START OF CHAPTER 4 After Sentret told Team Egg that Giratina was planning on kidnapping a member of the Guild, the guildmates were obviously skeptical. I mean, Sentret was a member of Giratina's club, and he could easily just be trying to sabotage them. But, of course, that does sound like a thing Giratina would get up to. And whadda you know, Tyrunt was Tyrunt-napped the very next day. Inside Giratina's club basement...
"Hey, Giratina and Froslass, would you 2 be very kind and let me go back to the Guild?"
"No! We're going to just keep you here and wait for your friends to arrive, and then my sidekick Froslass will do a little freezing and your entire guild will DIE!"
"Why are you trying to take over the world in the first place?"
"Because I'm tired of Arceus treating me like a little doo doo fart head! I want to be respected for once!"
"Yeah, I kinda feel like you deserve your hate. You could just be kind instead of killing people. Also, why do you want to keep Paras in the Pokemon world?"
"Because I'm all evil like that."
"Understandable."
Back at the Guild, everyone was worried. I mean, duh. You'd think that if your friend was kidnapped you'd be worried. But the weird part was that Bagon was worried. And Bagon hates Tyrunt, so that's crazy. Worried, they decided to hatch a plan. They would find Giratina's club, which is on top of Mount Spooky, infiltrate their club, and get Tyrunt back. So they took the climb to Mount Spooky. However, this was significantly easier said than done, because as I mentioned in chapter 2, Mount Spooky is haunted. But thankfully, the Froslass that was haunting it was in the club, so they didn't have any risk of being cursed on the mountain climb. But they could get cursed in the club. Being cursed isn't fun. Now, what is a Froslass curse like? Not fun. The curse makes you stub your toe more. Nobody likes that. And so, the Guild decided to go to the top of Mount Spooky. Except for Paras. Paras didn't feel like dying in the Pokemon world. Dying isn't fun. And Golett. He was still the janitor.
"Hey! Torchic!"
"What, Rowlet?"
"I feel like we aren't all too equipped for this. I mean, we're just tiny birds with no weapons. We can't defeat Satan."
"Yeah. Don't know how we're expected to do this."
"Did someone say weapons?" Bagon replied.
"Yeah! Will you give us some?"
"No. I don't have any."
"Aw."
Unfortunately, Froslass wasn't the only spooky little creature haunting the mountain. There was a Duskull that was creeping around in there. Impidimp was the first to notice this.
"Whoa, is that a Duskull? He seems like a scary little guy! He-ugh!"
As the Impidimp said this, it got ambushed by around 4 or more Duskull. He rolled down the mountain and to the local hospital where the Chansey healed him up.
"Oh no! I really hope he's okay! I'm so scared for him!" "Don't worry, Yanma. Giratina's gonna get beat."
"Thanks, Bagon! I'm now no longer worried!"
"Dang, it was that easy?"
And so, they climbed up the mountain and into the club. With the help of Sentret, they found themselves into the basement. Tyrunt was there, and surprisingly nobody was guarding him. But then Giratina and Froslass notice, and they were MAD.
"What? You noticed that Tyrunt was kidnapped? HOW?"
"Because he wasn't there, Giratina."
"Oh crap, Bagon. I'm stupid."
"Time to get Tyrunt out."
As they were fighting Giratina and Froslass off, they realized that fighting Satan would be way harder than they thought. Everyone by then had fainted, with one exception. Bagon. Bagon was very close to fainting. It was a 2 on 1 battle, with it not being in Bagon's favor at all. But in the middle of the fight, Impidimp returned. And he was PISSY.
"Impidimp! You're back!"
"Yes, and I think it's time."
"Oh no...is it?"
"Yes, it is. It's time for me to go GOBLIN MODE."
"Oh shit."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Impidimp tackled Giratina and Froslass at full force, making both of them faint. Impidimp also planned ahead and bought Revives, which he proceeded to use on everyone except for Giratina and Froslass.
"Wow, Impidimp and Bagon! Thanks for saving me!"
"Wait, what was that second name?" Impidimp said.
"Bagon?"
"Bagon deez nuts!"
"What is that even supposed to mean? What?"
"I don't know."
And so, the Guild made the trip back down the mountain. Instead of them being scared of the Duskull, the Duskull were scared of them, because they knew what the Guild was capable of. During the walk back down, Tyrunt said this.
"You know, Bagon? As a token of my gratitude, I will now admit the Guild is called the Bagon Guild.
"Wait...really?"
"No. Idiot. You thought I was being serious?"
"No."
And as they went back to the Guild, they were very proud of themselves. Paras was sleeping in the guild, and Golett was cleaning. But then, they heard a very interesting news report from Psyduck.
"Good evening. Psyduck here, with Psyduck News. We have received word that Giratina has been resurrecting fossils to make an army for himself. His club now has twice more members. In other news, the second half of Arceus's phone number has been found by the Golett of the Tyrunt/Bagon Guild. That half is 46463. Also, an innocent little Igglybuff has been kidnapped by a group of Giratina followers that are planning on sacrificing her for Giratina. Psyduck out."
"Wow, Rowlet and Happiny! They have his number!"
"Yeah! Let's dial it!" they both said.
After dialing it, they got this message.
"Oh! Hey! It's Team Egg! I assume you're trying to bring back Paras. Well, if you're wondering how, I DID have a portal ready, but that nasty Giratina broke my portal and scattered the pieces of it across the world. He apparently scattered the 4 pieces all throughout the Pokemon world. If you're wondering how to get the portal back together, just use some superglue. The pieces are all buried underground, which I bet you could get the other rescue teams to help you with that. But you should also rescue that Igglybuff. Bye."
END OF CHAPTER 4