey! Can it! It's not my fault that I had to save your stoner-ass.
Pesto: What did ya just call me?!
Squit: A stoner-ass!
Bobby: Whoa, guys! Let's not start fighting!
Pesto: What da-How dare ya, you…you…DAT'S IT!
Squit then slapped Pesto hard as he was about to fight Squit as always. Pesto felt shocked but winced in pain. Brain, Bobby, Pinky, Buttons, Wakko and Yakko looked at this situation and felt surprised.
Squit, fuming: AH SHADDAP! Y'know what what I fuckin' hate about you?! It's that you're an entitled stuck-up, stupid, selfish little brat! That's the whole problem!
Pesto: But…I-it's just in the show.
Squit: Oh no! Minus the show, I mean…REAL LIFE! You do some stupid shit and you entirely blame me for it, even when the times in fucking helped you! And those are times you've nearly cost me my fucking life! So you can drop the "It's just in the show" act!
Pesto: But-!
Squit: If you continue to be a complete dickhead then why in the flyin' fuck should I even help you at all?!
Bobby: Ayy-yo, Squit! Let's just calm down will ya?!
Squit: Quit it, Bobby! And as for you, ya didn't even attempt to help, all you do is just LAUGH AT MY FUCKIN' PAIN! (calms down) Everyone, just don't talk to me for a while, I'm pissed!
Squit then calls him an idiot and after having a real long, brutal rant about him which made Pesto almost cry. Buttons then goes off a Pinky for damaging his car.
Buttons: Dude, do you know how much trouble all of you misfits caused?!
Pinky: Dude, c'mon! I'm sorry!
Buttons: Sorry?! That's all you have to say?! That was my brand new Porsche I bought a couple of days ago.
Pinky: ¡Oh, mi maldito dios! We were wasted! Maybe you should have parked somewhere else, genio! How about dat?!
Buttons: Y'know what, shut up! Just shut up, you son of a bitch!
Pinky: God! It's just a small problem!
Brain: Yeah, your small brain is a problem!
Pinky: So my brain's small, huh? What else is small? Oh, I know! Your dick! Okay, cool!
Brain punched Pinky in the stomach so hard for that remark, Pinky started crying in pain.
Brain: Fuck you!
They all got back to Walmart, specifically at the parking lot.
Yakko: Aight, I just need to pump the gas. All of you, wait outside.
When they all got out, Yakko was about to pump the gas on his car. Suddenly, a strange meteor came down fast and hit Yakko's car. Yakko then suddenly screams.
Yakko: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!
Brain: Fucking hell!
Wakko then pondered about this and realized.
Wakko: Wait. The shooting star was a meteor?
They all looked at Wakko and facepalms.
All: IDIOT!
Yakko came closer to his broken car which had a meteor on its top. He felt like he was about to cry and break down.
Yakko: My…car!
Pinky came closer to Yakko and started rubbing his back with comfort.
Pinky: Dude, c'mon. It's gonna be okay, we'll be able to get ya a new car, I'll pay for your loss, it's on me. How about I'll use my car so I could take you back home?! Just hope nuttin' can get any…
Pinky stopped mid-sentence when he saw a police officer putting down a ticket and the tow truck was towing his car away.
Pinky: (walks up to a cop) AYY YO! Dafuq you doin' to Shaft?! I haven't even done a mad ting!
Cop: Well, you parked at the disabled lot. You are not disabled!
Pinky: Well, what if I really am disabled?!
Cop: You're not disabled!
Pinky: I am disabled! Look at my arm! (flops his arm around once)
Cop: Sir, you know everyone around here is watching you.
Pinky, getting furious: WELL F*CK IT, LET THEM WATCH! LET THEM ALL WATCH WHEN I WHOOP UR F*CKING ASS TO YOUR DESTINATION!
A cop in disbelief then leaves Pinky and the others stranded at Walmart's parking lot.
Pinky: Yep. Well, we're fucked!
Yakko breaks down crying and Brain then screams in anger.
To Be Continued…
