THE ADDISONS SITCOM
Author's note: BEEN SLEEPING ENTIRE DAYS IT IS ANNOYING.
Blue, Orange, Pink, and Yellow sat at the couch. The stove suddenly rang alerting the four that the food they were baking was ready to be taken out of the oven.
"Orange," spoke Pink. "The food you were baking is ready. Take it out of the stove."
"Bitch." Responded Orange.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Suddenly the food inside the stove erupted into flames causing smoke to fill the house. No one got up to do anything.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"You suck at cooking, Orange." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Responded Orange.
"Bitch."
"FINE," yelled Pink. "I'LL ORDER PIZZA!" He pulled out a cellular phone from the 90's and dialed for pizza. "BITCH PIZZA!" He shrieked into the speaker.
"Uh, who is this?" Spoke a girl's voice.
"BITCH PIZZA!"
"Uh, what?"
"BITCH PIZZA!"
"This is Nicholle, I think you have the wrong number?"
"BITCH PIZZA!"
Nicholle remained quiet on the phone.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch?" Responded Nicholle.
"Oh, bitch?!"
"Bitch? Bitch number? Wrong bitch number?"
Pink laughed embarrassingly. "OH! Bitch! Okay, bitch!" He awkwardly hung up the phone.
"Is the pizza coming?" Asked Yellow.
"I CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER." Yelled Pink as smoke filled the room.
"Bitch."
"Bitch.
Pink dialed another number on the phone and shrieked "BITCH PIZZA!"
Garbage noise emitted in response from the phone. In two minutes the doorbell rang.
"Go answer the door." Spoke Orange to Pink.
"Bitch." Responded Pink.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Hours passed and no one got up to answer the door or put out the flames roaring out the oven.
"Bitch."
TO BE CONTINUED?
Author's second note: idk what this is
