I do not own the Total Drama Series; this story is rated M for Cruel Humor, language, violence, blood, gore…you know what? Rated M just in case any of that comes along ^^ and it will…a lot.
Episode 3: An Enigma is Reborn
Courtney was fast asleep in her usual pink PJs. Instead of having her hair in a ponytail, it was down and messy. In addition, since her identity was exposed she left her nose and belly button rings from last night on, no point of taking the piercings off and hiding them now.
Margi, who shared the same bed, never did change out of her bikini; she was smiling and was punching the air in her sleep.
"Mama said knock you out…I'm gonna knock you out…" She said softly her sleep before she accidentally punched Courtney in the arm.
Courtney's eyes snapped open but then squinted from the light hitting her eyes. "Ouch! What the- Margi wake up!" she groggily said sitting up, rubbing her arm.
Margi sat up shaking her fist in the air. "I'll get cha Jackie Legs I didn't hear no goddamn bell!" She then opened her eyes. "Huh? Oh good morning Courtney…why does my fist hurt?" Margi asked shaking her hand. "What?" She asked catching Courtney frowning at her.
"Nothing." Courtney waved off. She then grabbed her PDA off the end table next to the bed and looked at the time. "Get up Margi; we have to train for the game today so we'll be ready for tomorrow." She said kicking the sheets off her legs and getting up.
Margi yawned. "Awh, bummers! Fine." She whined getting up taking off her seashell bikini top and walking towards the balcony. "Ah, let me just get in a quick early morning sunbath and-where is everyone?" She asked suddenly, leaning over slightly to get a better look.
Courtney noticed her friend standing at the edge of the balcony topless. "Margi we need to move, you can sunbath later." She said walking outside to join her at the balcony. "What are you…looking…down…at?" She slowly asked taking in scenery.
The view the girls normally would have seen is the bungalows, the pools and the bars having wall-to-wall crew and interns hanging out or moving equipment/luggage around but instead it look like a ghost town. The pool had beach balls and floaters, but not a soul in sight. At the bars, there were spilt bottles and half-drunken drink left behind along with food, wallets, keys, and other small necessities. It was almost as if everyone just dropped everything and vanished.
"Okay…" Courtney eased out. "Something's up and I don't like it." She said sternly then pointed to Margi. "Get you and your D's showered and dressed Marg, we need to meet Chris downstairs and figure out what is going on around here." Then she went inside and started digging for another outfit threw her suitcase.
"Okie-dokie-lokie." Margi shrugged then skipped into the bathroom while cupping her breasts. "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!" She sang randomly before closing the door.
Chris and Chef are in the lounge waiting for Courtney, Margi, and the rest of the cast to come down. Chris was getting impatient.
"What is wrong with these people? I said be here today instead of tomorrow since our schedule had to be rearranged." Chris complained pacing.
"No you didn't. You said lock everyone in they own room and say nothing." Chef corrected folding his arms.
Chris waved that off. "No matter I can fix that." He smirked and put on a pair of sound blocking headphones picked up the hotel's announcement phone, placed a klaxon into the receiver, blew it and the sound led straight to everyone's room.
Duncan's eyes snapped open and he fell out of his bed huffing out 'fuck' after landing on his face.
"What the heck?" He yawed stretching. Duncan looked at his wristwatch. "Aw man… it's seven in the morning why is he waking us up for?"
Duncan got up, went to the door, and tried to push it open. "Damn it! Chef still has it locked."
"Attention campers." Chris's smug voice echoed through the intercoms making the delinquent wince. "I hope I didn't disturb you." He laughed. "But it's time to get packin' and going to the camp grounds we have a slight change in schedule. Better get a move on."
Then Duncan heard a clicking sound the door was unlocked. Duncan tried to push it open again, but something was blocking it.
"Did Chef putting a bolder out here or something? Grr!" He grunted before he kicked the door and regretting it quickly when he foot began to throb. "Fuck! What's blocking this door?!" He clutched his foot hoping in pain.
Owen was dead asleep with his back blocking Duncan's door. When he felt something push him, (Duncan kicking the door) his eyes opened for a moment and he looked around.
"What am I doing in the hallway?" Then he felt something sticking him on the butt and pulled it off. "Huh? I must have been one heck of a party crasher if I was tranquilized heh-heh." He chuckled then in an instant fell asleep again, putting more weight on the door as Duncan on the inside kept kicking it.
Courtney sat down on the bed. "What, we're leaving today? Oh you gotta be kidding me." She groaned to herself putting her black strapless bra on.
"...and I am not to be kidding you in case you think I am." Chris added before blowing the klaxon again making Courtney plug her ears. Then she glared at the intercom when she heard Chris laughing. "I love this thing, you all have ten minutes to pack and meet in the lobby to board the bus, McLean out!" He finished then hung up the hotel phone.
"Awh double bummers!" Margi yelled from the bathroom. "I'm still on lather… man this chlorinated crap from the pool makes you smell like piss afterwards if it's still on ya skin for too long, phew!"
"I would have told you to take a shower last night like I did," Courtney shrugged. "But when I came out the bathroom you were sleeping so peacefully I didn't want to wake you up, that and you punch in your sleep." She added while quickly putting her blue-violet no-sleeved skintight midriff that showed some cleavage, black jean short-shorts and black gladiator wedge sandals. She went to mirror and started to brush her hair.
Margi poked her head out of the bathroom her hair covered with suds. "Aw that is so sweet of you. Hey don't brush your fur yet let me fix it and your make-up."
Courtney smiled and raised a brow. "Why? I can go on the show as myself this time."
"Ah but that's the beauty of it. Fresh start, fresh old real you look." Margi then smirked. "Plus you don't have to worry about that awkward moment where I put make-up on your ass this time." She giggled. "Come one let me do it, I bet cha I can fix you up in less than five minutes after I come out."
"Okay, okay," Courtney smirked. "You're on, but hurry, you heard Chris we only got like ten minutes." She pointed out. Then started packing up their stuff.
"K-K." Margi chirped then closed the bathroom door. "Ahhh!" She screamed.
"What's wrong with you?" Courtney asked glancing at the door.
"Soap is burning my eyes!" Margi shouted through the door.
Courtney shook her head and continued to pack all their belonging into their trunk.
Bridgette zipped her blue bag up, picked up her surfboard and sighed. Geoff waited for her at the door and saw how quiet she was being.
"What's the matter Bridge… babe?" The party boy asked. "You've been a little down since last night."
"I'm just thinking about how this new season is going to be ya know? I mean with Courtney being…not the Courtney we knew this whole time, and everyone getting mad at her…" She trailed.
Geoff walked up to her. "You're having bad vibes about what's going to like happen between her and everyone else." He finished putting his arm around her shoulder.
Bridgette nodded slowly.
"Well if it makes you feel any better, I don't have bad vibes against her, I mean she did annoy me sometimes but she probably did it all cause of Chris…I bet there's an awesome dudette somewhere in there, just gotta give her a chance." Geoff explained to her with a reassuring smile.
Bridgette slowly smiled back. "Well good we're on the same page."
"Would've have been cool to have a maid though." Geoff muttered but Bridgette heard him.
"Geoff!" She barked smacking his arm.
"Kidding, just kidding." He retorted putting his hands up in surrender.
"Just got to add a little sunrise eye shadow and…there's the old Coco I know and love." Margi squealed proudly stepping out of the way and letting Courtney look in the mirror. "Oh! And that only took two and half minutes, new record." She added stopping the timer on the PDA.
Courtney's dark chocolate hair in full length to her lower back, thanks to Margi, now put up in two low ponytails draped over her shoulders with two thick braids in each ponytail while the rest in it hung straightened also her short bangs in the front pulled back and held down with a blue hair clip. Her eye shadow color was gold-brown. Margi also added some gold glitter on her cheekbones to show off the shape. Then lastly, she applied the dark red lip-gloss to make them pop. The preppy casual Courtney was no more.
"Well?" Margi asked shaking her best friend's shoulders.
Courtney turned around and pulled Margi in a hug. "I've never been so happy to look in the mirror and say I'm going out as myself today. "I said before and I'll say it again, thanks Marg." She said giving her friend a slight squeeze. "Well lets head down…we'll take the stairs this time."
"Oh there's a circular emergency ramp on our level that goes all the way down to the emergency lobby door exit! Can we slide down the rails? Pweese?" Margi begging tightening her grip around Courtney's waist, pouting like a pup.
"You do know that we share a trunk for a suitcase right?" Courtney pointed out. "And that we'd have to hold onto the truck while sliding down the rail which isn't exactly possible." She added letting go of Margi.
Margi put her hands on her hips shook her head. "Courtney, Courtney, Courtney…Courtney." She sighed disappointedly. "That preppy you has fogged up your head to where you forgotten our number one motto."
Courtney raised a brow. "You mean to wear our virgin vaginas proudly until the one for the rest of our lives comes along?"
Margi waved that off and shook her head rapidly. "That's the second thing of our most important mottos. No, you forget that you shouldn't look at everything the way the universe wants you to see," Then she smirked evilly. "We gotta open our brains to the possibilities."
Courtney and Margi were sitting on top of their black and gold trunk in front of the ramp way door with Courtney on the front facing forward and Margi behind her, backwards. Margi also used the hotel liquid soap from their room on the bottom of their trunk to give more "slide-edge" as she put it.
Margi pulled her camera off her belt, pressed record and put it up to her eye. "Since this is circular ramps swell not a "stair" swells we don't have to worry about the trunk flipping us over."
Courtney had a nervous look on her face. "Um…Marg, this sounded like fun at first and something I need to feel like myself again, but like now that I'm here, I am really starting to get second-
"Relax Coco; I do this all the time, one time I actually ran into Chef and sent him flying all the way across the lobby and then he ended up landing on Chris's face, ass first." She laughed. "Chris was all 'Dude, you need to put some Febreeze on your butt it stinks!' It was hilarious!" She said as she put her boot's heel up to the doorframe.
Courtney shook her head. "Maybe we should just walk down?" She suggested trying to change the subject.
"We'll be late if we do." Margi counted. "Besides I don't feel like carrying our trunk so…HANG ON TO YOUR THONG!" She cried before kicking her foot off the doorframe sending them at a good speed down the ramp swell. "Woo-Hoo-hoo-hooo! Look out below world!" She screamed while filming the whole thing.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Courtney cried as her eyes widen, tightening her grip on the handle of their trunk.
Everyone, minus Courtney and Margi, were downstairs. Many people were starting to lose their patience since they actually came early for once.
"Ugh! Why are we still here? We came early!" Heather complained tapping her foot impatiently. "And where the hell is the 'help'?" She also asked referring to the missing duo. "I'm not carrying my own bags."
"Sit up straight Devon Joseph; you'll get a hunch that way…and is that a smug on yo face child, I told you to scrub hard." Mama DJ complained taking out a tissue, licking it and started to wipe and pinch his cheek.
Noah, Cody, Harold and Justin were snickering at him and DJ blushed in embarrassment.
"Mamaaaa." DJ whined trying to pull his face away.
Mama DJ cupped his chin and pulled him down to her level. "Don't sass me Poopido." She sternly ordered then wiped his nose.
Owen, Duncan and Gwen were standing next to them.
"Dude stop with the daggers," Owen begged nervously to Duncan. "I said I was sorry for blocking the door."
"What exactly happened to you last night at that party?" Gwen questioned.
"Nothing I won't admit to thanks to farticus over here." Duncan snorted jabbed at thumb to Owen.
Katie, Sadie, Lindsey, and Beth were arguing against Bridgette about Courtney.
"But she's been so bossy and mean to us." Beth argued.
"Besides, no one ever liked her that much and she's no fun to be around." Sadie said frowning.
"If she's as nice as you say Bridgette, then she would have told us the truth or something right?" Katie asked.
"But she didn't." Sadie pointed out. "Courtney just did what Chris said and didn't seem to care how we felt."
"Exactly." Beth agreed nodding.
Bridgette pinched the bridge of her nose. "Girls for the last time, she was under contract and had to play the role of a different personality like Chris said. From the way it looks she wasn't allowed to tell anyone."
Lindsey scratched her head in confusion. "Wait so is Courtney is a made up character? Like an imaginary friend?" Then she frowned. "Cause if she is I want to imagine her away." She complained.
"Oooh maybe she's one of those imaginary friends that you can't imagine away, like mine only they are in my head not a physical form." Izzy chirped before knocking her fist on her head. "Yeah Phil and Lillian, I mean you!" She glared looking up.
Bridgette slapped her forehead and sighed in frustration.
"Where the hell is those two? I swear if they do not get down here right now, I will add more money to their debt." Chris said to Chef.
Suddenly a loud rumbling nose came from the emergency door that lead upstairs and everyone turned it.
"What in the world was that sound?" Lashawna asked pointed to the door.
"Can't be Owen given he's right here and his stomach has actually been quiet for once." Alejandro answered.
"Careful, you'll jinx it." Duncan said dryly.
Alejandro raised a brow. "Jinx what?"
Owen let out a long fart that came with a fog; his eyes widen at what he just did and smiled sheepishly at the others. "Heh-heh sorry."
Chef rolled his eyes and decided to open the door and walk inside.
"Okay this is kinda fun when you get use to the turns!" Courtney said smiling widely.
"See? What I tell ya, and nothing can ruin it for us." Margi chirped turning around and holding onto Courtney's waist with one hand and filming with the other.
Courtney tapped her chin then widens her eyes in horror at something. "Margi?"
Margi looked at Courtney through her hand-cam. "Yeah Coco?"
"Isn't there a chance that the door at the bottom is closed?" She asked narrowing her eyes.
Margi excited face was replace with the look of a deer in front of headlights.
"Oh shit sandwich." Margi uttered blankly.
Courtney clenched her teeth in panicked and looked forward again, only to see Chef at the bottom glaring at them. Both of the girls gasped.
"There you two little demons are!" Chef barked then got on one knee and held his arms out front as if ready to stop them.
"Whoa! Oh no! Dude I wouldn't try to face it this time!" Margi cried waving for Chef to get out of the way. They were getting closer towards the bottom.
"Uh-uh I'm ready for you this time!" He barked before the trunk hit him in the gut making the cook fall flat on his back and launching Courtney and Margi in the air and landing in front of Chris near the front door.
Both Courtney and Margi landed on their stomachs with Margi on top of Courtney. Margi sat up, latched her pink hand-cam back onto her belt, and tried to suppress her laughter along with Courtney.
"You're late for being early!" Chris yelled. "Chef already loaded all the stuff on the bus so guess who gets to take it off?"
"It was so worth that slide, did you see Chef's face, priceless." Courtney whispered to the spiceberry who giggled in response.
Everyone else was just staring at them full of confusion, Bridgette and surprisingly Izzy ran over to them. Bridgette helped Courtney up and Izzy helped Margi.
"Are you okay?" Bridgette asked.
"Yeah, yeah, we're good. Thanks for the ups." Courtney giggled.
"You guys totally nailed Cheffy in the gut!" Izzy said excitingly to Margi. "Wicked wipeout Izzy's impressed Cat in the Hat." She added poking Margi's white Sid hat with cat ears.
Margi smirked. "How'd you know my nickname?"
"Ha! I told you that's her name Noah!" Izzy shouted pointing at the know it all who rolled his eyes.
Noah rolled his eyes. "What are the odds? She proved me wrong." He said sarcastically then continued to read his book.
Margi shook her head giggling. "No it's just a nick name some of my friend's call me because I always wear a Sid cat eared hat all the time." She extended her hand. "Margi is name real my." She introduced herself smiling brightly.
"You meet to nice it's, Izzy am I." Izzy replied shaking her hand rapidly.
"Is Izzy bonding with the friend of the enemy?" Owen asked watching.
"That girl flips flops more than the intro of her own name." Lashawna shrugged.
Chef finally got Courtney and Margi's trunk off him and glared at the two girls. "If those two become friends, we're all going down." He grumbled.
"Oh great two psycho hose beasts, just what we need." Heather sneered sarcastically approaching the small group. Then she turned her attention to Courtney and smirked evilly. "So Courtney…tell us, how does it feel?"
Courtney glared at her. "How the hell does what feel?"
Alejandro approached the group putting an arm around Heather's waist.
"How does it feel that you're the most disliked personnel here?" He said as Heather smirked as his comment.
"She doesn't know royal hinnies of mean tell us, how did it feel?" Margi asked smirking.
Chef shook his head as he carried the trunk to the bus outside.
"…and so it begins." Chef stated before walking outside.
The couple growled and before they could say anything else, Chris spoke up.
"As much fun as it is to see you all getting acquainted," He started the paused laughing. "Time to load the bus kiddies." Chris announced pointing to the front door.
The drive around the island to the campgrounds was quiet for the most part, minus Mama DJ nagging to her son rather loudly, Sierra still excited about Courtney new physical appearance and going on about how much stuff she hopes to learn about her for the blog, and everyone else having their quiet conversations. Towards the back of the bus sat Heather, Alejandro, Duncan, Gwen, Lashawna, Harold and Cody.
"I don't buy that "transformation" for a second." Heather snapped quietly.
"Neither do I," Gwen agreed. "Given that Chris says she knows everything that went on during the show no one is safe with her around first chance we get we need to convince everyone to vote her off first."
"If we just get her voted off first, there goes your revenge ladies and she will get off easier than you are hoping for." Alejandro pointed out.
"True," Heather agreed. "We need to strategize how we can break her and that Margi girl to where they'll be begging to go home."
"Just remember we're only doing this grouping ship so we can all get much needed payback, after that we play the game our own ways." Gwen reminded the others.
"Don't have to tell me twice." Heather retorted.
Lashawna realized how quiet Duncan was being since he was just glaring out the window.
"Danger boy why are you so quiet?" She asked.
"I thought he would be the main one discussing this." Cody added.
"So did I." Harold nodded. "Given that he socialized with her the most."
"Are you okay Duncan?" Gwen asked putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah I'm fine, just thinking…" He trailed.
"About what?" Gwen asked rubbing his shoulder.
Duncan turned around smirking. "How sweet it'll be to stick it to Courtney…and I have just the plan to do it."
The group smirked and leaned in closely to listen in.
Courtney kept looking at the environment and it did not look good. Heavy equipment left behind, every other turn there was a car wreck, and for a second or two she thought she saw someone but shook that off. Apparently no one but her was paying attention since they were too busy having their conversations about whatever.
Margi would have been wondering what was wrong with her friend but she had her own problems. Sitting across from them was Mama DJ in the aisle seat and DJ at the window seat. Margi a few minutes ago made eye contact with DJ, smiled at him and Mama DJ snapped at her saying that she did not want any manipulative crazy little flirt messing with her son and just went on and on from there.
"Girl if I was your mama I would tape your mouth shut and have you get rid of that ridiculous hair color." Mama DJ said harshly rolling her neck.
"Hey don't diss the do lady." Margi shot back pointing to her hair. "It is the color of awesome and I didn't do anything but look at your son…is that like a crime?"
"Girl I heard what you said to those boys when you were running from them, girls like you are too fresh for my son to be around." The mother shot back.
Margi scratched her head for a moment then remembered. "Oh, psh, what teen girl doesn't flirt with cute guys? We do that every other day."
"The ones that isn't pregnant or not wearing tiny jeans skirts don't." She said with harshness in her tone crossing her arms.
"Rude-ish." Margi said knitting her brows. "I do wear jean shorts under these."
"Mama," DJ eased out cutting in. "She wasn't meaning any harm, really she wasn't doing anything she just made eye contact, that's all."
"Mhm." Mama DJ muttered obviously unconvinced. "Just keep your eyes to yourself." She finished facing the front shutting her eyes. "After Chef, the last thing I need is more problems-" She continuously nagged on and on while DJ glanced at Margi and mouthed 'Sorry about her.'
Margi shrugged and mouth 'Meh, no worries.' before taking her pink hand-cam out and started going through her pictures.
Suddenly the bus stopped. Everyone was looking around confused.
"Uh-oh." Chef said slightly nervous.
"Aw what? More of those things?" Chris said getting nervous too.
Everyone heard Chris and turned their attention to him.
"Something wrong Chris?" Trent asked leaning over to look up to the front.
Courtney and Margi just happen to be sitting at the front row where they could see out the driver window and their eyes widen in horror.
"More of them Courtney, more of our friends have the disease." Margi whispered, clutching Courtney's hand.
"Shhh, we don't know that yet. It could be Chris trying to scare us." Courtney whispered back, squeezing her hand but she looked nervous too.
"Uh Chris? Why are we stopping here?" Heather asked impatiently.
"We're not," Chris started, standing in front of the driver's window trying to block the sight that was ahead. "We're just uhh-"
'CRASH!' A bloody arm crashed through the window leaving a big crackly hole and grabbed Chris by the neck, causing everyone to scream…well everyone except Beth who let out a wheeze.
A/N: Total Drama Action episode 10 I think is where Beth reveals she cannot scream cause of a freak accident during a tonsillectomy; just trying to keep it accurate-ish for most peoples.
"CHEF! FLOOR IT! FLOOR IT!" Chris croaked out trying to pull out of the arm's grip.
Chef took out his ax and chopped the arm off. Chris fell forward and crawled to the first seat he could find, right next to Margi and Courtney. Trying to smash through the window was a person (guy) who skin looked pale and rotted green covered in dry blood. His eyes were bloodshot red, his arms and legs covered with bite marks, his t-shirt covered with scratch marks and dripping blood and his swim trunks covered with dry blood.
"ZOMBIE!" Owen screamed over everyone else.
Chef hit the gas and used the windshield wipers to make the 'zombie' fall off only to see ten more rotted out 'zombies' covered with blood running towards them. They were all dressed as if they were going to the beach.
"HOLD ON! IT'S ABOUT TO GET MESSY!" Chef shouted then stomped on the gas petal hard causing everyone to stumble back into his or her seats.
As the infected group caught their scent, some of them charged towards the bus as Chef literally ran over the 'zombies' leaving bloody splatters on the windshield and tires. They were getting close to the campgrounds, which had a tall fence with barbwires and the gate was wide open.
"Chef! What happened to the interns that were supposed to guard the gate?" Chris asked over their screaming as he flinched when one 'zombie' landed on the bus side trying to pull the door open.
Four more 'zombie' people who not covered in as much blood jumped on top of the bus and started pounding on the roof and the windows. Those four were two boys and two girls, all wearing white long sleeved shirts, red short sleeved buttoned up shirts, and khaki shorts.
"I think I found them!" Chef answered as he swerved the bus to a stop took out a remote and pressed a red button that closed the gate and turned the electricity on and the 'zombies' that were chasing the bus tried to claw at the gate only to get electrocuted and fell to pieces with blood splashing all on the ground.
The only ones left now, were the four interns. One male intern smashed his head into the bus window next to Cody who screamed at first but then pondered something.
"Chris… did you plan this?" He asked pointing a finger to the person who in response snapped once at it, Cody yanked his finger away just in time.
Everyone froze for a moment and glared at Chris, well everyone except, Courtney, Margi, Duncan and Chef.
"Uh…" Was all Chris could say.
"Courtney…that's Chad." Margi whispered holding her camera up to her friend.
Courtney looked at the picture of him and compared it to the Chad they were looking at now. His dark skin coded with blood, his pupils were red instead of brown and he was extremely angry, but you could tell it was still him. Courtney's jaw dropped and her eyebrows knitted. It was Chad, and now he is the infected, just like Stacy and Darcy…and all those people Chef ran over and electrocuted. Everyone else however slowly was starting to think it was a joke.
"You punk'd us again dude?" Owen asked.
Geoff got up and started laughing. "DUDE…you really got us this time." Then he looked at Chad. "Nice acting dude." He complimented.
"Geoff, I'm not sure he's acting." Bridgette nervously said backing up.
"Sure he is babe, here I'll prove it." Geoff said before he grabbed Chad face and started tugging.
Margi winced. "Uh guy whose name I don't remember… I do not think you should-
"Relax ladies we got this." Cody said smugly then he joined in on tugging Chad's face.
Margi shrugged. "Okay, have it your way."
Courtney palmed her forehead.
Both boys were pulling hard, but failing to rip off a mask.
"Maybe its animatronic." Geoff suggested.
"We'd hear robot sounds right about now." Cody replied.
"Maybe it's a puppet." Geoff grunted pulling harder.
"Don't cha think someone would be controlling it with strings?" Margi suggested dryly earning a nudge in the arm from Courtney. "Ouchy, arm nudger." She murmured.
"You know what's going on don't humor them. This is serious." Courtney whispered sternly.
Margi nodded. "Right, right, sorry." She whispered back.
"Well then maybe it's…it's…" Geoff grunted yanking harder to where the head came off and blood shot out of the body and dripped out the head. Chad's body went limp and slid out the window hitting the ground.
"Real." Geoff crocked out.
Everyone froze with shocked looks on their faces. Geoff and Cody's eyes went wide as dinner plates if possible. Geoff then broke the silence by screaming at the top of his lungs as he tossed the head in a random direction, which happened to land on Justin's hair. Everyone started screaming.
"Not the hair!" He cried swatting the head that landed on Tyler's lap.
"Aw my gym shorts get it off!" Tyler shouted throwing it in another direction, which happened to fly towards Margi.
Margi sat up and swatted at it. "Hot undead potato!" She laughed.
"Marg!" Courtney barked.
"I'm sorry I couldn't help myself! Ha-ha!" Margi laughed.
Izzy caught the head. "Cool. Hey does it bounce?" She smirked excitingly before lifted it over her head and literally bounced it. It landed on DJ's lap.
"Mama!" He cried.
Mama DJ in a panic swatted it with her purse. Courtney caught it out of the air and just stared at it for a moment before she shoved it in Chris's face causing him to flinch and shield himself.
"Chris! You tell everyone what is going on right now, before you get us all killed! You got five seconds to fess up before you're kissing undead lips!" She threatened shoving Chad's head closer.
Everyone got quiet and all eyes landed on Chris, well minus the other three rabid undead interns screeching trying to claw their way in.
Chris's eyes darted around realizing all eyes were on him.
Chef sighed. "Just come clean man."
Chris sighed in frustration and slid out the seat, all while trying to avoid the infected head. He stood in the middle of the aisle and folded his hands behind his back.
"Fine…campers," Chis began. "I was gonna wait until we were safe inside the gate, which we are in, but some of the infected came in with us." He then paused to sigh. "Well here's the thing, these 'Zombies' are not zombies at all…they are regular people whom of which were bitten and infected by Ezekiel. His body "transformation" while being a stowaway on the plane-" A glass smashing sound came from the door cutting off the host.
Another of the infected broke through the glass door with one arm. It was a slightly chubby girl with short raggedy black hair, puke green skin and one red eye was dangling by the veins out of her socket.
Chris put his hands up in surrender. "Okay I can't explain like this…Courtney, you need to terminate these guys, now! You too Margi!" He ordered.
Courtney gasped and dropped the decapitated head. "What?! Why us?"
"Because I'm the boss of you and you're the only interns I got left that I know of that didn't get on the escape choppers last night along with some of the crew who didn't get bitten." Chris shrugged. "Plus Chef had to terminate a bunch of them last night while you were sleeping away. Now it's your turn."
"Courtney has a killer instinct?" Eva questioned raising a brow.
"She's probably wounded, but never killed." Heather snorted with a smirk.
"She's might be just as afraid as the rest of us." Beth added while Lindsey nodded.
"Shut up Meg." Margi snapped pointed a finger at Beth. "Courtney is a lot of stuff, but she is not a coward."
Beth looked around for a moment then realized she was talking to her and sent a glare. "My name is Beth f.y.i."
"Oh…then why did Chef say you're another Meg Griffin after season two?" Margi asked glancing at Chef who whistles like nothing happening.
Courtney sighed. "Margi, there's no talking to them." She huffed looking down. "There right, I don't kill other living things."
"Technically, their brain dead in controlling their instincts, they're minds are telling them to revert to becoming cannibals, that's what happened to Zeke when he started to crave the scent of blood in the Serengeti challenge." Chris butted in. "Basically, if you get bitten, your already dead and there is no cure for it, since one does not exist; the only way to stop the disease from spreading…it to terminate the problem."
Courtney and Margi glanced at the infected then looked at each other.
"Okay Coco, you want to wuss out? Or you want to go and kick some undead ass?" Margi asked smirking at her best friend.
Courtney stared at her blankly then smirked back. "Let's kick some undead ass."
"Yes! Weapon us!" Margi shouted excitedly holding her hands out, only to catch pompoms. "Hey cool it's my brass knuckle pom-poms…so you stole them from me Chef-itch!" She yelled putting them on.
"What's she gonna do, cheer them into submission?" Noah asked sarcastically.
"Earth the Noah 'brass…knuckles'." Margi said in an 'a duh' tone before punching a window making it shatter. "See?"
Chef rolled his eyes, dug in his secret compartment under the driver seat, pulled out a black 32-inch blade chainsaw, and handed it to Courtney.
"The things he hides on this bus scare me." Harold whispered to Lashawna who shook her head.
"Uh don't you think you should let Duncan handle the chainsaw?" Gwen asked. "Since you said yourself don't have a killer instinct." She shrugged.
Duncan smirked. "Let the little girl play with the blades, this should make a good laugh." He snickered.
The three infected were on the ground growling looming around the bus waiting for their prey to come out. Courtney and Margi stood at the bus door.
Chef held the lever to open the door. "Ready…"
Courtney turned on the chainsaw and nodded. Margi bumped her brass knuckle pompoms together and nodded.
"GO!" Chef barked as he pulled the lever letting the two out and quickly shut the door behind them.
Everyone sat up on their seats and looked out the windows.
Right after the duo ran outside, well Courtney ran Margi cartwheeled the first thing that greeted them was…nothing.
"What the- where'd they-" Margi stammered out. "Aw I was pumped too and- AH!" She cried suddenly as a skinny male intern dropped onto her back from behind wrapping his legs around her waist and trying to grab her throat but Margi quickly stretched her arms behind her, grabbed his throat and flipped him over her head and he slammed into the bus's side. Everyone let out a gasp and slightly backed away from the window. The infected laid limp for a moment but then slowly got up again.
He was about as short as Margi was and had short messy blonde slightly bloody hair; his skin was only slightly green and had one bloodshot red eye and one blind eye.
"J-J-Jeremy?" Courtney stuttered out her eyes widening.
"Not him too." Margi whined, and then both the girl interns grab Margi by her arms. "Whoa! Uh-uh bitches not today!" She growled as she did a forward flip throwing them down flat on their backs. Margi sprung up and clutched her brass knuckle pompoms. "Let's do this!"
Jeremy growled and charged towards Courtney. She then had a seriously look on her face, turned the chainsaw back on and charged towards him meeting half way.
She said nothing as she lifted the chainsaw up like a baseball bat and swung at the infected boy, hitting him right in the ribs cutting deep into his flesh as blood flew out from the spinning blade. Courtney's face hardened as she pressed further and slid the chainsaw all the way through him while ribs could be seen sticking out and more blood pours out as Jeremy squirmed with what strength he had left trying to grab Courtney, failing miserably.
When the blade finally cut through Jeremy's ribcage, Courtney stumbled backwards wincing as her chopped friend's body feel onto the ground limp in two with blood squirting out and one of his feet twitching.
"Sorry Jeremy." Courtney shrugged looking sympathetic.
Everyone in the bus stared at Courtney as if she was a maniac.
"Whoa." Noah said letting his book slip out of his hands.
"She's got guts." Eva actually complimented. "I still don't like her though."
"Tell me when it's over." Bridgette whimpered into Geoff's chest.
"This is totally epic! Deadly, gross, and probably scar me mentally for life but epic!" Sierra chipped excitedly typing in her pizza box.
"Hey what's that Margi girl doing?" DJ asked pointing out the window.
"I don't know but it strangely looks like fun." Izzy said pressing her face against a window.
Courtney then heard Margi laughing; she whirled around to see Margi playing leapfrog with the other two girls. Well it looked more like Margi leaping over their heads while both girls tried to bite her.
"Margi don't play with them you can get infected!" Courtney shouted lowering her chainsaw.
"I can't help it Miranda and Bri keep distracting me its sooo fun!" Margi laughed landing upside-down with her legs horizontally split with her hands on her shoulders. She then pushed off the chubby girl Bri and landed knees first on top of Miranda making her fall down on her back again. Margi then smirked menacingly, raised her brass knuckle in the air and slammed it into Miranda's skull smashing it in with a loud 'crack!' Miranda's body twitched for a moment or two then went limp.
"Yeah bay-bay!" Margi cheered, then she smiled sheepishly realizing what's she just did. "Sorry err… Miranda, Heh-heh." Then she looked down at herself. "Aw man got blood on pink jean jacket!"
"Wait a second…she knows all the interns names yet she barely know ours?" Heather questioned Chris. "What's that about we should be known by everybody, right? We're famous."
"Yeah…"Chris eased out awkwardly. "She and most interns don't exactly like you guys because they busted their asses testing the harder versions of your challenges while you got the mild way out."
Beth gulped at that. "The 'mild' ones were deadly enough…I'd hate to see the harder ones."
"Me too." Lindsey added shaking. "I'm glad we didn't have to do whatever the intern peoples did."
"Oh don't worry, YOU WILL." Chris said slyly then let out a short chuckle taking out his walkie-talkie. "You guys do have a visual of this whole fight right?"
"Affirmative Chris, over." A male voice said through the other end.
Bri was snarling at Courtney when she spotted her and ran towards her waving her arms wildly and that one eye that was dangling out of her socket fell off earning an 'eww' from people in the bus. Courtney's reflex came in and she did a front aerial flip over Bri, when she landed she backswing the chainsaw at Bri's leg cutting it clean off causing her to stumble over. Her leg bled, but Bri did not quit she was still growling and trying to crawl towards Courtney.
"Uh Coco, she's still moving." Margi said casually as she dug through Miranda's khaki pants pockets.
Courtney rolled her eyes. "I can see that." She said back then Courtney huffed out a sigh. "I'm going to feel so bitter sweet about this tomorrow." She said walking towards Bri and lifting up the chainsaw with both hand. "Sorry Bri." She apologized sheepishly before the blades spun again as she impaled her through the back.
Bri screeched waving her arms and legs around rapidly as Courtney bent over shoving the blade deeper and deeper down until a loud 'crack' came and Bri's spine split all the way through and a dark puddle of blood formed underneath her; Bri's body then went limp. Courtney pulled the chainsaw out with the blade still spinning and blood dripping and turned it off.
Margi walked up next to her with her brass knuckle pompoms in one hand, and a wallet and an iPod touch in the other. Courtney raised a brow at her.
"So how'd it go?" Margi asked casually cheery while snooping through Miranda's wallet.
"Just…peachy." Courtney huffed sarcastically. Then planted the chainsaw next to her and leaned on the butt of the tool with her left hand. "Did you pickpocket Miranda's wallet and iPod?" She asked pointing to the items.
"Yeppers." Margi shrugged.
Courtney pitched the bridge of her nose. "Juuuust checking." She said dully.
Sudden a slow clapping came from the bus. The girls turned around and saw it was Chef and Chris both of them look rather impressed. Everyone else was just staring at them from inside the bus; all of them looked unsure what to say. Chris spoke up first.
"Well…I was right to send you two out here. Not to mention we got it all on footage, great stuff." He said with a smile as three helicopters came into view with cameras attached to the bottom of the vehicles. More automated camera appeared out of the trees, cabins, even the hood of the bus. One camera operator waved at the girls from on top of the cabins.
"Figures." Courtney and Margi said simultaneously.
Chef glanced back at the bus and shook his head. "Get yo asses out here cowards, NOW!" He boomed.
Everyone else slowly came out of the bus, grimacing at the four lifeless bodies that lay in small pools of blood, bones and organs.
"O-M-G! Courtney that was so unbelievable!" Sierra squealed getting too close to Courtney for comfort. "I'll probably need therapy after what I just saw but it was verge of epic! I can't wait to put that on the blog!"
Courtney tugged on one of her braids awkwardly. "Err…thanks? I think."
"Psh, seen better." Duncan insulted crossing his arms.
"Yeah for killing of three cannibals, it was pretty tamed." Gwen added dryly.
"Haters always hate." Margi muttered shaking her head.
Chris snapped his fingers. "Alright campers, after the break we'll get down to business on how this game is going to go-"
"AHHH!" A girl's voice screamed. Everyone looked around getting nervous. Courtney yanked the chainsaw out of the ground and turned it back on looking around with a glare. Margi bumped her brass knuckle pompoms together and her eyes darted around too.
Beth looked up and saw something flying towards them. "Look! It's a girl on a pink Han glider!" She cried pointing to the sky.
"She might be one of the infected!" Cody shouted hiding behind Sierra.
Margi pulled out her pink hand-cam, zoomed in on the person and gasped in horror.
"Nooo, it's much worse!" Margi whimpered. "She's no cannibal she's a camera hungry reality star wannabe. The reason Coco and I are even here."
Courtney looked up and hover her hand over her eyes. "It's Dakota." She said slightly surprised.
"Huh?" The rest of the cast asked in confusion.
Dakota's Han glider was spinning out of control then took a nosedive right towards the cast.
"She's coming in too hot! Scatter!" Margi cried as she and everyone else screamed and moved out the way quickly all except Cody who was unsure which way to go.
"Whoa! Watch out!" Dakota cried before she crashed into Cody. She sat up groggily, unstrapped herself from the glider, and took off her helmet shaking out her long blonde hair. Then she glanced at Cody.
"Hi…guy whose name I don't remember on this show." She said awkwardly then smiled. "Thanks for breaking my fall. Heh."
"I-I-I-I-I-" Cody stammered. Sierra yanked him from under her by the collar of his shirt and glared at Dakota. "Heyyy, Sierra."
"Keep your hands to yourself sister!" Sierra barked.
"Who the hell is that? She's not competing is she?" Heather demanded.
Dakota gave her the 'talk to the hand' gesture. "Whatever. I don't care about the prize money, like I need it I just want uh-" She spotted a cinematographer and ushered him to come closer. "Can you get a little bit closer please?" The cinematographer stood in front of her with his camera. "Thank you…I just want camera time. People need to see the sparkly adorableness that should have been here from the gecko of this show and not the face that stole it." She finished glaring slightly at Courtney who scoffed.
Chef grabbed Dakota from in front of the camera with one hand and held her in front of Chris.
"Remember when I said I was replacing you with someone else? I meant it." Chris stated getting slightly irritated. "Chef, get princess wannabe out of here."
"Wait no! Please! I'll do anything!" Dakota begged.
"She actually wants to stay?" Gwen asked raising a brow.
"Talk about desperate." Alejandro added.
"I'm the host here Dakota and what I say goes so, no can do." Chris said then his phone rang. He looked at the caller ID and answered it. "Hello?" Chris glanced at Dakota. "It's your daddy." He said then listened again. "Hello Mr. Milton…" Then his face was full of excitement. "How much money?!" He hung up his phone. "You're in Dakota." Chris said smirking.
Dakota clapped her hands together. "Yes!" Then she looked at the camera. "Thank you daddy."
"No way!" Heather yelled as an eruption of complaints came from the other cast mates.
"Shush!" Chris yelled. "Let me finished…you're in Dakota, as a player…and an intern, just like poor Courtney and Margi." He laughed.
"What?! NO!" Dakota barked as Chef dropped her in front of the two girls. "Ugh! Rude! This is not happening to me!"
"You asked for it." Chris shrugged then stood in front of the camera. "We'll be right back to show more drama and what will become of our campers? Will we find more infected to kill? What demands do the campers have for Courtney, Margi and now Dakota? You find out next time on Total…Dead…Island!" He said all dramatically unaware that a smirking Margi held her middle fingers over his head from behind. "Why are you laughing camera dude? Something on my face?" He asked rubbing his cheek.
"Nothing sir, ha-ha…nothing." The camera operator uttered suppressing his laughter.
A/N: Finally finished this chappy.
Margi: (pulls Courtney into a choking hug.) Coco was a beast with that chainsaw! Did you see me smash Miranda's face in!? So awesome!
Courtney: Choking…can't breathe…
Margi: Oopsies…sowwie (Lets go and starts bouncing in her seat)
Courtney: (rubs her neck) Well it was rather graphic, but good. Except the part where now we have to delt with Dakota…I mean why is she in this story again.
Me: I checked season four…she was an intern too.
Margi: She looks like she never lifted a finger a day in her life.
Me: Yeah…good luck with her lol Okay peoples REVIEW.
Margi: Or I will hunt you all down!
Me: Margi has no right to do that.
Margi: Dang it!
