THE ADDISONS SITCOM 6
Author's note: I require spamton merch so that I will inhale them like the weird gremlin thing I am.
During the night, Spamton slowly crawled out the dumpster sniffing the air. "Kromer." He hissed as he stuck his head out the bin.
Down below, the four Addisons were asleep on the ground. He spotted them to observe for Kromer. Pink had rotten cucumber slices covering his eyes along with moldy avocado slush around his face. He snored loudly as drool oh so elegantly poured out his mouth. Yellow turned in his sleep, his arm landing onto Pink's face. Spamton spotted Blue sleeping and then gasped with delight. "PIPIS." He shouted as he crawled out the dumpster and onto Blue's head to nestle within the blue man's hair.
Blue awoke. "Huh?" He then sat up and realized Spamton was on his head again. "OH FUCKING CHRIST!"
Pink's sleep was disrupted and Yellow's hand went inside his mouth. "FU— FUCCKFF!" He tried shouting as the rotten cucumber slices slid off his face. "WHYFF YOURFF HANDFF IN— "
Yellow awoke screaming after finding his hand in Pink's mouth. "OH JESUS FUCK WHY ARE YOU EATING MY HAND! OH SHITTING FUCK WHAT THE HELL!"
"FFUUFFFFHH!" Screeched Pink.
"I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY AT ME FOR RUINING YOUR HAIR BUT NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!"
Orange awoke from underneath the three and popped his head out. "YOU FUCKS WERE SMOTHERING ME, BUT DOES ANYBODY CARE ABOUT HOW I'M DOING? NO! NO ONE CARES ABOUT ORANGE!"
"HELP ME!" Shouted Blue. "HE'S TRYING TO HATCH MY HEAD AGAIN!"
"BLUE, OH MY GOD!" Shouted Pink as he finally spat out Yellow's hand and slapped the yellow man. "YOU ARE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN! MY MASCARA IS FUCKING RUNNING FROM ALL THIS! NOW I AM GOING TO BE FUCKING HIDEOUS IN THE MORNING THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING PRIMA DONNA SHIT!"
"YOU ARE A COLOSSAL BITCH!" Screeched Blue.
"Bitch." Said Yellow in response to being slapped by Pink.
"Bitch." Responded Pink.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Spamton began purring causing everyone to go quiet.
"Oh… oh god." Shuddered Blue. "He's… he's doing that thing again."
"OH GOD!" Shouted Orange. "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK."
"WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?" Panicked Blue. "I'M SCARED! HELP!"
"OH GOD OH GOD!" Screamed Yellow. "OH GOD!"
"THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT, BLUE!" Screeched Pink. "ONCE YOU FEED SPAMTON, IT ALWAYS RETURNS BACK FOR MORE SPAMTON FOOD!"
"YOU BITCH!" Screeched back Blue. "HE'S ON MY HEAD BECAUSE HE THINKS IT IS A PIPIS!"
The four shivered in terror as Spamton continued purring upon Blue's head observing the commotion. "Soon, my children will rise [[UP IN BIG BIG SAVINGS]]."
"AAAAAAAAAAHH!" Blue, Pink, Yellow, Orange screamed.
Suddenly chirping was heard within Blue's hair.
"OH DEAR LORD!" Sobbed Blue. "WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
"AAAAHH!" Shrieked Pink.
Tiny Spamtons suddenly crawled out of Blue's hair chirping "BIG SHIT! BIG SHIT!" They chirped as they plopped onto the ground and began infesting the place.
Everyone screamed. "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HOLY FUCKING SHITTING HELL!"
Blue shook in terror. "WHAT THE FUCK MY HEAD WAS A PIPIS ALL ALONG WHAT IS EVEN MY LIFE?!"
Spamton laughed manically on top of Blue's head. "RISE MY [[general offsprings]] RISE! BRING ME [[BIG BIG SAVINGS!]]"
"GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD!" Shrieked Blue shaking in terror.
"Oh yeah, sure." Said Yellow as he went over to pluck Spamton off his head. "There you go."
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" Screeched Pink. "YOU ARE NOT LETTING THAT THING BACK ONTO MY HEAD. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BUMP INTO ME. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MESS UP MY ALREADY MESSED UP HAIR! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TOUCH MY HAIR TODAY!"
Yellow glared at him and then plopped Spamton onto his hair.
"OH YOU FUCKING PISS MAN BITCH!" Screeched Pink as he leaped onto Yellow slapping him madly. "I AM SO PISSED AT YOUR FUCKING PISSED SHIT FUCKING BITCH!"
Sans walked by. "Feed me." Canned laughter roared.
TO BE CONTINUED?
