START OF CHAPTER 11 The Guild was so very close to getting to Arceus to rescue Paras, but they had to just walk for a lot more to get to his shrine, as they had all forgotten Arceus's number by now, and they forgot to save it. Of course, their adventure didn't start without trouble, as they instantly ran into some.
"HEY! Where do you think you're going!"
"To Arceus's little cute little tiny little cottage!" Goomy responded.
"Oh. Figures. Well, I'm here to stop you!"
"Wait, aren't you that Raticate that calls himself Giratina's Hype Man?"
"Yep."

"Time to die."
Fortunately for the Guild, Raticate seemed to be way more focused on being a good hypeman as he is at being a good fighter, so he went down quite easily. His next enemy wasn't a Pokemon, but the volcano that they had to cross earlier. The trek was very similar, but Paras got singed a bit so they had to go to the Nurse Chansey to help him. Why is there a nurse stationed in a volcano? Who knows. But anyway, she healed him up. You might think that the magma is the biggest obstacle in the volcano, but the Magcargo is.
"Wow! Magcargo?"
"Yes, Happiny, that's my species. You're such an observant little thing."
"I'm a baby, not a fetus! Don't baby-talk me!"
"You're so rude! I'm gonna teach you a lesson!"
"What is your lesson?"
"How to handle getting nearly melted by a 18000 degree Fahrenheit snail."
"I don't think I'd ever need to know tha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
So they took her to the Chansey, but when they saw eachother, something weird happened.
"Wait...Happiny? Is that you?"
"I think so!"
"Are you my daughter that I lost around a month back?"
"Yeah! Hi, Mom!"
"Hi, sweetie!"
And so Happiny and Chansey did that thing that parents do after school or when they see each other in public. If you don't know what that is, they talked for around 1 hour straight. After that, Happiny finally came to her senses and ended the conversation. After that, they defeated Magcargo very easily by pouring a bucket of water on him, and if you know anything about Magcargo, you know he's super weak to water.
That wasn't the only volcanic roadblock though. There was a very literal volcanic roadblock as a Wailmer had fell into some lava in the middle of a road, and needed to be rescued. He was on the verge of melting. It was scary. And they already used up all of their water to pour on Magcargo.
Similarly to what they did to that Mothim like 5-8 chapters ago, they gave Wailmer a TM for Hydro Pump, since he only knew Water Gun. Whoopee doodles! Wailmer is saved, albeit needing face reconstruction surgery.
You know how Raticate is one of the Giratina Club's top dogs/top rats? Well, they got an even more powerful Giratina government executive. That's right, the scariest of the scary, the spookiest little Pokemon, the one that used to live on Mount Spooky but now lives in the Giratina club, Froslass.
"Ooooooooooh! I'm Froslass, and I'm all scary like!"
"Yeah, you are pretty scary. Can you let us pass?"
"Noooooooo, Torchic! First you must defeat me!"
"Okay."
I know what you're thinking. "This is such as easy fight for Torchic to win! He can just use a Fire-type attack and he'll be golden!" Well, you're right and wrong. Everybody else thought that. But when Torchic was about to deal the final blow, Froslass used DESTINY BOND.
"Torchic! Are you okay? I've never seen someone use Destiny Bond before! Isn't that a violation of the Geneva Convention?" Rowlet said.
He didn't respond. They instantly took him to a Pokemon Center, and he did recover, but it took him a while. Thankfully, now that Froslass was taken care of, they decided to move on outside, but Giratina was right there waiting for them.
"Hahaha! My papa Mew told me that I'm a brave little boy, so I've finally gained the courage to fight you!"
"Weren't you sentenced to the Distortion World for being too violent? I would've thought that you already were a fighter.
"I am, Rowlet. I just took my meds and now I'm fine, but Arceus refused to believe I am."
"What kinda violence were you committing that made Arceus condemn you to an eternity in another world?"
"I was feeling a little wacky and goofy and decided to launch a couple of planets into eachother, causing an extinction event."
"Rude. Anyway, me, the boys, Phanpy, and Happiny have decided to try and defeat you."
"Well that's VERY mean of you!"
"You commanded your followers to kidnap a child once and I'm the mean one?"
"Yes."
"Anyway...Attack!"
Impidimp decided to start attacking him instantly, since Impidimp could resist both of his types, but since he was a tiny little creature up against Satan, that didn't end well. Even Tyrantrum, who was fully evolved, couldn't go up against Giratina. Even Bagon decided to evolve into a Shelgon to try and defeat that smelly old creature, but nothing was working. They were basically stuck.
"Guys...I hate to say this...but we might LOSE!" "We noticed, Goomy."
"Oh. Sorry, Yanma. The only way I can think of that we can do this is if the Newscaster Psyduck somehow uses Moonblast on the Giratina from behind, catching it off guard and as a result making it faint."
Suddenly, Psyduck appeared.
"Did someone say the only way they can think of that we can do this is if the Newscaster Psyduck somehow uses Moonblast on the Giratina from behind, catching it off guard and as a result making it faint?"
"I-uh-wh-yeah!"
"What's with that stutter of yours, Goomy? Are you shocked that I taught myself to use Moonblast?"
"That is exactly the reason."
Psyduck proceeded to somehow use Moonblast on the Giratina from behind, catching it off guard and as a result making it faint."
Everyone thanked Psyduck for his kind act of heroism, and he proceeded to magically teleport to the news station to talk about what he just did. Everyone walked to Arceus's tiny little cottage, but they saw something surprising. An entire crowd of thousands had gathered around Arceus's house, waiting for the Guild to arrive. As soon as they arrived, everyone started cheering, throwing money, throwing flowers, throwing everything, but Arceus politely asked them to stop, because they were a bit too loud for him. And then, the Guild entered with the 4 pieces of the portal.
"Hey, Arceus! Is this your house?"
"Yeah, Torchic? What about it?"
"I felt like it would be a bit bigger."
"No, I'm not the type of guy to command people to build funny houses for me. Want some tea?"
"Ooooh! Gimme!" Paras said.
After Paras drank his tea, he asked him the question that's been on his mind for a while.
"Hey, Arceus? Could you glue the portal back together?"
"Oh, yeah! I had my superglue prepared for this exact moment! Just so you know, it does take 15 minutes to dry, so you'll have to wait a bit. The people in the human world will notice the portal forming and come to go check."
15 minutes later:
"The portal is fully formed, Paras. It's specially made so only you can enter, and remember, it's only one-way. Once all of you comes in, it can't go out."
"I know."
"Hi, strange crab creature!"
"Hey, Mom! Due to a weird error in my memory, I forgot my name, so what is it?"
"Zaidyn."
"What a stupid name."
"Don't worry, I'm just joking. Your name's Paul."
"Oh. Hey, Guild!"
"Hi!" every Guildster said simultaneously.
"I feel like you all were expecting this to be all sad and stuff, with me being like "I wish I could be with you forever and ever, never to see all those other people previously in my life again!", but nah. I'm happy."
"Rude, but okay." "Yeah, I get that, Rowlet. Hey, Arceus! If I stick my weird grabby grabber into the portal, can I pull it back?"
"Yes."
"Okay."
He proceeded to stick his left hand into the portal.
"Weird. It's my arm. I'm 90% crab, 10% human. Also I'm somehow wearing clothes. Anyways, I'll say bye to everyone. Bye, Rowlet! Bye, Torchic! Bye, Shelgon! Bye, Tyrantrum! Bye, Goomy! Bye, Noibat! Bye, Yanma! Bye, Impidimp! Bye, Golett! Bye, Phanpy! Bye, Happiny! You're all very funky fresh people, I will miss you, but I have been waiting for this day for weeks, so bye."
"BYE!" everyone simultaneously said.
Paras walked through the portal. Everyone was crying both tears of joy and tears of sadness at the same time, but they soon after carried on with their guildiness. Back in the human world, Paras was telling his friends and family all about the wonders of the Pokemon world. Giratina, as a symbol of defeat, gave the guild his pretzel rod stash, which cheered them up significantly, but they still couldn't forget about Paras.
1 month later at the Guild...
"Hey...Torchic?"
"Yeah, Rowlet?"
"I really miss Paras. I'm sure he misses us too, and I really wish I could see that little guy again. If only there was a way to see him."
"Yeah. If only."
Arceus proceeded to teleport right in front of those 2 with Paras.
"Well GUESS WHO JUST INVENTED A PORTAL ALLOWING HIM TO TRAVEL THROUGH DIMENSIONS FREELY!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
The End!