THE ADDISONS SITCOM 7
Author's note: i cri self 2 sleep every nite idk why dis story is ongoing i sob
The next day on the ground in front of the dumpster that the Addisons currently stayed at, Blue woke up before anyone else did. He grabbed his phone to check the status of their house only to find it was out of power. "FUCKING ASS!" He shrieked.
Pink, Orange, Yellow woke up. "Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Responded Blue.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"ENOUGH WITH THE PLEASANTRIES, MY FUCKING PHONE IS OUT OF POWER!"
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
They exchanged "bitch" for several hours until Spamton peeked his head out the dumpster sniffing the air. "Kromer." He murmured scouting the outside. He slowly slithered out the dumpster to join the Addisons.
"OH GOD IT'S THAT BITCH." Shouted Pink. "EW!"
"Bitch." Responded Spamton.
"Bitch." Responded Pink.
"Bitch." Said Yellow, Blue, and Orange.
"Bitch."
Another hour passed.
"So is our house finally finished being reconstructed yet?" Asked Orange.
"GEE, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. MY POWER FUCKING DIED! MY HEAD IS APPARENTLY A PIPIS. SPAMTON IS SNIFFING AT ME AGAIN. I AM SCARED. NONE OF YOU EVER HELP ME. ALL WE EVER DO IS EXCHANGE 'BITCH' AT EACH OTHER ALL DAY! AND WE GOT KICKED OUT THE QUEEN'S PALACE."
"Bitch." Said Pink.
Spamton began climbing up Blue's leg causing Blue to tremble in terror. "OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO!"
Yellow went over to pluck him off Blue's leg. "You're right, we just sit and watch while this happens."
"Bitch." Said Blue crossing his arms in annoyance at his comrades. "Thanks."
Pink held up a cross in Yellow's direction. "OH NO YOU FUCKING DON'T! BACK! BACK! YOU ARE NOT DOING THE THING AGAIN."
Yellow glared at him for a couple of moments before releasing Spamton onto the ground.
Suddenly a bird flew over and pooped. It landed directly onto Pink's hair causing him to shriek out a blood-curdling scream. "YELLOW! I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!"
Yellow sighed apathetically awaiting Pink's wrath and accepting his fate as the infuriated pink man leaped onto him for another slap session.
"Hold up!" Interrupted Orange before Pink could slap the yellow man. "My phone still has power and I got a message stating our house is completed and that we can move in today!"
"OH THANK FUCKING FUCK OF A FUCK!" Screeched Pink as he got up from Yellow. "AT LAST I CAN FUCKING FINALLY SHOWER AND FIX MY HAIR!"
The four all leaped with joy excited to finally be back in their house. As they began walking in the direction of their house Spamton watched them all with a sad expression. Blue turned around noticing the sad gremlin and felt his heart sink. "Wait. Wait."
"Oh no." Said Orange already knowing as he glared at the blue man. "You are NOT."
"Look at him!" Sighed Blue. "He's so sad and living in a dumpster sucks."
"YOU ARE NOT BRINGING THAT TRASH INFESTATION INTO OUR NEW HOUSE!" Screeched Pink. "ARRHGHH!"
Yellow crossed his arms. "I get entertained whenever Spamton messes up his hair," he smiled, "so YES. PLEASE. BRING SPAMTON, BLUE."
"YOU BITCH!" Screeched Pink.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Responded Pink.
"Okay, that is two out of four!" Said Blue nervously as he went to pick up Spamton feeling he was going to absolutely regret this decision. "Spamton, you can stay at our place as LONG AS YOU DO NOT DESTROY THE ENTIRE HOUSE AGAIN, OKAY?"
Spamton smiled and nodded in agreement.
"And please stay off my head I am already in an existential crisis I don't need any more of this why is my head a pipis."
Spamton scowled.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch." Responded Spamton.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
Yellow erupted. "OH MY GOD, WE GET IT; WE ARE ALL BITCHES LET'S GO HOME ALREADY!"
"Fine, bitch." Said Blue.
"Bitch." Responded Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
All five of them returned back to their house while exchanging their usual pleasantries along the way.
The moment they returned home they fought over who got to use the shower first. "I DESERVE TO USE IT!" Screeched Pink. "MY HAIR HAS BEEN RUINED AND I NEED A GOOD WASHING!"
"YOU HOG UP THE BATHROOM FOR HOURS!" Shouted Yellow.
"Okay, let's just time our showers." Sighed Blue as he placed Spamton down. "We each get about 30 minutes to wash off all the garbage so we won't ruin our new house. Then after that you all can go back to fix your hair and other things."
"FINE!" Yelled Pink as he stomped over to the bathroom to wash himself. "Bitch." He slammed the door and immediately started to shower.
Spamton meanwhile crawled around sniffing the floor exploring the new surroundings. "Kromer." He muttered. "Need Kromer [[DELICIOUS VELVETY]] Kromer."
Sans walked in. "When I want in, I want in now!" Canned laughter roared intensely. A person could be heard screaming in the audience to help them because they can't escape the laughing void. "I hate Mondays." Continued Sans. Canned laughter ensured.
After a few hours the Addisons finally washed up. Blue had to throw Spamton into the bathtub to which the water immediately turned brown and mushy causing Blue to scream and run out the bathroom. Eventually Spamton washed himself.
"OKAY, ALL OF YOU BITCHES SHUT UP I'M GOING TO SLEEP!" Shouted Pink wearing an enormous pink fluffy robe. He smeared avocado facial mask onto his face and grabbed cucumber slices as he entered his room and then dramatically slammed his door shut.
"Bitch." Said Yellow.
"Bitch." Said Orange.
"Bitch." Said Blue.
Pink opened his door and responded. "Bitch." He closed it without slamming it.
"Bitch."
Blue went to his room to sleep. He picked up the covers and threw himself onto the bed exhausted and his eyelids immediately shut from the tiredness.
Suddenly he heard scuttling in his room. He sat up and saw Spamton crawling around on the floor sniffing things. He climbed onto the foot of Blue's bed and sat there hissing.
"SPAMTON, I ALREADY WARNED YOU."
Spamton remained at the foot of the bed and then crawled in a small circle before curling up preparing to sleep. "Bitch." He said.
"Bitch." Responded Blue.
Spamton started purring as he dozed off to sleep.
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!" Shrieked Blue. "OH GOD THIS AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" He felt too exhausted to get out of bed to grab a broom to swat the gremlin out the room and instead laid back down to sleep. "Bitch."
"Bitch." Said Yellow from the other room.
"Bitch." Said Orange from his room.
"Bitch." Said Pink.
"Bitch."
"Bitch."
Soon everyone fell asleep in their new house having a peaceful night's rest after so long.
TO BE CONTINUED?
