[Mito Uzumaki]

The kid blocks my attack with his hand this time. That's stupid.. Guess being derilious does-

The hell? I chop at the kid's neck and render him unconscious.

"Fucking prodigies.."

The unusual justu in the kid's was a B rank at least. Kid injured me with that. Who the fuck taught a kid, prodigy or not such a dangerous Jutsu? That Jutsu made my instincts go crazy. That's not happened in a long...long time...

I carry the kid in a princess carry and take him to the living room. Attacking the kid was a split second decision. Uzumaki are a very hot headed clan and even though I try to be the picture perfect model to my juniors, my inner Uzumaki slips out sometimes. Seeing an academy brat trying to examine me for weapons and stuff just rubbed me the wrong way.

Well that was why I started at least. I expected the kid to be wheezing after the first punch and trying to gain his breath but the brat tried to... actually tried to roll away and treat the beatdown as a real fight. Either the kid has balls made of adamantite or he was just too dumb to have a preservation instinct. Whatever the case, he hooked me up. The beatdown after that was fairly interesting. The brat's speed rivals that of an average Chunin. That's quite impressive on its own if not for the fact that the kid actually knew how to fight. When he got a chance at charging me, he charged without hesitating.

I am fairly sure that the Academy doesn't drill these instincts into the kids these days otherwise Kushina would have been a lot better. The brat actually used the moves he felt suitable for the situation. They weren't the best moves he could have used but they were what I would expect out of an experienced fighter and not of an academy student. Hmm...impressive.

It's not like he just did whatever his instinct told him. No, there was a method to his fighting. Not a specific style but a method. The boy clearly has some experience in fighting higher leveled Taijutsu fighters otherwise he would have keeled over by the third punch. I deliberately struck on the places which are liable to make it harder to focus and remain conscious. All of that is very impressive and I would definitely have given him the title of a prodigy after seeing that much.

The last declaration was something just to pump adrenaline into the brat but then the kid utterly surprised me. Imagine me getting a danger signal however small from my instincts. I tackled that Jutsu of his head on as I had no idea about its range, destructive power or anything and my right arm feels numb after taking that Jutsu head on. There is some muscular damage but that can be taken care by Little Tsunade but firstly I have to interroga- ahem ask Hiruzen about the shithead that taught a kid such a dangerous Jutsu.

I barely got a glimpse of the Jutsu which in S class terms mean that I had the time to at least get all its characteristics right but I can't even begin to guess how that Jutsu worked. It worked almost like a Biju dama but that's just a resemblance I was reminded of. I am long past the paranoid and senile stage. I spiralled into that stage when Hashi died and oh boy...that wasn't fun.

I put the brat down on the guest bed carefully so as not to aggravate any of his injuries. I...may have gotten a little carried away. I did a...bit more damage to his leg than expected. How the heck was the kid still standing after that? The fuck did he suffer to have this much pain tolerance. I refused to have the kid's file(Jonin level access) delivered to me as I wanted to know about my sweet granddaughter Kushina's best friend myslef but something is not adding up in this situation.

Looks like I will have to call for the Kid's file as well as Tsunade...At least she is free for now... I definitely didn't go into that fight without thinking of any backups. No I definitely did NOT! I knew Tsunade was free and that's why the brat is so injured not because I got carried away. Yup that's the real reason and anyone who says otherwise is dumb.

"Grandma, how the hell did you manage to injure a freaking academy student this much? And how did you get your right arm's muscles damaged so badly? I thought we were past your senile stage?"

"Don't call me senile you brat! I am still more powerful than you are! Kids..ugh.. They forget their asskickings too easily."

"I can hear you, you know..."

"It was meant to be heard you unruly brat. Just heal the kid and shut your mouth."

"Sometimes I wonder why I still visit her"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing!!"

Tsunade is healing the kid after she healed my right arm's muscles. Turns out the arm was feeling numb due to some of the muscles around the area being too much mangled. I didn't expect that Jutsu to be so destructive. I am impressed. That would make the Jutsu borderline A class. If it wasn't for the fact that the Jutsu was clearly quite unstable, it would have been an A class. Maybe the shinobi who made it is still working on it? But why teach an incomplete version to a kid then? Things aren't adding up. Let's study the kid's file. Maybe that would tell me something?

"Done... Don't call me again to heal brats grandma. I have my own life you know..."

"Yeah I know that you are a sex crazed gambler. I don't need anymore information on that topic"

"GRANDMA! I am in a 'healthy' relationship. Those were the old days! I am not like that anymore..."

"Yeah keep telling yourself that..."

"Ugh... Bye.."

Tsunade still doesn't want to confront reality eh? Some years ago she was a sex crazed gambling hooker and now just the hooker part is gone. She is still sex crazed. God everytime I visit her house...she and that Dan fellow are always busy screwing each other's brains out. I know they are youthful but still... there has to be an end to the sex y'know? She is also a gambling addict. Just that she doesn't bet her body or any type of sexual favours anymore.

Reading those reports was a shock. I have seen Hashi and Tobi's growth especially Tobi's growth during his later amoral years but even that didn't prepare me for the shock that is the kid's report. I thought the kid's a Taijutsu specialist but his talent for seals...even Hiren would be impressed by the system the boy invented. Even in its crude and initial stages, I can see this system benefiting any S class ninjustu specialist.

Also his chakra control... What is this kid? He is a damn monster...I don't say that lightly... I am the wife of the God of Shinobi, the sister in law of the Mad genius Tobirama and the sister of the current Uzukage and the kid is comparable to them.

It was during seeing that small section in which the new type of Chakra exercise invented by the kid is mentioned did I get that the Jutsu was actually made by the damn kid. You gotta be fucking with me. A damn borderline A rank Jutsu which has clearly not been completed yet is made by an academy kid?

I decked myself in the face to check for any genjutsu and no... It was real. All the clues point towards that and I have that scary smile I wear on the battlefield on my face don't I? A kid with so much potential and he is my granddaughter's best friend. Oh...we are going to have SO much fun...fufufufu...

"Why are you laughing like a 3rd rate villain Kushi-"

I see the boy sitting on the bed wrapped in bandages and he sees me laughing like a loon... For a moment I contemplate child murder and from the look on the kid's face, he is thinking along the same line...


A/N: And cut... The chapter is a short one as I didn't really want to dedicate an arc to Mito. We already have enough information about her background so nothing to elaborate on that. Next chapter will focus on Minato getting some rewards for having the guts and the skill to last that long before Mito.

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