John Phoenix yawned loudly. It was so loud everyone in the office could hear it. It was official, he was bored.
Postman Pat came by with a letter for him requesting his services as a defense attorney but he turned the case down because he wasn't in the mood for defending people today.
"But John Phoenix the rent is due today," said Uncle Phoenix. "We need 50 dollars stat!"
"I'll figure it out," said John Phoenix.
John Phoenix went out and wandered around the neighborhood. Then he hit his head against a pole that wasn't there before!
"Ow! Who put this pole here?" John Phoenix looked at the pole and saw it was actually a sign saying "Lost Puppy! Reward: 50 bucks."
Wow. 50 bucks. Exactly what he needed! John Phoenix decided to look for the puppy, it had a scar on its face so it should be easy to find.
John Phoenix looked around and he found the puppy, it was hiding in the bushes in the park.
"Come here, puppy," said John Phoenix. But then the puppy ran away! "Gah fuck you puppy get back here right now!"
John Phoenix chased the puppy but then it got caught by some little kids.
"Hee hee doggie!" they said with a smile.
"Shit! I've got to stop them or they'll claim the reward and not me!" said John Phoenix. So John Phoenix bought a banana and ate it then he threw the peel next to the little kids and they slipped on it!
"Thanks kids," said John Phoenix and he scooped up the dog and escaped.
John Phoenix went to the address from the poster. The dog panted at him happily and John Phoenix decided to double check the address on its collar. Then he arched his eyebrow. Strange.
He continued going to the house and then he got there and he knocked on the door and a rich guy came out.
"Oh thank you that is my dog yes it is thank you very much John Phoenix!"
"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "If this is your dog then why is the address on its collar different to the one on the sign?"
The rich man stared at John Phoenix in the eyes.
"I cannot let you leave alive."
The rich man called some assassins to silence John Phoenix! But he beat them up!
"I'm sorry!" cried the assassin. "Mr. Client saw that dog one day and he always wanted a puppy so he made a poster telling people to bring the dog to him."
"No shut up you fool!" shouted the rich man but he got arrested.
The dog was returned to the real address and John Phoenix made a hundred bucks and paid the rent.
The End!
