THE ADDISONS SITCOM
Author's note: YUM YUM DELICIOUS KUDOS
Orange, Pink, Yellow, and Blue walked towards a large building. Spamton was still perched upon Blue's head treating it as if it were a Pipis. "Hatch, my children. Hatch." Spamton whispered causing Blue to shudder.
"What is wrong with him?" Sobbed Blue. "Why won't anyone help me?!" Spamton remained nesting on his head.
"Gee it sure was nice of the queen to let us stay at her palace until our house gets rebuilt." Smiled Orange.
"Orangeā¦" grumbled Pink. "It's a FUCKING MOTEL 6. I'D RATHER GO BACK INTO THE DUMPSTER."
"The Queen's palace is a Motel 6?" Asked Orange.
"WELL NO SHIT, YOU ORANGE SHERLOCK FUCK." Screeched Pink as blood shot out his mouth from all his constant screaming. "YOU SHOULD BE HEAD OF THE FUCKING DETECTIVE CORPORATION AND REPLACE SCOOBY-FUCKING-DOO SHIT, YOU COLOSSAL ORANGE BITCH."
"Bitch." Responded Orange.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
They approached the Queen's palace which was actually a Motel 6 and entered the entrance. At the front counter, Swatch was an employee there checking in people. "Piss-off-athon." He muttered.
Orange approached him. "Wait, you work at both Walmart and here at the Queen's palace?"
"Piss-off-athon."
"Okay?"
"Piss-off-athon." He handed them the keys to their room.
Yellow grabbed the keys.
Pink glared at Yellow. "OH NO. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCK UP MY HAIR THIS TIME. I AM WATCHING YOU, PISS MAN. FIRST IT WAS THE BROOM. THEN IT WAS YOUR HAND. THEN YOU CAUSED MY HAIR TO GET INFESTED WITH SPAMTONS. THEN I GOT SUCKED INTO SPAMTON'S MOUTH, WHICH I ENTIRELY BLAME YOU FOR."
"THOSE WERE ALL ACCIDENTAL!" Yellow threw the keys at Pink's hair to purposely mess it up. "HERE, NOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I ACTUALLY DID!"
"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Screeched Pink as the keys became tangled in his hair.
"Bitch." Responded Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Blue was the only one not participating in the 'conversation' shuddering as Spamton remained on his head. "He thinks my head is a Pipis someone please help me."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Six hours passed of Orange, Yellow, Pink exchanging "bitch" as Blue shivered nearby while Swatch watched the entire commotion with a deadpan expression. "Piss-off-athon." He grabbed a broom to sweep up the garbage that fell off the Addisons but instead decided to swat them all outside the palace and lock the doors to keep them out.
"WHY WON'T YOU BITCHES HELP ME?!" Finally screeched Blue. "HE'S TRYING TO HATCH MY HEAD!"
"Oh, yeah. Sure." Said Yellow as he approached Blue to pluck Spamton off his head. "There you go." He turned and crashed into Pink causing him to accidentally release the gremlin onto his head to which he buried himself into Pink's hair.
Pink screeched an ungodly noise. "YELLOW, YOU FUCK!"
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Blue joined in. "Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
They stood outside the Queen's palace Motel 6 exchanging "bitch" with each other for several hours before returning back to the dumpster to continue exchanging pleasantries there.
Spamton crawled off Pink's head and crawled back inside the dumpster.
Orange held up a Staples button and pressed it. 'Well that was easy.' It said.
Sans appeared. "Nice touch." Canned laughter ensured. He waited for the laughter to cease before he continued. "I'm not overweight, I'm Undertale." Canned laughter roared out with applause.
Spamton popped out the dumpster. "FUJI MAMA!"
TO BE CONTINUED?
