THE ADDISONS SITCOM 4

Author's note: suffering


Spamton was laying in the dark within his dumpster when suddenly the lid opened. "Bitch." Said Pink.

"Bitch." Said Orange.

Spamton hissed at them and crawled under a garbage bag.

"MOVE OVER!" Shrieked Orange. "We're staying here until our house is rebuilt."

"OH FUCK, WE'RE GOING TO LIVE IN THIS DISGUSTING DUMPSTER?!" Shrieked Pink.

Yellow glared at him and chucked him into the bin and then hopped in before Blue and Orange climbed inside.

The four sat angrily curled up together at the bottom of the dumpster avoiding being near Spamton.

Pink scowled. "FUCK, IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE!"

"IT'S A FUCKING DUMPSTER, PINK! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"

"YOUR FACE IS A DUMPSTER!" Screeched Pink so loud he fell over to the side and chipped one of his nails. "FUCK! MY PERFECTLY MANICURED NAILS ARE RUINED!"

"YOUR ASS IS PERFECTLY MANICURED!"

Blue, Orange, Pink stared at Yellow.

"What? He said my face was a dumpster."

Pink slapped him. "TALKING ABOUT MY ASS IS FORBIDDEN!"

Spamton hissed and then opened his mouth to inhale whatever Kromers might be in their pockets only to accidentally suck Pink into his mouth. "OH HOLY SHITTING HELL FUCK!" Screamed the Pink man stuck halfway inside Spamton's mouth. "MY PERFECT HAIR IS GETTING FUCKING RUINED!"

Blue sighed and crawled over. "Spamton? Spit out Pink."

Spamton shook his head.

"SPAMTON!"

Spamtom ignored.

"Spamton, spit out the screaming man and I'll give you Spamton Food." He pulled out a box stating SPAMTON FOOD and shook it causing the gremlin to give in and slowly release Pink as he was given the box.

Yellow grabbed Pink's legs and pulled him out of Spamton's mouth causing garbage to splatter all over everywhere. Spamton inhaled the contents of the Spamton Food. "YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER!" tiny Spamtons began to infest the dumpster.

"SHIT, THAT'S IT! LET'S GO ELSEWHERE!" Shrieked out Pink as he jumped out the dumpster. "MY CLOTHES ARE RUINED AND THIS PLACE IS INFESTED WITH SPAMTONS!"

Spamton latched onto the back of Blue's head as he, Yellow and Orange climbed out.

"PUT THAT THING BACK INTO THE DUMPSTER, OH SO FUCKING ASS HELP ME!" Screeched Pink, blood shooting out his mouth from constantly screaming.

"No."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

The Addisons stood outside the dumpster covered in garbage exchanging "bitch" with each other for an entire five hours and then sat down on the ground together as Spamton circled upon Blue's head purring for the treats previously given to him before the gremlin curled up to nap.

"The fuck?" Winced Orange. "He purrs?"

Blue shuddered as Spamton continued nesting in his hair. "I… I don't know. I'm scared."

"Is… is that normal?" Spoke Yellow trembling. "Did he always do that?"

"OH GOD." Shook Blue as he began to sob. "HELP ME."

Blue, Orange, Pink, Yellow sat around shivering in terror and confusion as Spamton purred in his sleep upon Blue's head. No one helped Blue. He scowled at the three for not helping him and said, "Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

Sans popped out the dumpster and said, "Abu Dhabi?!" As canned laughter roared. A person within the mysterious audience died.

TO BE CONTINUED?

Author's second note: idk what this is