Once upon a time, there were two friends in the Pokemon World. They were an innocent little Rowlet and a silly little Torchic. But then, Giratina appeared, and some more things happened. But first, let's start at the start.
"Ahh, what a good day it is to be a Rowlet in the Pokemon World!"
"Who says things like that? No humans say "Wow, what a good day to be a human on Earth!""
"I do."
"Okay, I guess. Let's go outside."
Torchic and Rowlet went outside, and there was intense thunder. That's not normal.
"Woah, Torchic! There's tons of rain and lightning outside!"
"I mean, I saw that."
"I was watching Psyduck on Psyduck News, and he never mentioned rain! Also, why do I very faintly see Giratina?"
"Well, we should check the news."
They watched the news. This is what Psyduck said.
"Giratina escaped from the Distortion World, and is causing chaos all throughout the world! Given the events that have happened centuries prior, there will probably be a human that ends up turning into a Pokemon to save us. Not sure why we can't just do it ourselves, but Arceus works in mysterious ways."
They did not think much of it. Not sure why.
1 week later...
"WAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Wow, what's that crying, Torchic?"
"I don't know. We should check it out."
One walk to the beach where the crying came from later...
"Oh, a Happiny. Are you good?"
"WAAAH! I'm not good, Rowlet! Geodude stole my stone! He said "You wanna see a magic trick?" I said "Yes!" and he stole it!"
"Don't worry, Happiny! Me and Torchic will help! Where is Geodude?"
"He ran off to the Cave of a Million Zubat! Go make him return my stone, and I'll be friends with you guys!"
"We'll do that."
They went to the cave, and it had a million Zubat. They reached Geodude after a very long time, and they talked to him.
"Hey, Geodude! Why did you steal the stone!"
"Well, Torchic, I was in a wacky goofy mood! And also Giratina told me to."
"Why did you follow him?"
"He promised snacks."
"Did you get snacks?"
"No."
"Will you give the stone back?"
"Yes."
"Thank you!"
As they walked back to the beach where Happiny was, they talked for a bit.
"You know, Rowlet, that whole Giratina thing was a bit concerning. What is he up to?"
"Not sure. Let's give the stone back."
They went to Happiny.
"Hey, Happiny! We have your stone back!"
"Thank you, Rowlet! I'll now join you in your quest!"
"Me and Torchic don't have a quest."
"Well, if you ever have a quest, I will be sure to join you!"
"Okay."
Then, the two little critters decided to go back to their house and watch the news.
"Good evening. This is Psyduck on the Psyduck News. More information about Giratina has come to my knowledge. Giratina has been bribing people to cause destruction by luring them in with snacks. A reporter Psyduck is currently on the scene with a formerly brainwashed Geodude."
"Hello. I'm Geodude. I was formerly part of Giratina's club, and I stole an innocent Happiny's stone, which I was very ashamed of for. I was promised pretzel rods for joining, and I never received my pretzel rods, so I am thinking about legal action, given that Giratina made me sign a legally binding cont-"
Suddenly, Giratina appeared.
"Did you not read the fine print? It said that you will get your pretzel rods within 1 year of joining. Bye!"
"Well, I'm not suing him anymore, but that doesn't make him a good guy. I urge anybody who has, or has thought about joining Giratina, to not. I know he has been forcing people to join, as I saw him threatening a group of Venipede in the Giratina Club meeting room."
It cut back to the main Psyduck.
"Thank you, Geodude. This has been Psyduck News, out."
"Woah, Torchic! That was the Geodude that stole Happiny's stone earlier! Let's just-"
They were interrupted by more crying.
"More crying, Rowlet. Let's check that out, I guess."
They went to the beach and checked that out.
"Hey, a Paras! Are you okay?"
"No! I was a human, and now I'm turned into a Paras! I think they got the wrong guy, because I am not emotionally or physically equipped to turn into a Pokemon! I know about the events that have happened years ago, and I know that I'm here to save the Pokemon world because of some crazy disaster, and I'm the chosen one or whatever who has to save it, and the worst part? They forgot to wipe my memory! I remember everything! From the weird voice calling out to me, to the weird horoscope QnA, to being unconscious on the beach, and, again, I think they got the wrong guy, because the other guys had really crappy lives, but me? I have a good life! I have friends and family that need me! And in the human world, I know a thing or two about Pokemon, and I know that if I evolve, the parasite controlling my brain will say stuff like "You know what, I don't care about the human world! I wanna stay here for my whole life!", so I cut off my spores to be safe. I hate this! I wanna go home!" "Well, Rowlet, we should tell everyone about this. HEY EVERYONE!"
Everyone in the local village came to them.
"This Paras used to be human, and he wants to go back to the human world because he remembers everything, and he needs help! Everyone, spread the word!"
"Thank you two. I doubt I'll leave anytime soon, and I might as well try to get used to this place. I still haven't got close to getting used to my body, as crawling around is new to me. Keep it up. Now back to crying. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
On the Psyduck News broadcast in the background:
"BREAKING NEWS: If you see a Paras with missing spores, he is from the human world. He wants to go back, and if you have any information on how to get him back, contact us immediately."