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CHAPTER II. BACK FROM THE UNDEAD, BACK FOR REVENGE!

The scene then opens up with the news on TV.

Announcer (on TV): BREAKING NEWS! There has been an incident that was well known recently. There was a certain former cast member of Animaniacs, who has recently passed away after he has been missing for 3 days. He was mostly known for appearing in the episode finale of the 1st season of Animaniacs, titled The Warner's 65th Anniversary Special, which originally aired on Fox Kids on 23th May 1994. He was stabbed multiple times by an unknown suspect, the death was located in the middle of the woods. Some major detectives explored this by searching footprints, fingerprints and mostly evidence, but sadly it wasn't specified who the suspect actually is. The police detectives are still out on the case. As we heard now, the killer's name was unknown.

The scene then ends with a TV grain with a generic static white noise.

THE NEXT DAY…

The next scene opens at church, where Brain gives a speech on the funeral of the beloved Animaniacs cast member and colleague, Buddy, while the rest of the cast members are sitting down listening while some of them are shedding a tear. Runt, however, in the middle, looked pissed and kept drinking beer.

Brain: How should we remember Eden "Buddy" Mullet? To his parents, he was a beloved son. To his friends, he was a witty pal, bright and eager to learn. But to the majority of us he was OUR friend.

Runt, drunkenly furious: Bullshit! You fucking hypocrite!

Brain: Excuse me!?

Runt: How dare you?! Get him out of here!

Dot: RUNT!

Runt: You weren't Buddy's friends! He didn't have any! He's already gone and yet you didn't even care! This is all your fault! You killed him! All of you, you murdered him AND YOU LET IT HAPPEN!

Plotz lividly grabs Runt by the neck and throws him out of the Church. Runt fell down to the ground as he yelped in pain, his bottle smashed on the floor.

Plotz: You're not fucking funny, you drunk pigfuck! There's people in there crying. Upset. You're a grown-ass man! Show some respect!

Plotz shuts the Church's door at Runt.

Runt: Great! I hope you all rot in hell!

LATER THAT NIGHT…

A rave was happening at the local graveyard and most of the Animaniacs characters were partying hard. Pinky went to apologize to Wakko for strangling him and punching him. Wakko apologized back for mistaking normal weed with bathsalt-coated weed.

Pinky: Uhhh…yeah.

Wakko: Uhhh…what?

Pinky: Listen, I'm sorry for strangling and punching your ass. It was way out of my league!

Wakko: Nah, save your words. I should be the one who apologizes. If I didn't plant bath-salt weed under your couch and used it on your guys, none of this wouldn't have happened. I just didn't wanna get killed.

Pinky: Dude, c'mon! Don't be so hard on yourself. I know you've made a mistake but you don't deserve to get killed.

Wakko: Thanks for cheering me up, bruv.

Pinky: Oh, no problem. Just please don't do that again and just use the normal stash.

Wakko: All taken!

Brain then makes a speech again about Buddy and his death

Brain: Alright, shut up, everybody!

Everyone stopped partying and everything went quiet, they all turned to Brain to listen to his speech.

Brain: Unfortunately, For what we learned about Buddy's death is that Buddy was stabbed in the woods but the killer was completely unknown. But whoever the killer is, we all hope that he'll get the most painful punishment that has ever been known to mankind. How should we remember Eden "Buddy" Mullet? To his parents, he was a beloved son. To his friends, he was a witty pal, bright and eager to learn. But to the majority of us he was OUR friend.

Bumpo, age 47, smoking a joint, rudely interrupted the speech by booing what Brain said.

Bumpo: Udder…f*cking…BS!

Everyone looked at him and gasped.

Brain: Huh?

Bumpo: Have you guys taken you stupid pills?! I think he just completely faked his own death so he can get attention!

Plucky, at the back: Hey, man! Shut the fuck up!

Brain: Goddamn it, Bumpo! If you are not gonna be sensible about it, just get outta here! You're now behaving like a dick!

Bumpo: And I believe, you're behaving like a FUCKIN' ASSHAT!

Brain was shook at what he heard.

Both Furrball and Skippy grabbed Bumpo by the shoulders and pulled him away.

Bumpo: He's faking it! Listen to me!

He was later thrown out of the graveyard.

Bumpo: Fuck you guys!

Bumpo then leaves, all depressed.

Brain: So, overall, if I hadn't been interrupted by another simpleton enough. We will sadly miss Buddy. He was a hard-working, funny, talented friend and we hopefully will never forget that. R.I.P. Eden "Buddy" Mullet, you will be missed.

After the speech, the party was back on. 30 minutes later, the party at the graveyard was wrapping up and everyone was starting to clear up all the mess they had made and leave.

Buster: I think we should make a toast, man.

Montana: To who?

Buster: Buddy, the guy who was our friend.

Yakko: Oh, I can't drink to that. Just because we're celebrating. It doesn't mean we're getting drunk. I'm tryin' to sober up for my wife and kids.

Buster: No, I mean, you know. You know, to say goodbye.

Yakko: Yeah, you're kinda right. There's so many things that we'll miss about him, he was a funny, talented guy.

Buster: Why do you call him Shrek?

Montana: Why do you think? He was big...and green…and ugly.

Buster: Except he wasn't actually that green, though, was he?

Montana: But, fuck me, was he ugly! Wasn't that him who threw up during the shoot for the last episode of the 1st season of Animaniacs?

Buster: Well, that's priceless. You came to his funeral and yet you didn't know who he was?

When they all left the cemetery, Bumpo then suspiciously went up to Buddy's memorial gravestone at the graveyard. He then smirked, mischievously.

Bumpo: Well, in that case, I should definitely give him a…proper sendoff, right? Rest in peace, Buddy.

He then pulled his pants down and started to urinate into Buddy's grave while saying rancid insults about him, mocking his death. He was dressed like he was at the rave and was very drunk.

Bumpo: Rest in piss, bro. (laughs)

Then a mysterious figure was right behind him with a sword in his hand.

Bumpo, singing: One for my homies, one for my blud. One for my jeans. Paying my respect the only way I know how. To Buddy. I bet the only reason you've faked your own death was 'coz you were trying to get a hard-on. Boi, you should be ashamed.

Bumpo then says his final line.

Bumpo: Buddy, let's be honest, you just wanted attention, you just wanted that wood, boy!

He then got stabbed in the chest. Bumpo, who was in pain, had a last look at the sword which was completely louched through his chest before it was pulled back as blood was spraying everywhere. He then collapsed into Buddy's grave dead, soulessly.

THIS MORNING…

The scene cuts to daytime. At the local swimming center, Yakko was on the phone with Buttons via video call.

Yakko: So, you're telling me that Pinky's giving you enough money to pay for your broken windshield and my car.

Buttons, via video: Uh, yeah. He actually sent me $100,000 after he apologized and said to replace your Escalade as well. I said to him that he can keep the money and he doesn't need to worry about it. But I could tell that he generally felt bad, so he sent me the money anyway just to make things up.

Yakko: That's kind of amazing. Thank you very much, man.

Buttons: No problem. Anyway, have a good rest of the day. Gotta go now! I have a long basketball tournament coming out and I need to get ready.

Yakko: Aight, well good luck with your match. I'll believe in ya, bro.

Buttons: (laughs) Thx. I'm going to send you some money for your new car in a sec.

Yakko: Thanks. When I see Pinky, I'm gonna thank him for doing this. Well, Imma go and get dressed. I guess I'll talk to you later after the tournament.

Buttons: Aight, take care.

Yakko: You too. See ya, pal!

Yakko hung up and ended the video call with Buttons.

Yakko put his smartphone down on the bench and was about to get dressed.

Suddenly, he heard a strange tapping noise coming from the back of the corridor which startled Yakko. He then walked slowly…

Yakko: Uhhh…hello.

and slowly…

Yakko: Is anyone out here?

and slowly.

Yakko: Anybody?

He then stopped and saw a strange person at the back of the corridor with familiar looks, which looked like Buddy. Yakko was frightened but confused at the same time.

Yakko: Wait! Buddy, is that actually you?

FLASHBACK…

Then a short flashback appeared with Buddy trying to fight Yakko but ended up being pushed in the pool by him.

Yakko (flashback): (laughs) Oh my God! This is so fucking jokes! Hey, everyone, look! He can't even fucking swim to save his life!

Almost everyone at the local swimming center was laughing at Buddy struggling to swim as he almost drowned.

The flashback ended with Buddy crying out, "I CAN'T SWIM!"

END FLASHBACK…

Yakko stood still in shock and was absolutely scared shitless.

Yakko: Uhhh…Buddy, pal! How are you doin'? I-I tho-thought y-you w-were d-dead!

The undead Buddy just stood at the back of the corridor, staring at Yakko, menacingly. It made Yakko very uncomfortable and frightened that his fur and tail were completely shaking.

Yakko: L-let's ju-just t-talk about t-this! I'm sure we can work this out.

Yakko screamed as Buddy ran into him fast and pushed him into the pool. He then pulled his head out of the water to breathe.

Yakko: OH GOD! BUDDY, PLEASE! I'M SORRY, WHATEVER I FUCKING DID TO YOU! I'M REALLY SORRY! PLEASE LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS, I'M SURE WE CAN WORK IT OUT!

Yakko was panicking like crazy until he saw Buddy, with red eyes and all covered in black. Buddy later jumped into Yakko in the pool as Yakko screamed in agony.

Buddy cannonballed Yakko into the bottom of the pool while Yakko was trying to escape out of the water. He was later suffering as he was running out of air in his lungs.

Buddy was just sitting on Yakko for quite a long time until Yakko used his last breath shouting "Help." before he couldn't breathe anymore. Yakko didn't have any oxygen left in his lungs anymore and sadly died soulessly in the water. Yakko's eyes were still open and his body was completely still.

Buddy then disappears into thin-air and the scene ends with Yakko in the pool, dead.

To Be Continued…