THE ADDISONS SITCOM 3
Author's note: colossal mental break down in hell suffering typing story to make self laug lol haunted toilets
Spamton flopped out his dumpster house and shrieked out into the void. "FUUUUCK!" Screamed the gremlin as he sat up and dusted himself. "GOING TO FUCKING [[anus]] WALMART." A giant hand appeared out the sky, grabbed him and then punched him directly into a Walmart within Cyber City breaking down an entire wall. "THE FUCK [[albatross]] WAS THAT?" Shouted Spamton from within the rubble. "[[hyperlink blocked]]."
Yellow, Pink, Blue, Orange Addison were circled around a stand displaying Beanie Baby plushes. "Aw, so cute!" Said Yellow holding up a cat one.
"How precious!" Cooed Pink as he petted the cat plush.
Orange sighed and asked, "Where are we going to live now that Spamton destroyed our house? It's going to take a while for it to get rebuilt."
"Dunno." Responded Yellow. "Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Oh, it's that bitch." Said Pink noticing Spamton walking his way over to them. Pink crossed his arms in disdain. "Bitch."
"Bitch." Responded Spamton.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Suddenly Spamton spotted a Kromer on the floor. He immediately inhaled it. "WOW WOW WOW WOW!" He shouted releasing a bunch of tiny Spamtons out his mouth to infest the Walmart. "BITCH!"
"OH FUCK!" Screeched Yellow as the tiny Spamtons ran around him. "EW!"
Orange accidentally stepped on one. "OH CHRIST EW I STEPPED IN SPAMTON!"
The entire store erupted into chaos and everyone screamed as tiny Spamtons scuttled around.
Swatch was a Walmart employee and grabbed a broom to chase out the tiny Spamtons. "Shoo!" He swatted at them chasing the little gremlins around the store accidentally swatting at random people. "Piss-off-athon." He grumbled.
A tiny Spamton climbed up to Pink's shoulders. Yellow slapped the back of Pink's head causing the spamton to scurry into his pink hair messing it up. "YOU FUCKER!" Screeched the infuriated pink man at Yellow. "I JUST WASHED MY HAIR AND YOU HAD TO GO AND SLAP IT TO SMITHEREENS AND THEN GET IT INFESTED WITH SPAMTONS! NOW I WILL NEED TO WASH WITH SPAMTON LOTION WHICH FUCKING CAUSES MY HAIR TO FRIZE UP! FUUUUCK!"
The entire store went quiet staring at the angry pink man as Spamtons infested his hair.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
The noises resumed as Blue climbed aboard the Beanie Baby display stand and began flinging the plushes at the tiny Spamtons. "DAMN IT THEY NEVER FUCKING USE PEST CONTROL AT WALMARTS!"
Sans teleported into the store pushing a shopping cart. "Jon Arbuckle, am I right?" Canned laughter went off as he placed a bottle of ketchup into his cart. "Nermal?!" More laughter from the void ensured.
A fire broke out in the back of the store and an explosion occurred. "SHITTING FUCK THE TOILET IS GOING TO EXPLODE!" Shouted a costumer running for their life. "SHIT SHIT!" Immediately a second explosion erupted causing the entire store to rumble. More Spamtons exploded out flooding the entire store.
Swatch ceased running and sighed using his broom to clean up the mess. "Piss-off-athon."
Sans resumed shopping as the fire roared around him raining tiny Spamtons. "Only at Walmart!" smiled Sans as canned laughter ensured.
TO BE CONTINUED?
