START OF CHAPTER 7 As the Guild kept walking peacefully, Giratina's club was as unpeaceful as possible. Everyone arguing, screaming, shouting, yelling, the whole shabang. But then, Giratina had an idea. "GUYS! We don't need a worse reputation than we already have! Let's DEBATE them face-on!"
Everyone was opposed to that idea, but they all agreed because Giratina had a gun. He elected the club's vice-president, Raticate, to help debate them, and they went to where they were walking.
"AHH! It's Giratina!" Golett said.
"Haha! I am Giratina, and this is my friendo Raticate! We will now debate you, presidential debate style! Which little stinker do you elect to debate me?"
Everyone instantly picked Bagon, because he loves arguing. And so the awesome debate started.
"So, Bagon, why did you hate me? What did I do?"
"Kidnap people, and just be a jerk. Why, exactly, do you do all of these things?"
"It's just a hobby of mine!"
"Huh. Now, what do you think about this whole pretzel rods controversy you're apart of?"
"I think that anyone who complains about the fact that we haven't been giving anyone pretzel rods is a stupid dumb doodoofart."
"Why, exactly, are they stupid dumb doodoofarts?"
"I said so." "YEAH!" Raticate inexplicably said in the background.
"Is...Raticate your hype man?"
"Pretty much. Anyways, why are you looking to bring Paras back into the smelly old human world? Doesn't he know that the Pokemon world is significantly worse than the human world? There's stinky things like politics in the human world! Politics and money and economies are lame!"
"That's because he has friends and family in the human world! Imagine if you just got transported to an even better world than this, but all of your club-mates were left without you! How would that feel?"
"Umm...well...uhhh...well...errrrrr" "UNYEAH!"
"That's right! Why are you trying to keep Paras in here in the first place?"
"Because I just want to show him how incredibly cool this place is!"
"Yeah, but how does keeping someone in an entirely new dimension make someone want to stay there?"
"You know, Stockholm Syndrome."
"I don't know what that is."
"Oh. Well, he might get attached."
"HEY PARAS? YOU ATTACHED?"
"NO!"
"Dang it, he's not!"
"See, Giratina? That proves my point. Even if the human world can be shit sometimes, living in a semi-shitty world is better than living in a good world without your friends in it."
"Bye!"
And Bagon won the argument, with FACTS and LOGIC. Everyone was happy, but nobody was sure why exactly Giratina did it. But then they found out why. Because he's stupid.
They didn't run into any more troubles for a while, except for the fact that everyone was really tired, so they went to a hotel for the night. Yes, hotels canonically exist in this universe, Deal with it.
And so, they all went to sleep in the hotel. It was a very good sleep. They all slept comfortably.
Back on their quest they went. They all walked for way too long, and would you look at that someone's in danger.
"HELP! My baby brother Spheal rolled off a cliff and got lost! He needs help!"
"Oh no! Is he okay?"
"No shit he isn't Rowlet. If you fell off a cliff would you be okay?"
"I'm a bird. Obviously."
"Oh. Well can you guild save him?"
"Of course!"
Rowlet and Yanma decided to fly down the cliff.
"Spheal! You okay?"
"No, Yanma! I'm really hurt! Why did you ask in the first place?"
"It was just instinct."
"Okay."
They gave Spheal one of their spare potions, but he still wasn't feeling good. They gave him food, but still nothing. They asked his older brother for help.
"Hey, Older Spheal! We have your brother, but he's still hurt! What can help him?"
"Give him pretzel rods."
"Okay."
By the power of pretzel rods, Spheal was cured of his hurtingyness.
And so, off the went on their adventure. They decided to get out their Pokemon phones, and they got horrible news.
"Hello. Psyduck here. It has recently been reported that our original newscaster Psyduck has been kidnapped, and he needs to be saved instantly. An alert has been broadcast to all Pokemon in the area."
Everyone had to instantly halt their Paras mission, and get to Giratina quickly. They had been walking for hours to his lair, but they got news that he'd been rescued, so that was a bit of a detour.
They were very very close to the second portal piece. But remember how the last piece was guarded by a Sharpedo? That was rough.
They had to fight a Muk next.
If there's one thing that Muk's know for, it's being one of, if not the worst smelling Pokemon. Everyone tried to fight it, and he wasn't even trying to defend, but its horrific scent that smelt like turds cause everyone to nearly pass out.
They decided to hold off on that mission, and get themselves something that could make them not smell like a sewer drain.
They still hadn't recovered from Muk's smelly smell, and needed to go to the local spa to relieve themselves of their disgusting stench. Yes, it is also canon that spas exist in the Pokemon world. But by now, the Guild was some of the most famous Pokemon in the Pokemon world, and they were asked to sign papers left and right. They were very well known, and were invited on some talk shows, but decided to decline, as they had better things to do than talk in front of a live studio audience.
They decided to walk to the local store and buy clothes pins. They still smelled horrible, so they bought some deodorant with them as well. Now that the gang was armed with clothes pins and deodorant to stop stinky stenches from startling them, they were prepared to go back to Muk, and finally get the second piece of the portal they'd been looking for.
END OF CHAPTER 7
Everyone was opposed to that idea, but they all agreed because Giratina had a gun. He elected the club's vice-president, Raticate, to help debate them, and they went to where they were walking.
"AHH! It's Giratina!" Golett said.
"Haha! I am Giratina, and this is my friendo Raticate! We will now debate you, presidential debate style! Which little stinker do you elect to debate me?"
Everyone instantly picked Bagon, because he loves arguing. And so the awesome debate started.
"So, Bagon, why did you hate me? What did I do?"
"Kidnap people, and just be a jerk. Why, exactly, do you do all of these things?"
"It's just a hobby of mine!"
"Huh. Now, what do you think about this whole pretzel rods controversy you're apart of?"
"I think that anyone who complains about the fact that we haven't been giving anyone pretzel rods is a stupid dumb doodoofart."
"Why, exactly, are they stupid dumb doodoofarts?"
"I said so." "YEAH!" Raticate inexplicably said in the background.
"Is...Raticate your hype man?"
"Pretty much. Anyways, why are you looking to bring Paras back into the smelly old human world? Doesn't he know that the Pokemon world is significantly worse than the human world? There's stinky things like politics in the human world! Politics and money and economies are lame!"
"That's because he has friends and family in the human world! Imagine if you just got transported to an even better world than this, but all of your club-mates were left without you! How would that feel?"
"Umm...well...uhhh...well...errrrrr" "UNYEAH!"
"That's right! Why are you trying to keep Paras in here in the first place?"
"Because I just want to show him how incredibly cool this place is!"
"Yeah, but how does keeping someone in an entirely new dimension make someone want to stay there?"
"You know, Stockholm Syndrome."
"I don't know what that is."
"Oh. Well, he might get attached."
"HEY PARAS? YOU ATTACHED?"
"NO!"
"Dang it, he's not!"
"See, Giratina? That proves my point. Even if the human world can be shit sometimes, living in a semi-shitty world is better than living in a good world without your friends in it."
"Bye!"
And Bagon won the argument, with FACTS and LOGIC. Everyone was happy, but nobody was sure why exactly Giratina did it. But then they found out why. Because he's stupid.
They didn't run into any more troubles for a while, except for the fact that everyone was really tired, so they went to a hotel for the night. Yes, hotels canonically exist in this universe, Deal with it.
And so, they all went to sleep in the hotel. It was a very good sleep. They all slept comfortably.
Back on their quest they went. They all walked for way too long, and would you look at that someone's in danger.
"HELP! My baby brother Spheal rolled off a cliff and got lost! He needs help!"
"Oh no! Is he okay?"
"No shit he isn't Rowlet. If you fell off a cliff would you be okay?"
"I'm a bird. Obviously."
"Oh. Well can you guild save him?"
"Of course!"
Rowlet and Yanma decided to fly down the cliff.
"Spheal! You okay?"
"No, Yanma! I'm really hurt! Why did you ask in the first place?"
"It was just instinct."
"Okay."
They gave Spheal one of their spare potions, but he still wasn't feeling good. They gave him food, but still nothing. They asked his older brother for help.
"Hey, Older Spheal! We have your brother, but he's still hurt! What can help him?"
"Give him pretzel rods."
"Okay."
By the power of pretzel rods, Spheal was cured of his hurtingyness.
And so, off the went on their adventure. They decided to get out their Pokemon phones, and they got horrible news.
"Hello. Psyduck here. It has recently been reported that our original newscaster Psyduck has been kidnapped, and he needs to be saved instantly. An alert has been broadcast to all Pokemon in the area."
Everyone had to instantly halt their Paras mission, and get to Giratina quickly. They had been walking for hours to his lair, but they got news that he'd been rescued, so that was a bit of a detour.
They were very very close to the second portal piece. But remember how the last piece was guarded by a Sharpedo? That was rough.
They had to fight a Muk next.
If there's one thing that Muk's know for, it's being one of, if not the worst smelling Pokemon. Everyone tried to fight it, and he wasn't even trying to defend, but its horrific scent that smelt like turds cause everyone to nearly pass out.
They decided to hold off on that mission, and get themselves something that could make them not smell like a sewer drain.
They still hadn't recovered from Muk's smelly smell, and needed to go to the local spa to relieve themselves of their disgusting stench. Yes, it is also canon that spas exist in the Pokemon world. But by now, the Guild was some of the most famous Pokemon in the Pokemon world, and they were asked to sign papers left and right. They were very well known, and were invited on some talk shows, but decided to decline, as they had better things to do than talk in front of a live studio audience.
They decided to walk to the local store and buy clothes pins. They still smelled horrible, so they bought some deodorant with them as well. Now that the gang was armed with clothes pins and deodorant to stop stinky stenches from startling them, they were prepared to go back to Muk, and finally get the second piece of the portal they'd been looking for.
END OF CHAPTER 7
