THIS IS YOU!
CHAPTER IV. PAYBACK!
The next day, at the local gym in Burbank. Buttons got out of the shower and was about to get dressed but was interrupted by a message on his phone. Button picks up his phone and sees a "You're a dumb fuck!" emoji.
Buttons: It's probably Runt trolling us again. What's going on with this big, dumb animal?!
He then heard a banging noise coming from the lockers.
He went to the lockers to see what it was, he saw a baseball bat on the floor. Buttons then saw the graffiti on the mirror which said, "THIS IS YOU, YOU BLACK BASTARD!", as it made Buttons livid and rubbed it off. Buttons shouted across the lockers.
Buttons: WHOEVER WROTE THIS, GET YO ASS OVER HERE AND SHOW YOURSELF! IMMA WHOOP YO ASS! YOU AIN'T FUNNY, N*GGA!
Suddenly the undead Buddy was behind him as Buttons turned around. Buttons looked very shocked but yet confused.
Buttons: B-Buddy?
FLASHBACK…
Then another flashback appeared with Buttons whipping Buddy in a changing room.
Buddy: Ow! Ahhh! Dude, stop!
Buttons: Y'want some more?! Yeah! Take it! Take it all! Lemme get that ass! Take it like a bad bitch!
END FLASHBACK…
Buddy grabbed a towel from the wooden bench.
Buttons: What the fuck?
Buddy then whips him with a towel so many times.
Buttons: AHHH!
He whips him again…
Buttons: OUCH!
…and in the ass…
Buttons: OWWW!
…and in the dick.
Buttons: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKER!
He then grabs the baseball bat from the floor. But Buddy whips him once more, almost popping one of his eyes out its socket.
Buttons: AAAH!
He then swings the baseball bat and fights Buddy off with a baseball bat and knocks him out unconscious. Buttons then carries on hitting him with a baseball bat multiple times.
Buttons: DIE!
Buttons then drops the baseball bat, steps on Buddy's body and spits on him.
Buttons then looked in the mirror and saw his left eyeball dislocated from his eye socket and managed to put his left eye back in his eye socket despite that he screamed in pain.
Buttons: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Buttons then looked at his left eye again, he realized that it was back in his eye socket properly. He then smiled with grief and happiness. He then laughs it off with joy.
What he also realized while looking through the mirror is that Buddy stood back up and used his inhaler. Buttons then turned his smile into a frown within a couple of seconds. Buttons then looks back slowly and runs away.
Babs Bunny and Shirley McLoon, now in their 40s, (as cameos) were talking to each other and walking through the hallway.
Babs: So, which celebrity do you think is the most hottest? Matt Damon or Bradley Cooper?
Buttons then came towards Shirley and tried to scream for help.
Shirley: Babs, help me! He's like trying to rape me!
Babs then shoos Buttons by hitting him repeatedly with a paper like he's a naughty cat.
Babs: The fuck outta here, you son of a bitch!
Buttons then runs through the corridor and aims to the exit, while still screaming for help. Babs helped Shirley, who was in shock, and hugged her.
Babs: Sometimes, men are just perverted sickos!
Buttons ran far away from the building of the local gym. He ran outside to the fence. He then stopped near the fence and looked around slowly to make sure Buddy was completely gone.
He then calms down and sighs with satisfaction as he had never felt so lucky that he's still alive. Buttons then slowly laughed off.
Buttons: Thank fucking god for that! Suck on that you big cu-!
But before Buttons could even finish his final sentence, Buddy grabbed Buttons by the boxer shorts as he was giving him a painful wedgie. Buttons then struggles to break free.
Buddy lifts him up by the shorts. Buttons was soon impaled by his chin and through the skull upon an iron fence by the undead Buddy. Blood was drooling out of his head so much that blood was covering his chest, arms, legs and even dribbling down his feet.
He eventually uses his last breath and slowly stands still, dead, hanging on the iron fence by the head.
THIS AFTERNOON…
Brain, Squit, Pinky, Wakko, Pesto and Runt have an argument at Brain's house, specifically in his backyard, about who's missing. Pesto threw a chair in the swimming pool.
Wakko: It makes no sense! Me and Dot tried to call him last night but he never picked up. My brother's missing, Bobby's missing, hell, even that douchebag, Bumpo, is missing! (gasp) What if Buddy was alive...and he's getting revenge by killing them, even us? Are we next?
Pinky then threw a chair through the window outside which made Brain mad.
Brain: PINKY! WHAT THE HELL?!
Pinky: Buddy...is...dead, Wak! Don't be fuckin' stupid with this ting!
Brain: (comes up to Pinky) Pinky.
Pinky: Let's not forget that Runt sent us those fucked up messages!
Brain: (getting frustrated) Pinky!
Runt: What's that supposed to mean?!
Pinky: (to Runt) It means you already made us look like a bunch of scumbags! You're already lookin' like a twat!
Brain: (furious) PINKY!
Pinky: (looks back at Brain) What, Brain? What?
Brain: WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WHAT"?! I DON'T THINK RUNT SENT THOSE MESSAGES!
Pinky: Well, who did?! (he pondered sarcastically) Ohhh, wait? Was it Buddy? Did Buddy come back from the dead and send those messages and smash your window?!
Brain: (growled in anger) Yeah! You did that, you imbecile!
Pinky: Totally not my problem.
Brain: (then strangles Pinky) SHUT THE F*CK UP!
Runt: Y'know what? This is ridiculous, maybe I'll just leave.
Pesto: (grabs Runt) Hey! I'm not finished with you yet!
Squit: (tried to stop Pesto) Pesto! Knock it off, for Christ's sake! It wasn't Runt!
Pesto: OH SHUT UP, YOU IRISH TWAT!
Squit then punched Pesto into the swimming pool. Pesto then got out of the water and proceeded to cry. Brain stopped strangling Pinky and looked at Pesto and so did everyone else.
Pesto: You...hit me! (cries)
Squit: (getting livid) Yeah, and if you don't shut the fuck up right now, Imma knock your teeth out as well!
Pesto: (gasp) You cruel...stupid...slimy-
Brain: (interrupts the fight) Guys! I don't have time for this! All of you get out of my house! RIGHT NOW!
Pesto gets out of the pool all wet.
Pesto: (looks at Squit) Prick!
Pinky then got up while holding his bruised neck.
Pinky: (looks at Brain) Jackass!
Brain: (looks at Pinky) Twat!
They all leave Brain's backyard except for Squit who apologized to Brain about the video and Brain looked down and didn't say anything.
Squit: I'm really sorry, okay?
Squit then left as well.
The scene ends with Brain on the chair, facepalming himself.
LATER THAT NIGHT…
Pesto and Wakko drove back to the graveyard. Pesto was about to get out of his violet Lamborghini to dig Buddy out of the grave but Wakko stopped him.
Pesto: If you think he's still alive and just here to kill us, well, I'm gonna make sure that he IS dead! C'mon, let's do dis!
Wakko: Pesto, stop! You don't need to do this!
Pesto: Why not?!
Wakko: 'Coz it's gonna take you hours to get down to his coffin and this is a total dick dance.
Pesto then rages at Wakko.
Pesto: OH, WHY DO YOU CARE! WHAT ABOUT ME?! MAN, IT'S ALL OF YOUSE PEOPLE! IT'S ALWAYS "PESTO, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!", "PESTO, YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!" OR "OH, GO BACK TO BEING A SCREW-UP AS ALWAYS, PESTO! YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRUSTWORTHY! JUST GO TO HELL AND FUCKING DIE!"
Pesto then breaks down crying and Wakko looks worried about him.
Wakko: Uhhh…
Pesto: AND I'M FUCKIN' SICK OF IT! I HATE IT SO MUCH! I'M TIRED OF BEING SEEN AS THE BAD GUY! I'M FUCKIN' TIRED OF IT!
Pesto then sobs really loudly, Wakko then hugs him as he feels really bad about him.
Wakko: C'mon, dude! Please stop cryin'! Look, I don't think you're a bad guy!
Pesto then slowly calms down for a while.
Pesto: Really?
Wakko: Of course, neither does Pinky. You're a funny-ass guy! Y'know?
Pesto then stops crying and smiles a little.
Pesto: T-Thank you! That-that made me feel so much better. Thanks, Wak!
Wakko: No probs, P. No probs.
Wakko then comforts him by listening to one of the old unreleased songs by Wakko & Pinky on Spotify.
Wakko: By the way, you wanna listen to one of our old unreleased tunes? We recently uploaded it on Spotify.
Pesto: Yea, sure. Don't see why not.
Wakko puts on Spotify to play one of their old dark garage tracks from 2001-2002.
Pesto: My God! Man, the beat goes hard!
Wakko: Yea, I know right?
They loudly sing Pinky's rapping verses on this song in unison.
After Wakko and Pesto were saying "Leggo!" a lot, the undead Buddy was closer to the car window, which Pesto saw and then screamed "LEGGO!" as a serious manner.
Buddy then drags Pesto out to the ground and locks Wakko in the car. Wakko screamed and tried to get out.
Wakko: NOOOOOOO! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
Buddy then cuts off his penis with a shovel, causing him to almost bleed to death.
Wakko: PESTO! NO!
Wakko then finds the button that opens the car roof. Wakko then got out of the car through the open car roof to try and rescue him. He saw Pesto, who was holding his privates as he grunted in pain. Blood was leaking out of his privates so much, it created a big puddle on the floor.
Pesto: Wakko!
Wakko: Oh my God! Pesto, hold on! Imma call 911!
Pesto: No. Wakko…r-run.
Wakko: What?
Pesto: RUN!
Buddy then immediately grabs him by the neck, picks him up and shoves him feet-first into a woodchipper nearby, slowly killing him. Pesto then screams for mercy.
Pesto: PLEASE, HELP!
Those were Pesto's last words before his middle torso had already grinded up. Wakko watched the whole thing in horror, he then screamed like a little girl.
Wakko then made a run for it, he ran as fast as he could. Through the grass, passing through the other gravestones. He then went through the hedges to make sure Buddy wouldn't see him.
After Wakko manages to escape, he then attempts to hide inside a hedge. He watched Buddy grinding Pesto into ground beef. Wakko then throws up by experiencing the unforgettable horror that is his friend's death. But he then huffed and puffed as he was relieved.
Wakko then felt his stomach rumbling. He then accidentally lets out a long, high-pitched wet fart, which caught the attention of Buddy, as Buddy looked around. Wakko then hides on the ground.
Wakko, whispered: Oh God! Why did I have those cheesy quesadillas and a tub of ice cream? Why?!
Wakko then holds his nose from the cheesy foul smell and gags quietly.
Wakko: Augh! I can't! I can't!
When Buddy finishes looking around, he then continues to grind Pesto's lifeless body in the woodchipper. When Wakko stood back up, he sighed in relief.
After the coast is clear, he makes a run for it but Buddy chops off one of his legs with a shovel. Wakko then fell to the ground and screamed in pain as blood was gushing out of his limb wound. He then stood up and tried to run with one leg but somehow fell down into the grave, Buddy's grave.
He then looks at the weird graffiti written on Buddy's tombstone saying "THIS IS YOU, WAK!", Wakko was panicking and crying for his life.
Wakko: (cries in emotional distress) OKAY, I CONFESS! LOOK-LOOK, WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE JUST JOKING AROUND! (calms down) You don't need to do this, man! I beg! I fucking beg! Listen! It was the others that didn't like you, not me! I always- (inhale) I always liked you!
Wakko then calms down a bit more, even though he lost a foot.
Wakko: Actually, my wife kind of fancied you. She wanted to go out with you but she was t-too scared to ask me that because she loves me so much...AND THAT'S THE TRUTH! OKAY?! BELIEVE!
Buddy then walks behind Wakko with a shovel.
Wakko: Even if she did go out with you, then...maybe...(then smiles and claps once)...maybe it's not too late!
Buddy then decapitates Wakko with a shovel, killing him as blood was squirting out everywhere. Wakko's head was on the grass, his eyes slowly rotated upwards as he was completely dead.
Buddy then plotted a badge saying, "Head Boi", on Wakko's head before disappearing once more.
THE NEXT MORNING…
The police arrived at the graveyard. 2 cops were talking about the evidence.
Cop 1: Uhhh...Ade, I don't think my kids are going to be happy when they see this.
Cop 2: (with a Cockney accent) See what, Sage?
Cop 1: (picks up Wakko's decapitated head) I just found one of the main stars in the kids' show decapitated.
Cop 2: Wow, that's actually tragic. Is that the only person or...?
Cop 1: I'm afraid not, Ade. (then holds Pesto's chopped-off penis) The other's his dick.
Cop 2: Christ almighty! Look at the size of that bloody sausage.
To Be Continued…
