THE ADDISONS SITCOM 2

Author's note:
PAST COUPLE OF DAYS: FIRE WARNING! FIRE WARNING!
ME: BD


The next day, Sans had teleported into the Addison's house to put out the fire. To do so he had flung Orange onto the flames.

"OW FUCK! THAT FUCKING BURNS!

Pink exploded out his room wearing curlers in his hair, an avocado facial mask, and cucumbers over his eyes. "OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU BURN LATER?" His cucumber eye covers popped off in rage. "I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BEAUTY SLEEP!

Orange quickly ceased burning to do so later.

"Yeah, 'beauty' alright!" Joked Sans. "You need to sleep a WHOLE decade because you're hideous." Canned laughter went off.

Pink was infuriated. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?"

"Lasagna." Joked Sans as canned laughter went off.

Blue and Yellow walked in. "What's all the commotion?" Asked Blue.

"Mondays?!" Said Sans as canned laughter went off.

Suddenly a knock happened at the door. Yellow went to open it. No one was there until he looked down to see it was Spamon. Yellow immediately slammed the door shut.

Pink sighed and went to the couch. "Well I'm wide awake, go ahead and resume everything."

Orange immediately exploded into flames. "OW FUCK FUCKING FUCK!"

Blue grabbed the water hose from outside and ran over to put out the flames leaving the front door wide open allowing Spamton to slither in.

"OH FUCK, IT'S SPAMTON." Shouted Yellow as he grabbed a broom.

Spamton immediately scuttled under a couch and hissed as Yellow ran over attempting to swat him out. "Shoo! Shoo!"

Spamton hissed and crawled to a corner to avoid any contact with the broom.

Screaming continued in the kitchen. The water from the water hose was instead gasoline causing the flames to ignite further.

Yellow kept swatting at the couch accidentally hitting Pink messing up his hair. "OH NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Screeched Pink.

Suddenly from under the couch, tiny Spamtons ran out. "OH SHIT!" Yelled Yellow. "NOW WE'RE FUCKING INFESTED WITH SPAMTONS!" The Spamtons all ran into various holes in the walls to hide. "OH FUCKING FUCK OF A FUCK!"

Rumbling came from the kitchen as the ceiling began to break into pieces falling onto the floor from the fire. "FUCK!" The entire house began to shake and the walls started to crack. Suddenly a billion tiny Spamtons exploded out the walls causing the entire house to collapse putting out the fire.

The tiny Spamtons all scuttled off. Spamton popped up from under the debris. "FUJI MAMA!" He shouted.

"Hot diggity dog." Joked Sans as canned laughter went off.

TO BE CONTINUED?